Chords for I Got Cash

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_ _ [C] _ [A] I got cash [N] in fuck you quantities.
_ [D] _ [F] _ [A] Now what?
_ _ [C] [A] That makes you uncomfortable?
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_ _ _ Fuck you [C] and the Range Rover [A] you're droving on.
_ [D] _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _
Fuck your Saab convertible and [Eb] fuck your twice weekly trips to the [C] analyst.
[A] Stupid [C] mother fuck.
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_ _ _ [F] _ Fuck the Hamptons.
_ [C] Main, [Am] and blind-fested [Am] south of France.
_ [A] _ _ [Am] I'm a paid asshole.
Got [D] more cash than [C] God can count.
So why don't you just _ _ [A] die?
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [C] _ [Am] _ _ _ Choke [Em] to death on your damn [Am] design of big, proper bushis.
[A] _
_ _ [C] [A] Low cholesterol, [Am] naturally. _
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ [C] [Am] Fuck your big old Sunday New York Times.
[G] Fuck [Am] the Wall Street Journal [A] and Newsweek [Em] and the lot, _ including Nation, [G] Village [Am] Voice,
_ Guardian, and the rest.
[A] _ _ [Am] _ Stupid set of [A] privileged [Em] motherfuckers [Am] think it's fashionable to have [E] an alternative [C] view.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] An alternative view. _
[E] _ _ [G] _ [Am] _ _ And fuck, [B] if you can, [E] your [A] pencil-thin,
[D]
avian drinking, [Eb] calorie counting, _ caffeine limiting, _ sodium sparing, _
NutraSweet [E] sweetening, rear-view mirror preening,
_ _ [Eb] para-nibbling bunny. _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [F] Drown in a [B] lake of Diet [G] Coke.
Fuck [Am] off. _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ [Am] _ I got cash. _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ What else matters? _
I _ _ got cash.
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Am] Slave.
[Am] Fuck your fencing, screw your [G] squash.
Yo, [Em] piss on your polo and your Pavarotti.
[G] _ [Am] Fuck all that shit they call [A] music and pretend to [F] enjoy.
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_ _ [C] _ _ I got cash.
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ Mega cash.
_ [C] You [Am] _ happy with that? _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] Oh, go spit on your ski rack.
_ [C] _ [Am] _ [C] _ Montag, see what it'll [G] cost you.
_ [Am] _ And let your political [G] correct pals [C] know that [Am] I think you're a dick also.
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ You good asshole.
[D] _
_ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] And your [D] idea of multiculturalism.
[G] _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _ Japanese [A] restaurant on Monday,
_ [D] _ [E] Indian on Tuesday,
[Cm] and [A] on Wednesday, [D] Caribbean. _
_ _ _ [D] [E] Not too spicy, please. _
[F] _ _ [G] _ [A] _ _ [E] Well, _
_ [A] _ I got [E] stash on stash [D] and ain't no more cash.
[Em] _ _ Money's in [Eb] my family for [Em] generations.
_ _ [A] [Em] My great-great [Eb]-great [G]-grandfather made [A] the bag _ _ _ selling European [E] plates _ in Africa. _
_ _ [G] _ [E] I got cash, motherfucker.
_ [E] And you can't tell whether [Eb] or not I'm joking.
Can you?
_ _ Dumb fuck. _