ICP-The Neden Game Chords by Insane Clown Posse
Tempo:
152.05 bpm
Chords used:
C#
F#
C#m
F#m
G#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Let's meet contestant number one.
He's a schizophratic serial killer clown who says women love his [C#] sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
[N] So let's say you were to come over to [C#] my parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression [G#m] really stick.
[C#m]
Let's see.
[G#] Well, [C#] I'd have to see the body.
I might show up in a tux, but [F#m] I know [C#] it.
I'd probably just [F#] show up naked [C#] like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her, fuck you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch [F#] her loopy ass and tell her, get the food ready.
[C#] Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
You hear [F#] it graceful, [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for you and your little brother.
I'm steady staring at [D#m] your sister.
[C#] I'll tell you this, you know for only first [F#] teeth, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to trick you.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom [F#] does the [C#] dishes and the silverware, I'd drive fuck her till I nut in [B] my underwear.
[N]
Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
[Fm] He says women [Em] call him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [F#] question.
Afraid [C#] to show his true emotions, a man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let [G#m] me know?
[C#m] First [F#] thing, I could never love you.
[C#] You sound like a witchy bitch, yo.
[F#m] Fuck you.
[C#] But if I [F#] did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care [C#m] by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through [F#] your phone [C#] books and whack them all.
If I could take [F#] the number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
[C#m] Anyone [F#] who looked at [C#] you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#m] off all day.
[C#] I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your lips.
Let them go and watch them all spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through you the best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like [F#] a game.
[C#m] When we go [F#] to the beach [C#] and walk through the sand, I'd throw a little in your face and say [G#] I'm just [C#] playing.
As [F#] you spit it all [C#] out, I'd pull your back and grab your underwear and wet it up your [F#m] ass crack.
[G#]
[E] [C]
[C#m]
Well, it sounds like your test of number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's do [C#] your last question and see which one is going to win the right to your net.
Okay, if you were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same [G] time, tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention and what would your pickup lines be?
Whoever took me the [B] swing.
[C#]
First, I'd slide up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your t-shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricky [F#] Lake.
Fine, fat, you be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crowded place, [C#] I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her if that shit's fat, yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [F#] number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he [C#] was, standing up on a bucket.
[F#m] Trying to fuck it.
[C#m] It was a [G#m] fucking smelly ass [G] farm llama.
[D#]
Yeah, doc!
[G#m] How you gonna diss your mama?
[G#] [F]
He's a schizophratic serial killer clown who says women love his [C#] sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
[N] So let's say you were to come over to [C#] my parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression [G#m] really stick.
[C#m]
Let's see.
[G#] Well, [C#] I'd have to see the body.
I might show up in a tux, but [F#m] I know [C#] it.
I'd probably just [F#] show up naked [C#] like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her, fuck you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch [F#] her loopy ass and tell her, get the food ready.
[C#] Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
You hear [F#] it graceful, [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for you and your little brother.
I'm steady staring at [D#m] your sister.
[C#] I'll tell you this, you know for only first [F#] teeth, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to trick you.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom [F#] does the [C#] dishes and the silverware, I'd drive fuck her till I nut in [B] my underwear.
[N]
Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
[Fm] He says women [Em] call him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [F#] question.
Afraid [C#] to show his true emotions, a man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let [G#m] me know?
[C#m] First [F#] thing, I could never love you.
[C#] You sound like a witchy bitch, yo.
[F#m] Fuck you.
[C#] But if I [F#] did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care [C#m] by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through [F#] your phone [C#] books and whack them all.
If I could take [F#] the number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
[C#m] Anyone [F#] who looked at [C#] you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#m] off all day.
[C#] I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your lips.
Let them go and watch them all spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through you the best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like [F#] a game.
[C#m] When we go [F#] to the beach [C#] and walk through the sand, I'd throw a little in your face and say [G#] I'm just [C#] playing.
As [F#] you spit it all [C#] out, I'd pull your back and grab your underwear and wet it up your [F#m] ass crack.
[G#]
[E] [C]
[C#m]
Well, it sounds like your test of number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's do [C#] your last question and see which one is going to win the right to your net.
Okay, if you were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same [G] time, tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention and what would your pickup lines be?
Whoever took me the [B] swing.
[C#]
First, I'd slide up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your t-shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricky [F#] Lake.
Fine, fat, you be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crowded place, [C#] I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her if that shit's fat, yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [F#] number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he [C#] was, standing up on a bucket.
[F#m] Trying to fuck it.
[C#m] It was a [G#m] fucking smelly ass [G] farm llama.
[D#]
Yeah, doc!
[G#m] How you gonna diss your mama?
[G#] [F]
Key:
C#
F#
C#m
F#m
G#
C#
F#
C#m
_ _ _ _ _ _ Let's meet contestant number one.
He's a schizophratic serial killer clown who says women love his [C#] sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
[N] So let's say you were to come over to [C#] my parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression [G#m] really stick.
