Chords for IcP: dating game
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Let's meet contestant number one.
He's a schizophratic serial killer [G#] clown who [F#]
says,
women love his [G#m] sexy smile.
[F#]
Let's [C#] find out if his charm will [F#] work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' [C#] house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really [G#m] stick.
[C#m] Let's see.
[D] Well, I'd have to see the [F#] body.
I might show up in a tux, but I [C#] doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her,
fuck you!
Hurry up, [G] bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell [C#m] spaghetti.
I'd bench her in [F#] the ass and tell her, get my food [C#m] ready.
Your dad would [F#] probably start [C#] tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
In fact, [G#] if you hear a grace from [C#] your mother, I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
I'll tell you this, you know for only 13, she got some [F#] big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me that.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the [F] dishes and the [C#m] silverware, I'd drive after her till I [G#m] nut in my [F#] underpants.
[E]
Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic deranged trackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
He says women call him stretch [C#] nuts
Sharon let's hear your [F#] question
I like a man who's [G#] not afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [D#] himself in his own special [C#] way
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me [G#m] know?
[B] SHUT UP!
[C#m] First thing, [F#] I could never love you.
You sound like a witchy [C#] bitch yo!
[F#] FUCK YOU!
But if I did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care by taking all these other motherfuckers outta here!
I'd go through your [F#] phone books and book them [C#m] all.
If I could [C#] just hit number one I'd break your fucking jaw.
Anyone who looks at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#] off all [C#] day.
I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them all spring up [F#] in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love [F#] songs through your lips [C#] again.
Get you naked and hit it like a [F#] gay [C#m] man!
When we go [F#] to the [C#] beach and walk through the sand.
I'll throw a little in your face and say I'm [F#] just playing.
[C#m] As you spit [F#] it all [G#m] out.
I'll pull you [N] back and grab your underwear with
WHAT DID UP YOUR ASS CRACK!
[C#m] Well it sounds like contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
[E] It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to
your next [C#] award.
Okay.
If we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the [G#] same time, tell [F#] me, how would you
each get my attention and what [C#] would your pickup lines be?
Whoever's the sweetest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay.
[F#] I'd fly [C#] out up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking [F#m] fat you are.
I'd [C#m] tell you that I [F#] like the way you make your titties [C#m] shake.
And if you lost a little [F#] weight, you'd look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck [C#] that!
You'd be talking meat [C] quick.
[C#m] I'd order you a [F#] drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crottest [C#] place, I'd simply walk up the stick, my nuts
[F#m] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yeah, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
[G#] Yeah, that'll work even [C#] better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [B] number two.
He's mad whack.
[A#] I walked [D] into a bar and there [C#] he was, standing up on a bucket, [F#] trying to fuck it.
It was a big fucking [Fm] smelly ass farm llama.
[G] Yeah, dog!
How you gonna [E] diss your mama?
[F] [N]
He's a schizophratic serial killer [G#] clown who [F#]
says,
women love his [G#m] sexy smile.
[F#]
Let's [C#] find out if his charm will [F#] work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' [C#] house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really [G#m] stick.
[C#m] Let's see.
[D] Well, I'd have to see the [F#] body.
I might show up in a tux, but I [C#] doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her,
fuck you!
Hurry up, [G] bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell [C#m] spaghetti.
I'd bench her in [F#] the ass and tell her, get my food [C#m] ready.
Your dad would [F#] probably start [C#] tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
In fact, [G#] if you hear a grace from [C#] your mother, I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
I'll tell you this, you know for only 13, she got some [F#] big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me that.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the [F] dishes and the [C#m] silverware, I'd drive after her till I [G#m] nut in my [F#] underpants.
[E]
Now [G#] let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic deranged trackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
He says women call him stretch [C#] nuts
Sharon let's hear your [F#] question
I like a man who's [G#] not afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [D#] himself in his own special [C#] way
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me [G#m] know?
[B] SHUT UP!
[C#m] First thing, [F#] I could never love you.
You sound like a witchy [C#] bitch yo!
[F#] FUCK YOU!
