Chords for How Come My Dog Don't Bark (When You Come 'Round) - Prince Patridge

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[Bbm] You say you never met my wife, [Ebm] you never [Abm] saw her [Ab] before.
[Bbm] You don't visit me when I ain't [Ebm] home.
Well here's what [Fm] I want to know.
[Bbm] How come my dog don't [Db] bark when you come around? _
[Ab] _ _ [Em] _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] Now he's about the meanest dog [Gb] there is in town.
[Ab] Oh yeah, [Db] he'd [Bbm] bite anybody, [Ebm] [Fm] my sister or my brother.
[Bbm] He'd even take a plug [Ebm] out of my own [Fm] feeble mother.
[Bbm] Yeah, he'd bit the [Ebm] mailman and he sees him every [Ab] day.
[Bbm] You say he never saw you [Ebm] before, but he wants to [Fm] jump up and play.
[Bbm] Now I don't [B] know just what you [Bb] couldn't do.
_ [G] How come my [Ab] dog don't bark [Db] when you come around?
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[Db] Now [Gb] ordinarily, he ain't no friendly dog.
He don't make [Db] friends too fast.
Never knowed him [Bbm] to make a friendship [Gb] in his [Fm] life that would last.
[Bbm] But when you came by the house [Gb] last night, [Fm] he rolled all over the floor,
[Bbm] wagging his tail and blinking [Gb] his eyes like he's [Fm] seen you there before.
[Bbm] _ [Eb] Somebody's been getting [D] familiar, so I found.
_ [Ebm] How come my dog don't [Db] bark when you come around?
[Ab] [Db] Huh?
_ [Ab] _ [Bbm] Now that dog of mine's a biting [Ebm] dog.
I try to [Fm] keep folks straight.
[Bbm] Even got myself a bad [Gb] dog sign and [Fm] hung it on the gate.
[Bbm] But when you came by the house last night, [Ebm] you walked [Fm] right past that [Bbm] sign.
That dog just lay there [Db] half [Gb] asleep.
Didn't [Fm] pay you no mind.
[Db] Now he's [Bb] my dog, but when I [D] come home, he don't sleep that sound.
[Ebm] [C] How come my dog don't bark [Db] when you come around?
[Cm] Huh?
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[Db] I still don't [Bbm] understand why he was so friendly with [Fm] you last night.
[Bbm] Now I know my dog don't like [Ebm] strangers.
I know [Fm] that he'll bite.
[Bbm] When I called my dog to come to [Ebm] his master, what did [Ab] my dog [Gb] do?
[Db] Just [Bbm] took one look at me and [Ebm] growled and [Fm] ran right straight to you.
[Db] [Bbm] Somebody's [Eb] been [Bb] confusing my house. _
[Gb] How [Ab] come my dog don't [Db] bark when you come around?
[Ab] Huh?
[Em] _ [Ab] _ [Bbm] Oh, but I'm going to break up that confusion.
Oh, yeah.
_ [C] _ _ [Bbm] First, I'm going to fire that dog.
[Fm] _ [Db] Second, [Bbm] _
I'm going to [Fm] hire my pearl hound razor.
[Bbm] _ And [Fm] third, one of these days I'm going to be gone and ain't going to be gone.
Me and my pearl hound razor is going to do some investigating.
[N] We're going to find out how come, how come.
Oh, yeah.
How come my dog don't bark when you [D] come around?
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