Chords for Iggy Pop - I'm A Conservative

[C#] I used to lead a [F#] quiet _ [Bm] _ life. _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [Bm] [G] In fact, [C#] it was a [F#] bare _ [Bm] _
_ existence. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] I passed out on many _ _ [Bm] floors. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ I don't do that _ [F#] _ [Bm] _
anymore.
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_ Hello, my [G] friends!
_ [F#] Is _ _ [B] everybody [E] happy? _ _ _
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[F#] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ Hey, [A] look me over, and lend [G] me an ear.
I'm [F#] a _ _ [E] conservative.
_ I [A] like the small black marks [G] on my hand.
I'm [F#] a _ conservative.
[B] _ _ I [A] like the crazy girls [G] that I screw. _
[F#] Hey, hey, I [B] know them all well.
And when [A] I run out of bread, [G] I laugh. _
[F#m] _ All the way [E] to the bank, _
[F#] _ sometimes,
_ [B] I [A] pause for [G] a drink.
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[F#] Conservatism _ _ [B] ain't [A] no easy [G] job.
_ _ [F#] I [E] smile in [B] the mornings.
_ [F#] I live [A] without a care.
_ _ [B] _ [A] Nothing [G] has denied me, _ [F#] and nothing [A] ever hurts.
_ _ [F#] I [E] got bored, [B] so I'm making my millions.
[F#] When [E] you're conservative, [A] you get a bit of break.
[B] [A] You're always on the right [G] side.
When you're conservative, _ [F#m] you often [A] get planted on your [F#m] side.
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[E] _ _ _ [F#] Like my beer, [B] I like.
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I love _ [F#] my girl, I [B] love [D] my.
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_ _ _ [F#] I'm in the clear, man, [Bm] _
I'm in the clear.
_ Cause I'm a conservative.
_ _ _ I'm a conservative.
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I really am. _ _ _ _
Oh yes, I am. _ _ _ _ _
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And it could mean so much to me, _
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if you would only be like me. _
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Yes, it could mean so much to me. _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Hey, look me over, lend [G] me an ear.
I'm [F#] a [E] conservative. _ _ _ _ _
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