Chords for I wrote a song for The Kid I Babysit called Victoria’s Secret 🤫 ❤️ 👙#bodypositivity #originalmusic

[Am] _ [N] _ So you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is Chelsea.
She's the kid I babysit.
What's up?
Story time, story time, story time, story time, story time.
Okay, so yesterday I picked Chelsea up from the mall
because she's going to her first boy-girl pool party.
And her and her friends went bikini shopping
at Victoria's Secret.
Chelsea literally got in the car,
hysterically crying to me
because this one little rat
said something that made me cringe.
She's gonna see this.
Tell them what she said.
She said the bathing suit made me look too fat, too flat.
Anyway, I wrote a song for you
because when I was your age,
I had a lot of eating problems
and I wish somebody would have said this to me.
Wanna hear it?
_ [G] God, _ [C#] _ [F#] _
I wish somebody [A#m] would have told me when I [B] was [F#] younger
that all bodies aren't the same.
Photoshopped bitty [A#] bitty models [B] on magazine covers
[F#] told me I was overweight.
I could stop eating water,
[B] but I'm not a farmer.
I've got [C#] carbs and a hot [B] girl salad.
I could go [D#m] back and tell [B] myself when I was younger,
[F#] I'd say,
I know [D#m] Victoria's Secret.
[B] Girl, you [C#] wouldn't believe.
[F#] She's been lonely, lives [D#] in [D#m] Ohio,
[B] making money off [C#] black [F#] fame.
Stashing in her [A#] body,
it's just [B] jealous,
getting low on her big moves.
[F#] I know [D#m] Victoria's Secret.
[B] She [D] was [C#] made up [F#] by a new [D#m] joke.
_ [B] Victoria [C#] was made up by [F#] a new [D#m] joke.
[B] Victoria [Bm] was [C#] made up [F#] by a new