Chords for ICP- THE DATING GAME VIDEO!

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_ Let's meet [G#] contestant number one.
[C#] He's a schizophrenic serial [G#] killer clown [F#] who [C#] says
Women love [G#] his sexy [F#] smile.
[C#] Let's find out if his charm will work [G#] on Sharon.
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[C#] Sharon, what's your question?
[F#] Contestant number one.
[Fm] I believe [C#] first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to [F#] come over to [C#] my parents house and have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick
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_ [C#] _ Let's see
[F#] _ I'd have the second [C#] body.
I might show up in [F] a tux, [F#] but [C#] I'd probably _ just show up naked [Fm] like I [C#] always do
And look your mama in [G#m] the eye and tell her [F#]
fuck you
Hurry up, bitch.
I'm [Fm] hungry.
I smell [C#] spaghetti
I'd pinch her in the ass and tell her get my food ready.
Your dad would probably start tripping [Fm] and get me [C#] pissed
I'd have to walk up [G#] and bust him in his [F#] fucking [C#] lips
_ _ _ You're here in grace for your mother i'd pull a 40 i'll force him for your little brother i'm standing staring at your sister
I'll tell you this, you know for only [G#] 30 she got some [F#] big [C#] tits
After that your [Fm] dad would try to turn [C#] me down
And only this time I'd let the [F#] 40s [C#] twist you after your mom does [Fm] the dishes and the [C#] silverware
I'd pry from her [Fm] till I nut in [F#] my underwear
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_ Oh now, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's [C#] hear your question
I like a man who's [G#] not afraid to show his [C#] true emotions a man who [G#] expresses himself [F#] in his own [C#] special way number two
_ Fell in love with me exactly.
How would you let [G#m] me know?
Shh [B] _
[C#] _ first thing I could [Fm] never love [C#] you.
You sound like a witchy [F] bitch.
Yo, [F#] fuck [C#] you
But if I did [F#] I'll probably [Fm] show you that [C#] I care by taking all these other [Fm] _ [F#] motherfuckers out [C#] of here
I'd go to your phone book and whack them all if I could twist it number one and break his fucking jaw
Anyone who looks at you [Fm] will have [C#] to pay i'll be blowing fucking [G#] nuggets off [F#] all [C#] day
Grab your titties and [G#] stretch them down [C#] past the waist let them go and watch your bro sprain up [F#] in your [C#] face
I'll sing love songs to you the best I can get you naked and hit it like a
But we put [Fm] activities to walk through the [C#] sand.
I throw a little in your face and say i'm just playing
As he spit it all out.
[Fm] I'll grab your [C#] back and grab your underwear and wet it up [F#] your ass crack
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_ _ Well, it sounds like a test of number two is just overflowing with sensitivity sharon it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question [Em] and see which one is gonna win the rights to your [C#] net
_ _ [F#] Okay, we [Fm] were at a dance [C#] club and you both noticed me at the same [G#] time
[F#] Tell [C#] me how would you each get my attention?
What would your pickup line be? _ _ _ _
Okay
_ First I [Fm] slide up to the [C#] bar and tell you that I can't [F] believe how fucking [F#] fat [C#] you are
I tell you that I like the [Fm] way you make your tea [C#] shake and if you lost a little weight, you'd look like [F#] ricky lake
_ _ _ [Fm] You'd be talking me [C#] quick i'd order you a [G#] drink and stir with [F#] my [C#] dick and then to get your [Fm] attention in the crowded [C#] place
I simply walk [Fm] up and stick my nuts [F#] in your [C#] face.
Yeah freak her [G#] with your nuts.
Yeah, that'll [C#] get her
_ _ _ That'll work [F#] even [C#] better
Fuck [G#] you.
I got a [C#] strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant number two.
He's [F#] mad [C#] whack
I walked into a [Fm] bar and there he [C#] was standing up [G#] on a bucket
[F#] Try to [C#] fuck it.
It was a big fucking [G#m] smelly ass farm [C#m] llama
_ _ [D] How you gonna diss your [E] mama
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