Chords for i am cow song

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I am cow, hear me moo, I [D] weigh twice as much as [A] you,
And [F#m] I look [E] good on the barbecue.
_ _ _ [A] Yogurt, curd, cream, cheese, and butters,
Made [D] from liquid from [F#m] my udders.
I am [D] cow, [A] I am cow, hear me moo.
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I am cow, eating grass, [D] methane gas comes out [A] my ass,
[F#m] And out my [A] muzzle when [E] I _ belch.
Oh, [A] the ozone layer is thinner [D] from the outcome of [F#m] my dinner.
I [D] am cow, [A] I am cow, [E] I've got gas.
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_ _ [B] I am cow, here I stand, far [E] and wide upon this [B] land,
[G#m] And I [C#] am living [F#] everywhere. _ _
From [B] B.C. to Newfoundland, you [E] can squeeze my teats [G#m] by hand.
[E] I am cow, I am [B] cow, [F#] I am cow.
[G#m] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] I am cow, I am [B] cow, I am [F#] cow. _ _ _
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