Chords for Impractical Jokers Dinosaurs

[D] Today, we're teaming up to drop some prehistoric knowledge,
giving lectures as dinosaur experts.
It's Team Indiana versus Team Jurassic Park.
But here's the thing.
We don't know jack about dinosaurs,
and our presentations have been made by the other team.
At the end, we'll ask the audience to raise their hands
if they'd [G] like to take another class with us.
Whichever team gets the fewest hands raised is extinct.
Snakes.
[Ab] We hate [D] snakes. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Why [A] are you limping?
I mean, I got [D] a walking stick.
What do you want me to do?
You look [Gbm] like an eccentric billionaire
who owns his own island.
[F] Welcome to Staten Island. _ _
_ Hey, guys, how are you?
Hi, welcome.
Have a seat, please.
Thank you for joining.
We are here to give a little presentation on dinosaurs.
All right, let's get started.
[Ab] So dinosaurs, ancient history, and cutting edge science.
We're [Abm] going to start at the beginning
and build up from there.
[Bm] _
Evolutionary chart.
_ _ Yeah, _ all right.
_ _ OK.
Apparently, I can't even make it to human.
We all have our downfalls.
[Dm] _ _ _
_ It's going to be one day.
We all have our downfalls. _
Moving on.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
_ _ Wang.
_ _ Wang, wanks, by dinosaur.
_ _ We travel around all different zoos, museums,
and [A] we get questions.
You know, like, dinosaurs were huge.
How big were their wanks?
How big were their wanks? _
Stegosaurus is just embarrassing.
Right.
Big brain, little wang.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
Dino [Gm] mating [E] facts.
Did dinosaurs have a bait system when it came [A] to mating?
[C] Yes.
[D] _ [E] _ However, most T-Rexes couldn't get to second [F] base
because of their short arms. _
Yeah, we all went to high school.
We all had, you know, you go on a date,
you go on a first base.
First base is up top here.
Right, everything is [G] above the top.
Second base, we're looking at those.
The T-Rex couldn't get to second because.
[A] _ [Bb] How are you going to get them [E] tatas?
_ _ [F] Excuse me?
_ [Db] Yes, dear.
I [N] got some lucha.
That long tongue.
They could just lick their way over.
[Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ Wow.
[Em]
Oh, my god.
I feel very weird now.
_ So that [C] is our presentation today.
OK, [Gb] now let me just ask how many, by show of [A] hands,
would [Eb] take a follow-up glass with us?
[C] _
_ _ One, two.
[Db] Not even half.
We're going to cruise control on this one.
We spent no expense.
[G] _
_ [C] Let's do it, Indiana.
Oh, there you go.
Two Dr.
[D] Joneses right [Ebm] there.
Sorry if [Ab] I'm out of breath, guys.
I just ran from a boulder.
[E] _
Hi, folks.
How are you?
Come on in.
Come on in.
[Gm] Join us.
We're going to take you through a presentation, facts that you
may or may not know about [D] dinosaurs.
Here we go.
[G] OK.
[D] New dinosaur [Eb] species are still being [D] discovered today.
[Gm] They estimate there [Gb] may be as much [Gm] as 1,000 more species [G] still undiscovered.
_ Cute dinosaur joke that I wrote.
[Gbm] _ _ [G] _ If the Cosbys were dinosaurs, [F] the sun
would be called [N] Theosaurus.
_ _ _ This _ _ _ _ _ _ _ woman's [A] falling asleep.
This woman is falling asleep.
This woman's falling asleep.
She's asleep.
She's asleep.
_ _ _ [E] _
I dine aboard her to sleep.
_ _ He's sleeping.
_ _ _ _ The Tyrannosaurus Rex, when [F] the T-Rex wanted to mate,
it [E] would hoot out a kind of love song and dance around.
Fascinating, right?
That was actually its mating ritual.
If I know where this is going.
Yeah, of course, we will show you the dance.
_ _ _ [Bm] This _ [A] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ _
[Bm] is actually how these two idiots pick up girls and [Eb] balls. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] She just woke up.
_ She's up now. _ _
OK.
_ And then this presentation is officially extinct.
By show of hands, how many of you
think you would take another class with us?
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] Three.
Three.
[G] OK.
_ _ _ [A] You and Sal