Chords for Interview with The Dirty Nil

_ _ [Ab] I'm just a [F] zombie, [Eb] yeah
_ _ [Ab] I'm just a zombie
[Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [A] Hello, I'm Luke.
I'm Kyle.
_ [C] Hey, I'm Ross and I play in the [D] best rock and roll band of all time.
With a dirty nail and you're watching Canadian [B] Beats.
So how did the dirty nail [D] all start?
Like where did the dirty nail come from?
[Gb] Uh, in my basement and Kyle's basement [C] and uh
It was pretty much I bought a big [E] muff fuzz pedal and then the band started basically.
But uh, we were just playing like Black Sabbath [D] songs and just trying to basically learn our instruments.
And Kyle convinced me [Dbm] to start trying to [A] sing and then uh yeah, we basically had a rock and roll band.
Very interesting.
Um, so would you say like Black Sabbath and bands like that are your influence?
Or do you have any other like local influences?
Cause you're from Dundas right?
So do you have any like local band influences from there?
We are [Db] influenced by a [B] million things.
I [A] think [G] most uh, recently [N] this wine is a very very strong influence on me and Ross.
And uh, Molson Canadian has done a lot for [Gm] Kyle.
[E] It's been a day.
It's been a good day.
It's been a good day.
It has.
[G] Yeah, no I mean we listen to a lot of everything but there's been a lot of fantastic bands.
[A] In our local scene that we've had [D] the privilege of seeing when we were younger and even today.
[G] And getting to see bands [Dm] like Attack in Black and the Constantines.
[D] Were very very [Abm] formative for us and let us know what we really wanted to do with this wonderful thing we call life.
That's [A] very good to hear.
It's [Dm] really nice to see that you're so inspired by those local musicians as well.
Awesome.
_ Um, so [G] when you found out that you were [E] playing Way Home, what was your reaction?
Did you?
[B] KACHING!
No.
Oh!
Yeah, we're doing [G] it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So obviously [A] very excited.
Yeah we're excited.
[C] Totally.
So it's really obviously [G] exciting to be playing on the [Db] same bill as like Imagine [G] Dragons and Frank Ocean and really [Fm] big names like [B] that.
We were just pumped to see Charles Bradley [A] and we got to [Cm] cross paths with him earlier so life's amazing.
I thought they were excited to see us.
[N] Yeah.
I'm really excited to see us.
Yeah.
Frank Ocean might be.
I never heard of them [G] before today.
Yeah.
[N] But I was happy.
I heard he was threatening to cancel his performance after he saw us play so.
I'll imagine the dragon. _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] That's [D] awesome.
_ _ _ [C] He imagined it.
It's [G] not there yet.
Next time we [Cm] meet.
You gotta use your imagination.
[Bbm] What color is a dragon? It _ _ _ depends.
All colors.
[Fm] It depends on who you're reading.
[F] You got Harry Potter, they got [C] dragons, you got Game of Thrones, they got dragons, you got [Abm] Dragonheart, they got dragons, you got Reign of Fire, they got dragons.
I don't know.
Lots of dragons.
[Eb] Dragons.
Lots and lots of dragons.
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ Is that so?
[Bb] _ _
[G] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ Um. _
Yes.
[Cm] _ _ Your [Ab] performance was really, really high energy today and honestly [Bb] me, I was standing at the barrier and I was like dying looking at you.
So how did you keep that [Cm] energy up even though it was so damn [Eb] hot?
_ Well, we're [Gm] professionals so.
_ That's what we [C] were born to do.
We're born to do.
That's what the Lord put us on this good earth to do and I dumped a bottle of [Db] water on my head before we went out.
But [F] we did the Warped Tour a couple years ago and that taught us some quick tips about how to perform in [Ab] sweaty, _ aversive conditions.
How to [Bb] not die in the summer.
How to not die in the summer.
Um.
But also.
[Cm] _ [C] Yeah, I don't know.
I was expecting to fucking die up [Bb] there but no, it wasn't that bad.
It wasn't the [Cm] worst.
I'll tell you that.
[Abm] Oh, it's been [G] way hotter.
Fucking Arizona [Gm] in like July.
Jesus Christ.
I thought [Gb] I looked in the mirror and all I saw was beef jerky and a star [Bb] shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah, so bad.
This is nothing.
This is nothing.
[G] Because when you walked out in the long sleeve I thought for sure you were going to pass out.
You know what?
And then you go to [Abm] Florida.
This is the life I chose.
[Db]
Exactly.
[Ebm] For the children.
For the children.
[C] I'm not going to mail it in with [A] the tank top just because God's angry and the sun is shining.
We all want to see that.
_ Ross wants to see that tank top but no.
But [Fm] we're decent people.
We're not trying to get promiscuous on [Eb] stage.
Cover up.
_ [Db] So you're no free the nipple?
No.
No, I mean [Abm] whatever you want to do.
I don't care.
[Eb] These are just the [F] constraints that we apply to [Eb] ourselves.
Nobody wants to see these hairy nipples.
Free your nipples as much as you [Gm] want.
Yeah.
Just not [Bb] these ones.
_ _ [Fm] One final question.
So, zombie apocalypse is happening.
You [Abm] can only save five Canadian bands.
Who do you pick?
[Bbm] Fuck.
[Abm] The Conch Team.
[C] _ _
_ Someone else.
Fuck. _ _
[Bbm] _ [G] Um, um.
Single Mothers.
Single Mothers.
[Db] Got two more boys.
I'm [Bb] just going to blow up.
[C] Dana Romano.
[Bbm] Throw Romano a bone.
He can stay in the [G] basement.
_ [A] _ _ [N] I want apple wine.
Am I right?
I don't want to lose you.
Everybody [Db] else, you're fucking dead.
Oh, yeah.
We have five.
I'm sorry.
[Cm] Yeah.
[Db] Didn't make the cut.
There's a couple that I would like.
[Cm] I would try to help.
But you [D] can't.
I would try to help all like.
When you only got five.
Exactly.
Let's take a.
I'd throw some Pop [C] Tarts to the Flatlayers.
Oh, yeah.
[E] Flatlayers.
That's really nice of you. Mine's unfair.
Those guys are the best.
Too many.
I love them.
Sam Coffey and [Gm] the Iron Longs.
I'd like to save [Em] us because.
[A] I couldn't [Gm] imagine a world.
We're saving.
Shit.
I don't know.
[Gb] Yeah, [Gbm] okay.
That's good.
[A] _ [C] Whatever.
However many.
Seven's a luckier number.
Five, [Ebm] let's say.
Tomorrow we would probably have [Em] another five.
Yeah.
We could go all day.
[Gm] Awesome.
Well, thank you very much for your time.
It was wonderful to meet you.
[Gbm] Thank you very much.
Thank you. _ _ _ _