Chords for I Don't Care
Tempo:
125.3 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
B
D
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[A]
My girlfriend phoned me [C] up the other day.
[A] She said my love life [Am] is in disarray.
[D] [A] I [F] never feel any [C] thrill.
My [D#m] orgasm rate is [B] nil.
Tell me what do [E] you say?
[A] A few years back it [E] could be guaranteed [A] I would have what a [Am] shamed and eerie me.
[A] Drooled [F] sympathy and [C] support and [G#] said what I thought I [B] ought but now there's [E] no need.
I just [Em] told her I [A]
[D] don't care.
We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear.
[E] People's [C#m] drearies are [C#] the [F#m] girl's biggest bore.
[F#] So don't confide [E] in it anymore.
An
[A] old schoolmate of [D] whom I once was fond
[F#m] told me her marriage [Am] was a stagnant [E] pond.
[A] My [F] husband just sits and [C] picks his [D#m] teeth with old lolly sticks [B] and I feel I've [E] been conned.
[A] Now once I would have [Am] said oh I will.
[D]
[A] The man's a pervert.
[Am] Come and live with [D] me.
[A] And [A] comforted and [C] cajoled and let [D#] all my chips get [B] cold and now I [E] feel free to smile and [A] say oh what.
Bad luck.
[D] Why not [B] touch beneath [E] a truck?
If you [C#] want to cry for [F#m] some sympathy [B] then cry away.
[E] Away from me.
[D] But more and more as I get older it becomes an even search.
When people cry upon your shoulder you just get a soggy shirt.
Words [C] won't make his passion [A#] smolder.
Words won't heal a heart that's [C] cursed.
[E] So I [E] don't try.
[B] [E]
[A] A girl from work turned [Am] up the other [D] night.
[A] I'm so depressed [Am] about my cellulite.
[A]
My [F] bosoms are barely there.
[C] My [D#m] bottom hangs off my [B] chair.
Now please.
[E] Before the writers.
[F#m] Now once I would have [C] said oh not at [E] all.
[A] I think your office [Am] chair must be too small.
[A]
Your rear is the perfect [C] size.
Men love stuffed at York but [B] I would nail at [E] York's board.
If you [A] really want to know.
[D] Your bum is [B] like a f***ing [E] lobe.
And if I [C#] must reply to [F#m] your dumb request.
I hate your legs.
[E] I love your chest.
Don't [A] blow down my boat.
[D] Keep my [B] fractured tibia.
[E] So my shoulders [C#] will not make the [F#m] y'all weeping face.
[F#] I'm just going to keep [E] my arm in place.
Because I [A] just don't care.
[D] We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear.
[C#m] People's dreary [C#] lives are [F#m] the biggest bore.
[B] So don't come by anymore.
Because I [A] just [D] don't care.
[N]
My girlfriend phoned me [C] up the other day.
[A] She said my love life [Am] is in disarray.
[D] [A] I [F] never feel any [C] thrill.
My [D#m] orgasm rate is [B] nil.
Tell me what do [E] you say?
[A] A few years back it [E] could be guaranteed [A] I would have what a [Am] shamed and eerie me.
[A] Drooled [F] sympathy and [C] support and [G#] said what I thought I [B] ought but now there's [E] no need.
I just [Em] told her I [A]
[D] don't care.
We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear.
[E] People's [C#m] drearies are [C#] the [F#m] girl's biggest bore.
[F#] So don't confide [E] in it anymore.
An
[A] old schoolmate of [D] whom I once was fond
[F#m] told me her marriage [Am] was a stagnant [E] pond.
[A] My [F] husband just sits and [C] picks his [D#m] teeth with old lolly sticks [B] and I feel I've [E] been conned.
[A] Now once I would have [Am] said oh I will.
[D]
[A] The man's a pervert.
[Am] Come and live with [D] me.
[A] And [A] comforted and [C] cajoled and let [D#] all my chips get [B] cold and now I [E] feel free to smile and [A] say oh what.
Bad luck.
[D] Why not [B] touch beneath [E] a truck?
If you [C#] want to cry for [F#m] some sympathy [B] then cry away.
[E] Away from me.
[D] But more and more as I get older it becomes an even search.
When people cry upon your shoulder you just get a soggy shirt.
Words [C] won't make his passion [A#] smolder.
Words won't heal a heart that's [C] cursed.
[E] So I [E] don't try.
[B] [E]
[A] A girl from work turned [Am] up the other [D] night.
[A] I'm so depressed [Am] about my cellulite.
[A]
My [F] bosoms are barely there.
[C] My [D#m] bottom hangs off my [B] chair.
Now please.
[E] Before the writers.
[F#m] Now once I would have [C] said oh not at [E] all.
[A] I think your office [Am] chair must be too small.
[A]
Your rear is the perfect [C] size.
Men love stuffed at York but [B] I would nail at [E] York's board.
If you [A] really want to know.
[D] Your bum is [B] like a f***ing [E] lobe.
And if I [C#] must reply to [F#m] your dumb request.
I hate your legs.
[E] I love your chest.
Don't [A] blow down my boat.
[D] Keep my [B] fractured tibia.
[E] So my shoulders [C#] will not make the [F#m] y'all weeping face.
[F#] I'm just going to keep [E] my arm in place.
Because I [A] just don't care.
[D] We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear.
[C#m] People's dreary [C#] lives are [F#m] the biggest bore.
[B] So don't come by anymore.
Because I [A] just [D] don't care.
[N]
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ My girlfriend phoned me [C] up the other day.
[A] _ She said my love life [Am] is in disarray.
[D] _ [A] I [F] never feel any [C] thrill.
