ICP-Hellalujah Chords by Insane Clown Posse

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_ [Dbm] _ _ _ [N] _
He goes _
ground you to the floor.
_ [G] _
_ [C] _ [Gbm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _
Give God the first portion of your income.
Say that with me.
Give God your first portion of income.
[N] Give it first!
Not after the deducts.
Not after the Social Security.
Not after _ _ _ all these [B] things on your check.
So [Dbm] I'm gonna give God a little what's left.
That's what you're gonna [B] get from God.
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [B] _
[Ebm] I can take [Gm] you to my level, [C] above the [B] ranks above the earth, [Bb] tell me what [A] your soul is
worth, [Cm] how much [B] money do you, [Eb] how much will [Gm] you let me take, [C] I will give [B] you tranquility,
[Bb] just send your [A] welfare checks to me, [C] life is only [Ab] to expire, [Eb] and just I [Dm] will burn and
fire, [C] you will [B] never see the thunder, [Bb] unless you call [A] my hotline now, [Cm] God is asking, I
need [B] you to make me [Ebm] rich, me and my set [Gm] wack party [Cm] bitch, on your [B] TVs late at night, [Bb] set
those [A] teasing on high, you turn [C] the lights, don't put away your wallets just [B] yet brothers
and sisters, there's somebody here I'd like all of you to meet, [Gb] this is little Jonathan,
Jonathan say hello to the lovely [B] people, [Abm] Jonathan has problems, twisted neck, tangled legs,
crooked spine, [Gb] but we can heal this boy, for [B] just six thousand dollars we can heal [Cm] this
boy, he called [B] me and then stopped [Ebm] by, and he told [G] me you're gonna [C] die, unless you buy
[B] my holy [Bb] water, check [A] cash or a money order, [Cm] this is true [B] don't question [Ebm] me, I'll even
[Gm] send you shit for free, [C] it's only ten [B] bucks for the call, [Bb] and I'll send a prayer, [A] no charge
at [Cm] all, put your [B] lips up to the screen, [Eb] close your eyelids and intervene, you'll [Cm] lose to
the devil, [B] now send the [Bb] cash, and while you're there you can kiss [B] my [Cm] ass, and [B] I'll send _ [Ebm] you
[Dm] God's [Gm] autograph, [Cm] I'll get you [B] eyelash and booty too, [Bb] even Zeus, I don't give [A] a fuck who, just
send [C] me that money, would [F] you like to be healed little Jonathan, you [Dm] see brothers and sisters
this, [G]
excuse [Bm] me, I told him [C] never to page me on a sermon day, but yes, [Fm] uh huh, _ hallelujah,
[Gm] outtie, people that [F] was the Lord today only, he will heal this boy for just [G] five thousand
dollars, have a blessing baby, show me how you heal, have a blessing baby, _ I just did
it, have a blessing baby, show me how you heal, have a blessing baby, show me how you
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_ [Ebm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ [B] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [B] _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ [B] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ [E] _
_ _ [Ebm] _ [Gb] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [A] Give me that [B] in totals twenty [Ebm] to eleven, [Gm] for your set [Cm] of keys to heaven, [B] take the checks
[Bb] out in my name, [A] me or God [Cm] it's all the same, [Db] bring your crippled ass to me, pay [Gb] my usher
the holy feet, I'll bless your lips and bless your chain, [Db] then wheel your big chest outta
here, now [Ebm] a special [Bbm] ceremony, this part don't [Eb] cost any money, [B] drip the drop [Db] of blessed water, _ _ _
_ _ This boy [B] is healed!
_ Really?
Now to the naked eye it would appear that this [Db] boy has not been healed,
but I can assure you this [Ebm] boy's spirit has been [Db] healed!
Inside this [Eb] tangled, mangled frame [Ebm] is he [B] healed, little [Db] boy!
His [Cm] spirit is healed!
Hallelujah!
_ [F] _
_ _ _ [G] _ Country cooking, can I take [B] your order?
I'd like some son [Eb] of a bitch, she didn't bring me.
_ [Abm] You want the red-eyed gravy [Db] with that?
Nah, I'll bring that [B] bitch in with this.
_ With chitlins or [Eb] black-eyed [B] peas?
With the huge [Gb] one!
Let me siphon up your bill [B] here.
I'd rather be dead.
[Ebm] _ [Ab] That comes to $14 [Abm].95.
Oh, God damn, [Db] save me!
You have to [B] knock, you know! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
[E] _ [Gb] _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Db] Okay, be ready, [Ab] quicker than two