Chords for I'm the One That's Cool (feat. Felicia Day)

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Oh, no, woe, pretend I [D] didn't see You [G] roll your eyes and read my [Em] gaming TV
Don't know if you can read or [D] if you've seen The sweet [G] piece in this week's YF [C] magazine
The ladies' trend has hit its [A] peak They say that [Em] geeks become a machine
So now you're out, silence, you can [A] be an almond bo [Eb] so you can bite me
[Em] Do all the ass hat [G] darts, you beat me up in [C] school Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's cool
[E] Do all the prom queen [G] bitches, ain't it so [C] cool Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's [Em] [G] cool
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[Em] and cop my style, but I'm the [D] real thing All you flight [G] floats, I play Magic the [E] Gathering
Never earned your heart in this [A] society My awful [G] man pajamas, my mad at me
[Em] Watched my next bit every [D] night, wore a [Em] headgear
Ten degrees my over, my go, black, mint glasses are prescription [A]-free
Where is me?
I [Eb] literally can see my hand in front of my face
[Em] Do all the ass hat [G] darts, you beat me up in [C] school Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's cool
[E] Do all the prom queen [G] bitches, ain't it so [C] cool Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's [Em] cool
All that's cool, my apricot [G] crush, you push me in the [C] pool Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's cool
[Em] You may be dead and [G] fit, but you're a [C] tool I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the [Em] one that's cool
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[E] You got me versed in my studio tone of drag But there's no [D] point, you point for me, I [E] hum the rag
I appreciate you, bubbly and cool I'm burning [D] bright, faces with [C] projections
You have my ears, but you won't [D] get the Connie [G] Badger [Em] trophies
And I am crazy, now you're ballin' hard You're so [D] dumb, you can't even bite me
[B] And I'll say yes, but I won't [Em] really, huh
Got [G] my [C] comics, got [A] my game [Em] _ _ [G] Things [C] you want, [A] the latest [Em] _ _ [G] _ [C] night at [Am] Fig [Em] 2
[G] U-S [C]-S-T [B]-F-U
[Em] Do all the ass-hat [G] jocks, you beat me up in [C] school Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's cool
[E] Do all the prom queen [G] bitches, ain't it so [C] cool Now I'm the one that's [B] cool, I'm the one that's cool
[Em] All that's cool, my apricot [G] crush, you push me in the pool [C] Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's cool
[Em] You may be 10 and [G] 50, rich with your [C] tools Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, I'm the one that's
[Em] Now I'm the one that's cool, [G] _ [C] I'm the one that's [B] cool
Now [Em] I'm the one that's cool, [G] _ I'm the one that's cool
Now I'm the one that's [Eb] cool, _
[Em] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [B] I'm _
[Em] _ _ [G] _ [C] the one [Eb] that's cool
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