_ _ _ [C#m]
Let's see.
[G#] Well, [C#] I'd have to see the body.
I might show up in a tux, but [F#m] I know [C#] it.
I'd probably just [F#] show up naked [C#] like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her, fuck you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch [F#] her loopy ass and tell her, get the food ready.
[C#] Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips. _
You hear [F#] it graceful, [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for you and your little brother.
I'm steady staring at [D#m] your sister.
[C#] I'll tell you this, you know for only first [F#] teeth, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to trick you.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom [F#] does the [C#] dishes and the silverware, I'd drive fuck her till I nut in [B] my underwear.
_ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
[Fm] He says women [Em] call him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [F#] question. _
_ _ Afraid [C#] to show his true emotions, a man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let [G#m] me know?
_ _ _ [C#m] First [F#] thing, I could never love you.
[C#] You sound like a witchy bitch, yo.
[F#m] Fuck you.
[C#] But if I [F#] did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care [C#m] by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through [F#] your phone [C#] books and whack them all.
If I could take [F#] the number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
[C#m] Anyone [F#] who looked at [C#] you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#m] off all day.
[C#] I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your lips.
Let them go and watch them all spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through you the best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like [F#] a game.
[C#m] When we go [F#] to the beach [C#] and walk through the sand, I'd throw a little in your face and say [G#] I'm just [C#] playing.
As [F#] you spit it all [C#] out, I'd pull your back and grab your underwear and wet it up your [F#m] ass crack.
[G#] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
Well, it sounds like your test of number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's do [C#] your last question and see which one is going to win the right to your net. _
Okay, if you were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same [G] time, tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention and what would your pickup lines be?
Whoever took me the [B] swing.
_ [C#] _
First, I'd slide up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your t-shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricky [F#] Lake.
Fine, fat, you be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crowded place, [C#] I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her if that shit's fat, yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck _ you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [F#] number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he [C#] was, standing up on a bucket.
[F#m] Trying to fuck it.
[C#m] It was a [G#m] fucking smelly ass [G] farm llama.
[D#]
Yeah, doc!
[G#m] How you gonna diss your mama? _
_ [G#] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
He's a schizophratic serial killer clown who says women love his [C#] sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
[N] So let's say you were to come over to [C#] my parents' house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression [G#m] really stick.
_ _ _ [C#m]
Let's see.
[G#] Well, [C#] I'd have to see the body.
I might show up in a tux, but [F#m] I know [C#] it.
I'd probably just [F#] show up naked [C#] like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her, fuck you!
Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch [F#] her loopy ass and tell her, get the food ready.
[C#] Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips. _
You hear [F#] it graceful, [C#] your mother.
I'd pull a 40 out and force him for you and your little brother.
I'm steady staring at [D#m] your sister.
[C#] I'll tell you this, you know for only first [F#] teeth, she got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to trick you.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his [C#] chin.
After your mom [F#] does the [C#] dishes and the silverware, I'd drive fuck her till I nut in [B] my underwear.
_ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic, deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
[Fm] He says women [Em] call him Stretch Nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your [F#] question. _
_ _ Afraid [C#] to show his true emotions, a man who [D#] expresses himself in his own [C#] special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let [G#m] me know?
_ _ _ [C#m] First [F#] thing, I could never love you.
[C#] You sound like a witchy bitch, yo.
[F#m] Fuck you.
[C#] But if I [F#] did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care [C#m] by taking all these other motherfuckers out of here.
I'd go through [F#] your phone [C#] books and whack them all.
If I could take [F#] the number one, I'd break his fucking jaw.
[C#m] Anyone [F#] who looked at [C#] you would have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#m] off all day.
[C#] I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your lips.
Let them go and watch them all spring [F#] up in your [C#] face.
I'd sing love songs through you the best I can.
Get you naked and hit it like [F#] a game.
[C#m] When we go [F#] to the beach [C#] and walk through the sand, I'd throw a little in your face and say [G#] I'm just [C#] playing.
As [F#] you spit it all [C#] out, I'd pull your back and grab your underwear and wet it up your [F#m] ass crack.
[G#] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
Well, it sounds like your test of number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's do [C#] your last question and see which one is going to win the right to your net. _
Okay, if you were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same [G] time, tell me, [C#] how would you each get my attention and what would your pickup lines be?
Whoever took me the [B] swing.
_ [C#] _
First, I'd slide up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how [F#m] fucking fat you [C#] are.
I'd tell you that I [F#] like the way [C#] you make your t-shake.
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricky [F#] Lake.
Fine, fat, you be talking me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crowded place, [C#] I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yo, that'll get her.
Tell her if that shit's fat, yeah, that'll work even better.
Fuck _ you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [F#] number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a bar and there he [C#] was, standing up on a bucket.
[F#m] Trying to fuck it.
[C#m] It was a [G#m] fucking smelly ass [G] farm llama.
[D#]
Yeah, doc!
[G#m] How you gonna diss your mama? _
_ [G#] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _