Chords for I'v Done Everything For You (Ripping on Rick Springfield)(Sammy Hagar)

Oh, wait a minute.
_ Are you from around here?
Are you from around here?
Oh no, I didn't think so, because people can hear from around here.
Have _ you been drinking already?
A little bit.
A little bit, my ass.
Here, [E] walk this line backwards [N] and then recite the alphabet backwards.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, that's enough.
Okay, you're going to jail. Okay?
Hey, stick around, I've got to ask you something.
_ I've got a little story.
[G] So, a long time ago, like 1977.
[Eb] Are you nervous?
Let's see, are [E] you shaking?
[N] That's a vibrator.
Holy shit. _ _ _ _
Oh, I'm getting better at this shit, trust me. _ _ _ _
Anyway, so [B] in 1977 I released this song and it was a bomb.
You know, [Eb] my record company [Db] and my manager went and said,
oh boy, this is going to be the biggest hit you ever had.
[D] And we released it, it was a [G] fricking stiff. _
That sucker was still [Eb] walking, right?
[Ebm] So, no big deal, [Eb] it wasn't my first one.
I like this cocktail.
So I said, [Bb] you know, went about my business, went on tour for, you know, my whole life.
[Abm] And along comes this guy, five [Ab] years later, and records [Eb] my song,
and it goes number one in [E] every country in the world. _
[Gb] Rick Springfield.
_ No, it's [E] the truth.
[Eb] And so, [Bm] well, there was some bullshit [N] to it, but the truth of the matter is it was true.
I didn't mind shit, man.
I'm sitting there going, I never have to work again.
_ _ But anyway, so this guy was, [G] I don't even want to say his name, it's going to be a [Gm] problem.
Rick Springfield!
No, he's alright, the guy's [F] alright, but, so I met the guy.
[N] His name was Rick Springfield. _
Look at the girls.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] Hey, listen, I'm [N] aging better than him, okay? _ _ _ _ _
So I meet [Eb] Rick, and I said, Rick, why the hell was this song number one for you and it's a bomb for me?
And he said, swear to God, he said, dude, [N] I'm better looking than you.
Half the time, baby! _ _ _
But what do you think about that?
I think my mama loves you. _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] It's all in the cake that you can [Bbm] _ _ see.
[Ab] But I'm giving up on _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ you.
Well, you can say I got a whole lot [Bbm] of money.
I'll be a millionaire.
I [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] don't really [Ab] care if all you want is a whole lot of [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
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money.
If I [Ab] should [Eb] use it, _ _ you've [F] got to know.
There's so many [Ab] things about me that [Eb] I understand.
_ [Fm] You know about everything.
[Ab] _ [Bb] I don't care if [Eb] we, I don't care [Ab] _ _ [Bb]
if you [Eb] got money.
_ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] You put [Eb] a lot of money in me, [Bb] man.
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_ [F] _ _ _ That thing [Cm] is wild, I can't breathe.
[F] I'm on my own.
No matter what it's really [Cm] like to be loose, high and free.
[Bb] Yeah, I know people [C] say, can't you see?
I'm done, [Fm] baby.
[Bb] _ [Cm] All you know is _ _ _ [Bb] I don't care.
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_ [F] _ _ [Cm] You've got no money.
You're not [G] worth to me.
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_ [A] _ _ [Eb] Zero. _ _ _
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