But if I did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care by taking all these other motherfuckers outta here!
I'd go through your [F#] phone books and book them [C#m] all.
If I could [C#] just hit number one I'd break your fucking jaw.
Anyone who looks at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#] off all [C#] day.
I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them all spring up [F#] in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love [F#] songs through your lips [C#] again.
Get you naked and hit it like a [F#] gay [C#m] man!
When we go [F#] to the [C#] beach and walk through the sand.
I'll throw a little in your face and say I'm [F#] just playing.
[C#m] As you spit [F#] it all [G#m] out.
I'll pull you [N] back and grab your underwear with
WHAT DID UP YOUR ASS CRACK!
[C#m] Well it sounds like contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
[E] It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to
your next [C#] award.
Okay.
If we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the [G#] same time, tell [F#] me, how would you
each get my attention and what [C#] would your pickup lines be?
Whoever's the sweetest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay.
[F#] I'd fly [C#] out up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking [F#m] fat you are.
I'd [C#m] tell you that I [F#] like the way you make your titties [C#m] shake.
And if you lost a little [F#] weight, you'd look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck [C#] that!
You'd be talking meat [C] quick.
[C#m] I'd order you a [F#] drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crottest [C#] place, I'd simply walk up the stick, my nuts
[F#m] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yeah, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
[G#] Yeah, that'll work even [C#] better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [B] number two.
He's mad whack.
[A#] I walked [D] into a bar and there [C#] he was, standing up on a bucket, [F#] trying to fuck it.
It was a big fucking [Fm] smelly ass farm llama.
[G] Yeah, dog!
How you gonna [E] diss your mama?
[F] [N]
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_ Let's meet contestant number one.
He's a schizophratic serial killer [G#] clown who [F#]
says,
women love his [G#m] sexy smile.
[F#]
Let's [C#] find out if his charm will [F#] work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' [C#] house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really [G#m] stick. _ _
_ [C#m] Let's see.
[D] Well, I'd have to see the [F#] body.
I might show up in a tux, but I [C#] doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her,
fuck you!
Hurry up, [G] bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell [C#m] spaghetti.
I'd bench her in [F#] the ass and tell her, get my food [C#m] ready.
Your dad would [F#] probably start [C#] tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
In fact, [G#] if you hear a grace from [C#] your mother, I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
I'll tell you this, you know for only 13, she got some [F#] big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me that.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the [F] dishes and the [C#m] silverware, I'd drive after her till I [G#m] nut in my [F#] underpants.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Now _ [G#] _ let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic deranged trackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
He says women call him stretch [C#] nuts
Sharon let's hear your [F#] question
I like a man who's [G#] not afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [D#] himself in his own special [C#] way
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me [G#m] know?
[B] SHUT UP!
[C#m] First thing, [F#] I could never love you.
You sound like a witchy [C#] bitch yo!
[F#] FUCK YOU!
But if I did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care by taking all these other motherfuckers outta here!
I'd go through your [F#] phone books and book them [C#m] all.
If I could [C#] just hit number one I'd break your fucking jaw.
Anyone who looks at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#] off all [C#] day.
I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them all spring up [F#] in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love [F#] songs through your lips [C#] again.
Get you naked and hit it like a [F#] gay [C#m] man!
When we go [F#] to the [C#] beach and walk through the sand.
I'll throw a little in your face and say I'm [F#] just playing.
[C#m] As you spit [F#] it all [G#m] out.
I'll pull you [N] back and grab your underwear with_
WHAT DID UP YOUR ASS CRACK! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ Well it sounds like contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
[E] It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to
your next [C#] award.
Okay.
If we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the [G#] same time, tell [F#] me, how would you
each get my attention and what [C#] would your pickup lines be?
Whoever's the sweetest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay.
_ _ [F#] I'd fly [C#] out up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking [F#m] fat you are.
I'd [C#m] tell you that I [F#] like the way you make your titties [C#m] shake.
And if you lost a little [F#] weight, you'd look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck [C#] that!
You'd be talking meat [C] quick.