My [D#m] orgasm rate is [B] nil.
Tell me what do [E] you say?
_ _ [A] A few years back it [E] could be guaranteed _ _ [A] I would have what a [Am] shamed and eerie me.
_ _ [A] Drooled [F] sympathy and [C] support and [G#] said what I thought I [B] ought but now there's [E] no need.
I just [Em] told her I [A] _
[D] don't care.
We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear.
[E] People's [C#m] drearies are [C#] the [F#m] girl's biggest bore.
[F#] So don't confide [E] in it anymore.
_ An _
[A] _ old schoolmate of [D] whom I once was fond _
[F#m] told me her marriage [Am] was a stagnant [E] pond. _
[A] My [F] husband just sits and [C] picks his [D#m] teeth with old lolly sticks [B] and I feel I've [E] been _ conned.
[A] Now once I would have [Am] said oh I will.
[D] _ _
[A] The man's a pervert.
[Am] Come and live with [D] me.
[A] And [A] comforted and [C] cajoled and let [D#] all my chips get [B] cold and now I [E] feel free to smile and [A] say oh what.
_ Bad luck.
[D] Why not [B] touch beneath _ [E] a truck?
If you [C#] want to cry for [F#m] some sympathy [B] then cry away.
_ [E] Away from me.
[D] But more and more as I get older it becomes an even search. _ _ _
When people cry upon your shoulder you just get a soggy shirt. _ _ _ _
Words [C] won't make his passion [A#] smolder.
Words won't heal a heart that's [C] cursed. _ _
[E] So I _ [E] don't try. _
[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] A girl from work turned [Am] up the other [D] night. _
[A] I'm so depressed [Am] about my cellulite.
[A] _
My [F] bosoms are barely there.
[C] My [D#m] bottom hangs off my [B] chair.
Now please.
_ [E] Before the writers. _ _
[F#m] Now once I would have [C] said oh not at [E] all. _
[A] I think your office [Am] chair must be too small.
[A] _
Your rear is the perfect [C] size.
Men love stuffed at York but [B] I would nail at [E] York's board.
If you [A] really _ want to know.
[D] Your bum is [B] like a f***ing _ [E] lobe.
And if I [C#] must reply to [F#m] your dumb request.
I hate your legs.
[E] I love your chest.
Don't [A] blow down my boat.
[D] Keep my [B] fractured _ tibia.
[E] So my shoulders [C#] will not make the [F#m] y'all weeping face.
[F#] I'm just going to keep [E] my arm in place.
Because I [A] just don't care.
[D] We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear. _
[C#m] People's dreary [C#] lives are [F#m] the biggest bore.
[B] So don't come by _ anymore.
Because I [A] just [D] don't care.
_ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ My girlfriend phoned me [C] up the other day.
[A] _ She said my love life [Am] is in disarray.
[D] _ [A] I [F] never feel any [C] thrill.
My [D#m] orgasm rate is [B] nil.
Tell me what do [E] you say?
_ _ [A] A few years back it [E] could be guaranteed _ _ [A] I would have what a [Am] shamed and eerie me.
_ _ [A] Drooled [F] sympathy and [C] support and [G#] said what I thought I [B] ought but now there's [E] no need.
I just [Em] told her I [A] _
[D] don't care.
We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear.
[E] People's [C#m] drearies are [C#] the [F#m] girl's biggest bore.
[F#] So don't confide [E] in it anymore.
_ An _
[A] _ old schoolmate of [D] whom I once was fond _
[F#m] told me her marriage [Am] was a stagnant [E] pond. _
[A] My [F] husband just sits and [C] picks his [D#m] teeth with old lolly sticks [B] and I feel I've [E] been _ conned.
[A] Now once I would have [Am] said oh I will.
[D] _ _
[A] The man's a pervert.
[Am] Come and live with [D] me.
[A] And [A] comforted and [C] cajoled and let [D#] all my chips get [B] cold and now I [E] feel free to smile and [A] say oh what.
_ Bad luck.
[D] Why not [B] touch beneath _ [E] a truck?
If you [C#] want to cry for [F#m] some sympathy [B] then cry away.
_ [E] Away from me.
[D] But more and more as I get older it becomes an even search. _ _ _
When people cry upon your shoulder you just get a soggy shirt. _ _ _ _
Words [C] won't make his passion [A#] smolder.
Words won't heal a heart that's [C] cursed. _ _
[E] So I _ [E] don't try. _
[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] A girl from work turned [Am] up the other [D] night. _
[A] I'm so depressed [Am] about my cellulite.
[A] _
My [F] bosoms are barely there.
[C] My [D#m] bottom hangs off my [B] chair.
Now please.
_ [E] Before the writers. _ _
[F#m] Now once I would have [C] said oh not at [E] all. _
[A] I think your office [Am] chair must be too small.
[A] _
Your rear is the perfect [C] size.
Men love stuffed at York but [B] I would nail at [E] York's board.
If you [A] really _ want to know.
[D] Your bum is [B] like a f***ing _ [E] lobe.
And if I [C#] must reply to [F#m] your dumb request.
I hate your legs.
[E] I love your chest.
Don't [A] blow down my boat.
[D] Keep my [B] fractured _ tibia.
[E] So my shoulders [C#] will not make the [F#m] y'all weeping face.
[F#] I'm just going to keep [E] my arm in place.
Because I [A] just don't care.
[D] We've all [B] got a cross [E] to bear. _
[C#m] People's dreary [C#] lives are [F#m] the biggest bore.
[B] So don't come by _ anymore.
Because I [A] just [D] don't care.
_ [N] _ _