Chords for I Thought I Farted but I Shit

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_ _ _ _ _ Headed down to the coast
_ _ riding [D] shotgun in the Jeep
_ _ _ There's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly I can [G] feel it start to creep
_ _ So I lean to my right
_ _ _ Cuz my [D] teeth were kinda tight
_ _ _ As I push a little bit I think like lit.
I thought I [G] farted but I shit
_ _ Thought [C] I farted but I shit
And _ now it's [G] squishy when I sit
_ _ I got [C] poop all in my crack and a little [D] on my sack.
I thought I [G] farted but I shit
_ _ _ Damn, I hate it when I shart
_ _ I can't [D] even trust a fart
_ _ Tried to give a little toot now there's caca in my shoot.
I thought I [G] farted but I shit
_ _ _ Thought I [C] farted but I shit
_ And now it's [G] squishy when I sit
_ _ I got [C] poop all in my crack and a [D] little on my sack.
I thought I [G] farted but I shit
_ _ I got [C] poop all in my crack and [D] a little on my sack.
I thought I [G] farted but I shit
_ I got [C] poop all in my crack
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