Chords for If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough (From "Jackass 4.5")
Tempo:
92.5 bpm
Chords used:
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G
C
A
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [C] be tough
[D] When you get [D] knocked down, you gotta get back [G] up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I [C] know enough to know
[D]
If you're gonna [C] be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
I
[D] [G] lit my brain with rock [C]-god whiskey
[D] Till my pain was [G] chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges [C] kiss me
[D] Teach me how [G] to swallow pride
I took advice, no [C] fool would take
I [D]
got some habits I [G] can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the [C] drawer, but I know enough to know
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If you're gonna be [C] dumb, you gotta be tough
[D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
That's the way it [C] is in life and love
[D] So if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
I've been up and down and [C] down and out
I've [D] been left and [G] right and wrong
Well, what's the walk when I [C] run my mouth?
[D] Been short and for [G] too long
But I think it matters for an [C] Uncle Tom course
[D] I spent my own [G] booze and horse
With my IRS bills and all [C] that stuff
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
[C] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [C] but I know enough to [D] know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If
[D] [G]
[A]
[C]
[G] [Bb] you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
I ain't the [B] sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna be dumb, you [A] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna [Ab] be dumb, you gotta
[D] When you get [D] knocked down, you gotta get back [G] up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I [C] know enough to know
[D]
If you're gonna [C] be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
I
[D] [G] lit my brain with rock [C]-god whiskey
[D] Till my pain was [G] chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges [C] kiss me
[D] Teach me how [G] to swallow pride
I took advice, no [C] fool would take
I [D]
got some habits I [G] can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the [C] drawer, but I know enough to know
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If you're gonna be [C] dumb, you gotta be tough
[D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
That's the way it [C] is in life and love
[D] So if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
I've been up and down and [C] down and out
I've [D] been left and [G] right and wrong
Well, what's the walk when I [C] run my mouth?
[D] Been short and for [G] too long
But I think it matters for an [C] Uncle Tom course
[D] I spent my own [G] booze and horse
With my IRS bills and all [C] that stuff
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
[C] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [C] but I know enough to [D] know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If
[D] [G]
[A]
[C]
[G] [Bb] you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
I ain't the [B] sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna be dumb, you [A] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna [Ab] be dumb, you gotta
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If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [C] be tough _
_ _ _ [D] When you get [D] knocked down, you gotta get back [G] up
_ _ _ _ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I [C] know enough to know
[D]
If you're gonna [C] be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
I _
[D] _ _ [G] lit my brain with rock [C]-god whiskey
_ _ _ [D] _ Till my pain was [G] chicken fried
And _ _ I had dudes with badges [C] kiss me _ _
_ [D] _ Teach me how [G] to swallow pride
I _ _ _ took advice, no [C] fool would take
I _ _ [D] _
got some habits I [G] can't shake
I _ ain't the sharpest knife in the [C] drawer, but I know enough to know
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If _ you're gonna be [C] dumb, you gotta be tough
_ _ [D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
_ _ _ That's the way it [C] is in life and love
_ [D] So if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
I've _ been up and down and [C] down and out
I've _ [D] _ been left and [G] right and wrong
_ _ Well, what's the walk when I [C] run my mouth?
_ _ [D] _ Been short and for [G] too long
But I think it matters for an [C] Uncle Tom course
_ _ [D] I spent my own [G] booze and horse
With my IRS bills and all [C] that stuff
_ _ [D] If you're gonna be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
_ _ [C] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
_ _ [D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
_ _ _ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [C] but I know enough to [D] know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bb] you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
_ _ I ain't the [B] sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna be dumb, you [A] gotta be tough
_ _ If you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
_ _ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna [Ab] be dumb, you gotta
_ _ _ [D] When you get [D] knocked down, you gotta get back [G] up
_ _ _ _ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I [C] know enough to know
[D]
If you're gonna [C] be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
I _
[D] _ _ [G] lit my brain with rock [C]-god whiskey
_ _ _ [D] _ Till my pain was [G] chicken fried
And _ _ I had dudes with badges [C] kiss me _ _
_ [D] _ Teach me how [G] to swallow pride
I _ _ _ took advice, no [C] fool would take
I _ _ [D] _
got some habits I [G] can't shake
I _ ain't the sharpest knife in the [C] drawer, but I know enough to know
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If _ you're gonna be [C] dumb, you gotta be tough
_ _ [D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
_ _ _ That's the way it [C] is in life and love
_ [D] So if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
I've _ been up and down and [C] down and out
I've _ [D] _ been left and [G] right and wrong
_ _ Well, what's the walk when I [C] run my mouth?
_ _ [D] _ Been short and for [G] too long
But I think it matters for an [C] Uncle Tom course
_ _ [D] I spent my own [G] booze and horse
With my IRS bills and all [C] that stuff
_ _ [D] If you're gonna be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough
_ _ [C] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
_ _ [D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up
_ _ _ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [C] but I know enough to [D] know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough
If _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bb] you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
_ _ I ain't the [B] sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna be dumb, you [A] gotta be tough
_ _ If you're gonna be dumb, you [D] gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [E] be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get [A] back up
_ _ I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, [D] but I know enough to know [E] that
If you're gonna [Ab] be dumb, you gotta