Chords for If Apps Were Rappers: Youtube vs Twitter vs Instagram vs Facebook vs more

_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ _ _ Yeah, we're your everyday thug life besties.
_ _ Cause we're social apps [Am] for life baby!
_ Check [B] it out! _
I'm YouTube, your video guide
With trillions of views, looks like TV died
I curate vids that make you laugh
Make you cringe, make you see
With all my tutorials, teaching you
Like a YouTube University degree
Let me help you pass the time
Just click play and you'll be mine
Don't skip that ad, my creators need those
Be a millionaire if you go viral
No matter what kind of vid you like
I'll entertain you every day and [F] night
So if you like this vid right here, click here to sub
Comment and share on [Em] any social media
Anywhere, [C] including my friend, they call [Am] Twitter
Tweet tweet, hashtag, this is a sick beat
I'm Twitter, just a small tweet, no need for bigger
A little tiny bit can express things better
In 140 characters
Look at me, I'm hashtag blessed
They call me IG and I'm self-obsessed
[F] Selfies and OOTDs, photos on the regular
[G] Your throwback Thursday is back
When you were just cellular [Am] _ Guess what?
Who is that?
I own your bride
You own my back?
Don't you know the biggest social network is mine?
Bow down to the number one fella online
Make way for the godfather
Facebook gangsta
In memory of ancestors, Myspace and Friendsta
[F] Go ahead and keep on sharing stuff
Chat with your friends
Cause [G] the day I disappear is the day the world ends
[Am] _ Snapchat _ storyteller ako
I got these big eyes and I suka rainbow
Wanna know, what was I doing yesterday? _
Well it just got deleted so I cannot say [C] Hey, oh
_ [Am] _ _ _ _
I'm cool like Tarzan
Swinging on a vine over and over again
[B] 7 seconds to [Am] the time
I'm vibe girl, I'm a messaging app
No matter how far, I'll send it in a snap
Don't worry about long distance no more
I've got fun stickers [B] and more at my sticker [Am] store
I'm the real MVP, if you like NBA
I'm an app now D, I'm the number one app
If you're a big baller, need some NBA
Just holler, holler
Watch movies in a flash, I'm a mob boss
Selling my quotes less cash, I'm Periscope bro
I'm the new kid in the hood, I show you real time
Like live [E] stream shows, what's good? _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Hey guys, thank you so much for watching my
If apps were rappers video
Be sure to subscribe if you like what you saw
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[B] Get to enjoy free Facebook and [Am] play games all day too
Pretty good deal I'd say
Mabuhay guys!