Chords for In the Same Boat (Bonus Track)

_ Wow, maybe [Eb] your mom should have totally [E] chilled instead of [B] making monsters to get us [Bb] all killed.
Well, maybe [Eb] your dad should have picked a [E] better place.
All he [B] did was diss her with disgrace.
Guys, calm it down with all life's stresses.
[E] It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' [B] messes.
Now ask me where we are, I'll give you [G] three guesses.
_ [Gb]
Ask me.
Where are we?
We're in the same [Abm] boat.
In the very same [Eb] boat.
_ [E] I'd like to wrap my hands around a half [Em]-blood's throat.
No need to heed a talking [B] goat.
The same boat.
[Ab] _
_ _ I'll swear, in the [B] same boat.
And look what I found at [Gb] Medusa's place.
[B] Three Amtrak tickets.
Why run from monsters when we [Bb] can ride?
[Db] _ [B] We're in the same train.
In the very [Eb] same train.
_ [E] With an abluth.
And seaweed [Em] brain.
You're so ice strong.
Well, you're [B] insane.
In the same [A] train.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [E] We're in the [B] same train.
Last stop, Denver, [Abm] Colorado.
Wow, check out [Eb] those rocky mountains.
You mean [B] the Rocky Mountains?
[Abm] That is so [Eb] beautiful.
I [E] need a veggie burger.
Did someone say veggie [G] burger?
_ [Eb] Sweet.
Wait, does [Abm] anyone else find this suspicious?
Roll [Eb] with it.
[E] It's not every day [B] you get a veggie burger from [Abm] a god.
[E] Ares, god of [B] war.
[Abm] Maybe you've met my daughter, [Eb] Clarice.
[G] Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax.
I come in peace.
I hear you're once ahead of the Hades,
but you'll never make it on public transportation.
I can take you as far as Vegas.
Y'all cool with motorcycles, right?
Sweet.
_ _ We're [C] on the same boat.
On the [E] very same _ bike.
[F] There's lots of light.
[Ab] Can we trust this guy?
You could always say.
[C] The same [Bb] bike.
_ [A] _ _ _ [G] We're on the same bike.
_ _ [Am] _ _ [E] Vegas, baby. _
[F] _ _ [Cm] _ [Am] Forgetting something.
[E] _ _
_ [Eb] This is where I get off.
[E] That guy is so cool.
[Am] OK, gang, we need a [E] place to spend the night.
How about [F] here?
The [Cm] Lotus Hotel.
[Am] You're joking, right?
In the [D] Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a [G] lotus bed,
one night could last 100 years.
Well, I'm [Abm] sure that's irrelevant.
Excuse me, miss, how long [G] have you been at this hotel?
Why, my [D] brother and I [Abm] arrived just yesterday, [C] May 1st, 1939.
Whoa!
Daddy!
_ _ [Abm] _
_ [Am] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [C] Ba-da-ba [E]-da-da ba-ba-ba [Am]-da-da
Ba-da-ba [Fm]-da-da ba-ba-ba [C]-da-da
Ba [Abm]-ba-ba-da [Am]-da ba-ba-ba-da-da
Ba-da-ba-da-da ba [C]-ba-ba-da
Feen to [E] give me strength so [Am] I don't kill [Fm] him.
[C] Mother, guide me.
[E] _
_ [Am] Lend me [Fm] some sense.
[C] I defend you, [E] ma'am.
[Am] _ _ [Fm] _ [C] To get more of [E] my defensive.
[F] Her [C] sentence.
Mother figures. Los Angeles!
_ It's [C] strange. _
[A] Sometimes I think I'm dreaming.
[C] It's messed up, but he's kinda cute.
[F] When he's angry and all screaming.
[C] He's so weird.
[Am] But a good weird.
[C] Our parents' paths are pushing [F] us apart.
_ [F] [G] And my head is always stronger _ [Am] _ _ than_
[C] If only he would say [F] something that was [G] remotely smart.
I got it!
The map was upside down.
Ah! _ _
_ [C] _ [E] Here we are.
D.O.A. [F] Records.
I kinda figured there'd be [C] monsters.
Yeah, uh, the lobby to the underworld would be [E]
so_ Dead.
[Am] _ Going [C] down.
No sobs, no screaming, and [E] no getting seasick.
How do you get [G] seasick in an elevator?
Boat!
The way to [E] the underworld is over the [F] sticks, it's a river.
[C] I know you show off.
_ [Am] [E] Sexist smutch!
Go make [F] a splash!
I'll splash [C] you.
It's like watching Titans clash.
They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss.
[F] If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss.
[G] I've seen some messed up [Ab] stuff, but nothing quite like this.
[G] If you just [A] listen.
If you stop, [Am] it is almost a [D] game.
So, in a literal [Gb] boat.
I don't know what that means.
[G] I'm trying to see if we're in a bubble lava mode.
[Gm] Have you even heard a word coming from my throat?
It's a game.
[C] Boat!
[B] Yo!
_ _ [G] No, no, no, no, no.
_ [A] Wow!
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ Did we just almost die?
I feel something strange.
[D] Is it seasickness?
_ _ Perspective.
That's stuff with our parents!
It's ancient history.
And who says history has to repeat itself?
[A] _ [Am] Say it.
_ [A]
Say it, you know you want to say it.
just say it already
_ [D] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _