Chords for If Your Kisses Can't Hold Your Man (Your Tears Won't Bring Him Back)

[Gm] Now listen up [Eb] ladies
_ [D] _ [Gb] _ [Gm] _
There's no man on [Eb] earth
[D] Especially not a pianist [Gm] who's worth crying [Bb] for when he's gone
[Eb] _ [D] _ [Gm] _ [Gb] _ [Gm] _
Every time that [Gb] I
[D] hear a woman [Gm] cry
cause her man's [A] left her flat
[D] _ _ [Gm] [Cm] I [Bb] just [Am] feel [Gm] like saying
[Cm] Don't be such [Bbm] a fool [A] you fool
[Gm] _ [Eb] [D] Better _ [Gm] _
dry your [D] eyes better realize
[Gm] _
You'll gain nothing [Eb] by that
[D] _ _ [G] That's no [Am] way [G] to keep [C] his heart warm [E] when his [A]
love [D] grows cool _ _
[G] What's [D] the good of [Gm] crying
[D] What's the good of sighing [Gm] if he's [G] given you the [Cm] sack? _
If your kisses [Gm] can't hold the man you love
Your [Eb] tears won't bring him [D] [C] back
[Bb] _ [Gm]
Might as well [D] be cheerful
[Gm] No [Gb] use being [Gm] tearful
When [G] he wanders [Cm] off the [B] track
[Cm] _ If your kisses [Bbm] can't hold [E] the man [C] you [Eb] love
Your tears [G] won't [Gm] bring him _ [Cm] [Bb] back
[Am] _ [G]
Now listen if sweet sugar kissing
[Cm]
[G] Isn't gonna make [Cm] him [Bb] [Eb] halt
Then [D] tell me how
Do you [C] hope to [Gb] bring him to you?
[Gm] with [Bbm] tears [Dm] of [Eb] [D] salt
[Bb] [Gm] So be a [D] regular fellow
[Gm] Just say [D] what the hello
[Gm] Get his [G] clothes and help him [Cm] pack
_ Cause if your kisses [Bbm] can't hold
[E] the man you [C] love
[Eb] Your tears won't [Cm] bring him [Gm] back
[D] _ _ [Gm] What are you [D] crying about?
[Gm] You might as well be [Eb] crying over a [Gm] broken china cup
[G]
When [Cm] your red hot papa's steam pipe gets cold
Tears [Bbm] won't heat it up
[Eb] And there's nothing like a weeping wife to drive a man away from home
[Gm] Laugh [Gb] and the world laughs with [Gm] you
Weep [D] and you [Gm] sleep alone
_ Love is like home cooking
[G] Good and [Cm] wholesome
But all men like a little piece of mutton on the outside now [G] and then _
[E] So if you find your husband is cheating
_ [Eb] Go out and do [Gm] the same [Cm] old dears
[Bb] [D] Why [G] he's only giving you the chance that you've been waiting for for years
_ My goodness tears won't get you anything [Cm] [D] just a shiny [Eb] red nose
[D] So come on paint up powder up put on your swellest [Gm] clothes
Go out [E] and make whoopee
[D] Men you'll get him by the score
_ [Gm] Neglected wives shouldn't worry
[C] That's what god made [D] sailors _ _ _
[Gm] So don't cry for [Am] him or [Gm] chase him just go out and [D] replace him
[Am] [Gm] With some [G] good-looking tom [A] dick or jack
Because if your kisses can't [Bbm] hold
[Gm] the man you love
Your [Eb] tears won't [D] bring him [Gm] back _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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