Chords for Illegal Smile
Tempo:
77.6 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
G
Am
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
When I woke [G] up this morning, [Am] things were [C] looking bad.
[F]
Seemed like [C] total silence was the only friend I had.
[G] A bowl of oatmeal [F] tried to stir me [C] down and won.
[G] And it was twelve o [F]'clock before I realized [C] I was having no fun.
Ah, but [G] fortunately I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but it [C] lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
[G] No, I'm just trying [F] to have me [C] some fun.
[F]
[C] Last time I checked [G] my bankroll, [Am] it was [C] getting thin.
[F] Sometimes it seems [C] like the bottom is the only place I've been.
[G] I chased a rainbow [F] down a one-way [C] street and did in.
[G] And all my [F] friends turned out to be insurance salesmen.
Ah, [G] but fortunately [G] I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
[F]
[C]
Well, I sat down in my closet [F] with all [C] my old bras.
[F]
Trying to [C] get away from all the ears inside my walls.
[G] I dreamed the [F] police heard everything [C] I thought was thin.
[G] Well, I went to court [F] and the judge's name [C] was Hoffman.
[G] Ah, but fortunately [C] I have the [F] key to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight [C] with an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
Well done, hot dog bun.
My sister's a nun.
[F]
Seemed like [C] total silence was the only friend I had.
[G] A bowl of oatmeal [F] tried to stir me [C] down and won.
[G] And it was twelve o [F]'clock before I realized [C] I was having no fun.
Ah, but [G] fortunately I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but it [C] lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
[G] No, I'm just trying [F] to have me [C] some fun.
[F]
[C] Last time I checked [G] my bankroll, [Am] it was [C] getting thin.
[F] Sometimes it seems [C] like the bottom is the only place I've been.
[G] I chased a rainbow [F] down a one-way [C] street and did in.
[G] And all my [F] friends turned out to be insurance salesmen.
Ah, [G] but fortunately [G] I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
[F]
[C]
Well, I sat down in my closet [F] with all [C] my old bras.
[F]
Trying to [C] get away from all the ears inside my walls.
[G] I dreamed the [F] police heard everything [C] I thought was thin.
[G] Well, I went to court [F] and the judge's name [C] was Hoffman.
[G] Ah, but fortunately [C] I have the [F] key to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight [C] with an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
Well done, hot dog bun.
My sister's a nun.
Key:
C
F
G
Am
D
C
F
G
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When I woke [G] up this morning, [Am] things were [C] looking bad.
[F]
Seemed like [C] total silence was the only friend I had.
[G] A bowl of oatmeal [F] tried to stir me [C] down and won.
[G] And it was twelve o [F]'clock before I realized [C] I was having no fun.
Ah, but [G] fortunately I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but it [C] lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
[G] No, I'm just trying [F] to have me [C] some fun.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ Last time I checked [G] my bankroll, [Am] it was [C] getting thin.
[F] Sometimes it seems [C] like the bottom is the only place I've been.
[G] I chased a rainbow [F] down a one-way [C] street and did in.
[G] And all my [F] friends turned out to be insurance salesmen.
Ah, [G] but fortunately [G] I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
_ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, I sat down in my closet [F] with all [C] my old bras.
[F]
Trying to [C] get away from all the ears inside my walls.
[G] I dreamed the [F] police heard everything [C] I thought was thin.
[G] Well, I went to court [F] and the judge's name [C] was Hoffman.
_ [G] Ah, but fortunately [C] I have the [F] key to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight [C] with an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
Well done, hot dog bun.
My sister's a nun. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
When I woke [G] up this morning, [Am] things were [C] looking bad.
[F]
Seemed like [C] total silence was the only friend I had.
[G] A bowl of oatmeal [F] tried to stir me [C] down and won.
[G] And it was twelve o [F]'clock before I realized [C] I was having no fun.
Ah, but [G] fortunately I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but it [C] lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
[G] No, I'm just trying [F] to have me [C] some fun.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ Last time I checked [G] my bankroll, [Am] it was [C] getting thin.
[F] Sometimes it seems [C] like the bottom is the only place I've been.
[G] I chased a rainbow [F] down a one-way [C] street and did in.
[G] And all my [F] friends turned out to be insurance salesmen.
Ah, [G] but fortunately [G] I have the key [F] to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight with [C] an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
_ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, I sat down in my closet [F] with all [C] my old bras.
[F]
Trying to [C] get away from all the ears inside my walls.
[G] I dreamed the [F] police heard everything [C] I thought was thin.
[G] Well, I went to court [F] and the judge's name [C] was Hoffman.
_ [G] Ah, but fortunately [C] I have the [F] key to escape [C] reality.
And you [F] may see me tonight [C] with an illegal smile.
[G] It don't cost very much, but [C] it lasts a long [D] while.
[F] Won't you please tell the man I [C] didn't kill anyone.
No, I'm just [F] trying to have me [C] some fun.
Well done, hot dog bun.
My sister's a nun. _ _ _ _ _ _ _