Chords for I Can't Do the Sum - Babes in Toyland - Operetta - Victor Herbert

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If [C] a steamship weighed 10,000 tons and sailed 5 [G],000 miles with cargo
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ the mates were [Dm] almost six feet high and the bows and near the same
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Would you [C] subtract or multiply [D] to find the [G] captain's name? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Put down six and [Am] carry [G] two _ _ _
Three but if it's hard to [C] _ _ do
You and I [D] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ don't care what [Bb] teacher says, [G] I can't do the sum
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[C] _ _ _ If Clarence took their Gwendolyn out for an [G] auto ride
And if at 60 miles an hour one kiss to [C] capture [B] tried
And quite [D] forgot the steering gear [A] on her honeyed [Dm] lips to sell
[G] How soon could [C] 20 men with broom [D] sweep Clare and [G] Gweneo? _ _ _ _ _
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Put down six and carry [G] _ _ _
two
Three but if it's hard to [C] _ _
_ _ do
You and I [D] don't care _ [C] _ _ _ _ what [Dbm] teacher says, [G] I can't do [C] the sum _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ If a woman had an English pug, ten children and [G] a cat
And she tried in seven hours to find a $40 _
[C] flat
With [B] not but sunny outside rooms in a [A] neighborhood of tone
[G] How old would those [C] ten children [D] be before they [G] found a home? _ _
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_ _ [C] Put down six and carry _ [G] _
_ _ _ two
Three but if it's hard to [C] do
_ _ _ You and [D] I _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] don't care what [Bb] teacher says, [G] I can't do [C] the sum _ _
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[D] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ If Harold took Sweet Imogene with him one [G] eve to dine
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[C] _ _ _ [B] bill of [E] fare worth $13 [A].95 and poor Harold at but four
[G] How many things would Harold strike [D] before he [G] struck the floor? _ _
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_ _ [C] Put down six and carry two
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_ _ _ Three but if it's hard to [C] do
_ _ _ You can't think I [D] care _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _
what [Gm] teacher says, I [C] can't do the sum
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[Gm] _ _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _ _ a pound of prunes cost 13 cents at half past one [G] today
And the grocer is so bald he wears a dollar
[C] _ _ [A] And if with [Dm] every pound [A] of tea he will give two [Dm] cut glass plates
[G] How soon would [C] Willie break his face [D] on his new [G] roller skates?
Oh,
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_ _ _ gee but this is hard to [C] do
_ _ _ You can't [D] think I _ _ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ don't care what [Bb] teacher says, I can't [C] do the sum _ _
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