Invisible Ink Chords by Aimee Mann

[A#] _ There comes [D#m] a time when [B] you swim or [F#] sink
So [B] I jumped in the [F#] drink
Cause [B] I couldn't [F#] make [C#] myself clear
_ _ [A#] _ _
Maybe [D#m] I wrote an [B] invisible [F#] ink
[B] Oh I've tried to [F#] think
How [B] I could have [F#] made it [C#] appear _
_ _ _ _ [F#] But [B] another [G#] _ _ [D#] _ _
[F#] illustration is wasted
[B] Cause the [F#] results are the [G#m] same
_ [C#] _ _
[G#m] _ _ [F#] I feel [C#] like a ghost
[F#] Who's trying to move your [B] hands
Over [F#] some Ouija [D#m] board
In the [C#] hopes I can [B] spell out my [F#] name _ _ _ _ _
[A#] _ [D] What some take for [D#m] magic [B] at first [F#] glance
Is [B] just [F#] sighted fan
[B] Depending on [F#] what you [C#] believe
_ _ _ [A#] _ _
Something gets [D#m] lost when [B] you [F#] translate
[B] It's hard to keep [F#] straight _
[B] Perspective [F#] is [C#] everything _
_ _ _ _ [F#] And [B] I know [C#] now
[G#m] Which [F#] is which and what angle
[B] I [F#] oughta look at it [G#m] from
_ [C#] _ _
[G#m] _ _ I [F#] suppose _
[C#] I
[B] Should [F#] be happy to be Miss
[B] Ren better [F#] be that than [D#m] some of the [C#] other things
[B] I have [F#] become _ _ _ _
But nobody [C#] wants to hear this [G#m] tale
The plot is [C#] cliched
The jokes are [G#m] a mistake
And baby we've all [F#] heard it all [C#] before
Oh I could get _ specific [G#m] but
Nobody [C#] needs a catalog
[G#m] _ When details on [F#] the law can't [C#] sell anymore
_ _ _ _ [F#] And [B] aside _ [C#] from that
[F#] This chain of reaction
[B] Baby [G#] is losing [G#m] a link
[A#m] _ _
[G#m] _ _ [F#] Though [B] I'd hope [C#] _ you'd know [F#] what
I'd try [C#] to tell you
[D#m] And if [F#] you don't I could draw you [C#] a picture
[B] An invisible [F#] name _ _ _ _
But nobody [C#] wants to hear [G#m] this tale
The plot is [C#] cliched
The jokes are [G#m] a mistake
And baby [B] we've all [F#] heard it [C#] all before
Oh I could get _ specific [G#m] but
_ Nobody [C#] needs a [G#m] catalog
When details [C#] on the law [F#] can't [C#] sell anymore
_ _ _ Oh oh [G#m] oh oh oh oh [C#] oh
Oh [G#m] oh oh oh oh oh [B] _ _ [F#] oh
[C#] _ _
_ _ _ Oh oh [G#m] oh oh oh oh [C#] oh
Oh _ _ [G#m] oh oh _ oh oh oh oh
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] Oh
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[G#m] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ [G#m] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ oh oh oh oh oh oh
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