[C#m] I'd order you a [F#] drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crottest [C#] place, I'd simply walk up the stick, my nuts
[F#m] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yeah, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
[G#] Yeah, that'll work even [C#] better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [B] number two.
He's mad whack.
[A#] I walked [D] into a bar and there [C#] he was, standing up on a bucket, [F#] trying to fuck it.
It was a big fucking [Fm] smelly ass farm llama.
[G] Yeah, dog!
How you gonna [E] diss your mama?
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
He's a schizophratic serial killer [G#] clown who [F#]
says,
women love his [G#m] sexy smile.
[F#]
Let's [C#] find out if his charm will [F#] work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were [Cm] to come over to my [D#m] parents' [C#] house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really [G#m] stick. _ _
_ [C#m] Let's see.
[D] Well, I'd have to see the [F#] body.
I might show up in a tux, but I [C#] doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her,
fuck you!
Hurry up, [G] bitch, I'm hungry.
I smell [C#m] spaghetti.
I'd bench her in [F#] the ass and tell her, get my food [C#m] ready.
Your dad would [F#] probably start [C#] tripping and making me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
In fact, [G#] if you hear a grace from [C#] your mother, I'd pull a 40 out and force him for your little brother.
I'm standing staring at your sister.
I'll tell you this, you know for only 13, she got some [F#] big tits.
After that, your dad would try to tell me that.
And only this time I'd pull a 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the [F] dishes and the [C#m] silverware, I'd drive after her till I [G#m] nut in my [F#] underpants.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Now _ [G#] _ let's meet contestant number two.
He's a psychopathic deranged trackhead freak who works for the dark carnival.
He says women call him stretch [C#] nuts
Sharon let's hear your [F#] question
I like a man who's [G#] not afraid to show his true [C#] emotions.
A man who expresses [D#] himself in his own special [C#] way
Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me [G#m] know?
[B] SHUT UP!
[C#m] First thing, [F#] I could never love you.
You sound like a witchy [C#] bitch yo!
[F#] FUCK YOU!
But if I did, I'd probably [C#] show you that I care by taking all these other motherfuckers outta here!
I'd go through your [F#] phone books and book them [C#m] all.
If I could [C#] just hit number one I'd break your fucking jaw.
Anyone who looks at you will have to pay.
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets [F#] off all [C#] day.
I'd grab your titties and stretch them down past your waist.
Let them go and watch them all spring up [F#] in your [C#] face.
I'll sing love [F#] songs through your lips [C#] again.
Get you naked and hit it like a [F#] gay [C#m] man!
When we go [F#] to the [C#] beach and walk through the sand.
I'll throw a little in your face and say I'm [F#] just playing.
[C#m] As you spit [F#] it all [G#m] out.
I'll pull you [N] back and grab your underwear with_
WHAT DID UP YOUR ASS CRACK! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ Well it sounds like contestant number two is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon.
[E] It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to
your next [C#] award.
Okay.
If we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the [G#] same time, tell [F#] me, how would you
each get my attention and what [C#] would your pickup lines be?
Whoever's the sweetest [B] wins.
[C#] Okay.
_ _ [F#] I'd fly [C#] out up in the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking [F#m] fat you are.
I'd [C#m] tell you that I [F#] like the way you make your titties [C#m] shake.
And if you lost a little [F#] weight, you'd look like Ricky Lake.
Fuck [C#] that!
You'd be talking meat [C] quick.
[C#m] I'd order you a [F#] drink and stir it with my dick.
And then to get your attention in the crottest [C#] place, I'd simply walk up the stick, my nuts
[F#m] in your [C#] face.
Yeah, freak her with your nuts.
Yeah, that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat.
[G#] Yeah, that'll work even [C#] better.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I got a strong rap shit.
You don't want contestant [B] number two.
He's mad whack.
[A#] I walked [D] into a bar and there [C#] he was, standing up on a bucket, [F#] trying to fuck it.
It was a big fucking [Fm] smelly ass farm llama.
[G] Yeah, dog!
How you gonna [E] diss your mama?
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _