Chords for Hotel California Parody Song - Phone Zombies
Tempo:
73.15 bpm
Chords used:
C#
D
A
Bm
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#]
[E] [F#] [B]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [C#]
[F#m] Every park, every cafe, [C#] you will find them there.
[E] No ice rays to greet us, [B] they just scroll and they stare.
[D] Friends beside them are distant, [A] each entranced by sunlight.
[Bm] Til heads grow heavy and their batteries drain, [C#] sometimes well into the night.
[F#m] Kinda all look like zombies, [C#] enchanted by hand-held spells.
[E] Caught up in a world by themselves, [B] unblinking like Sharon type LOL.
[D] One gets up and they amble, [A] just get out of their way.
[Bm] They shuffle slowly with their eyes transfixed, [C#] just put your phone away.
[D] Watch out or your cell phone will [A] transform ya.
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace.
[D] It's chewing you up now, don't say I [A] didn't warn ya.
[Bm] Like the living dead, [C#] just lift up your head.
[F#m] How did your lives get so twisted?
[C#] You wanna talk, just press send.
[E] A million followers on Instagram, [B] YouTube subscribers and strangers called friends.
[D] Face to face conversation, [A] you prefer emoji.
[B] [Bm] Swipe left or right, give a heart or like, [C#] please just talk to me.
[F#m] Every new place they check in, [C#] what is the Wi-Fi?
[E] And if the internet is down, [B] well then it feels like they might die.
[D] Even on the toilet, [A] their phone calls their name.
[Bm] Under the covers in the dead of [C#] night, playing Pokemon [D] games.
Watch out or your cell phone [A] will transform ya.
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace.
[D] Just lift up your eyes, the real world's too [A] good to bore ya.
[Bm] You'll see things you find [C#] will deserve real likes.
[F#m] Faces show no feeling [C#] in this fool's paradise.
[E] It looks like they are all just prisoners [B] here of their own device.
[D] Suddenly one looks upwards, [A] are they smiling at me?
[Bm] No, arm sticks out and the duck lips [C#] pout.
It's just one more selfie.
[F#m] Last thing I remember, [C#] a familiar buzz.
[E] I had to look at my phone to see [B] what the notification was.
[D] Relax says addiction, [A] it is just a quick reprieve.
[Bm] I can switch off anytime I [C#] like, of course I'll never leave.
Another [F#] phone call.
[C#]
[E] [B]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [C#] [G#m]
[F#m] [C#] Just lift your head, [C#m] someday, [E] someday, someday.
[B] Just [D] lift your [A] head, lift your head, [Bm] someday, someday, [C#] someday.
[F#m] [C#]
[E] [B]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [C#]
[E] [F#] [B]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [C#]
[F#m] Every park, every cafe, [C#] you will find them there.
[E] No ice rays to greet us, [B] they just scroll and they stare.
[D] Friends beside them are distant, [A] each entranced by sunlight.
[Bm] Til heads grow heavy and their batteries drain, [C#] sometimes well into the night.
[F#m] Kinda all look like zombies, [C#] enchanted by hand-held spells.
[E] Caught up in a world by themselves, [B] unblinking like Sharon type LOL.
[D] One gets up and they amble, [A] just get out of their way.
[Bm] They shuffle slowly with their eyes transfixed, [C#] just put your phone away.
[D] Watch out or your cell phone will [A] transform ya.
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace.
[D] It's chewing you up now, don't say I [A] didn't warn ya.
[Bm] Like the living dead, [C#] just lift up your head.
[F#m] How did your lives get so twisted?
[C#] You wanna talk, just press send.
[E] A million followers on Instagram, [B] YouTube subscribers and strangers called friends.
[D] Face to face conversation, [A] you prefer emoji.
[B] [Bm] Swipe left or right, give a heart or like, [C#] please just talk to me.
[F#m] Every new place they check in, [C#] what is the Wi-Fi?
[E] And if the internet is down, [B] well then it feels like they might die.
[D] Even on the toilet, [A] their phone calls their name.
[Bm] Under the covers in the dead of [C#] night, playing Pokemon [D] games.
Watch out or your cell phone [A] will transform ya.
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace.
[D] Just lift up your eyes, the real world's too [A] good to bore ya.
[Bm] You'll see things you find [C#] will deserve real likes.
[F#m] Faces show no feeling [C#] in this fool's paradise.
[E] It looks like they are all just prisoners [B] here of their own device.
[D] Suddenly one looks upwards, [A] are they smiling at me?
[Bm] No, arm sticks out and the duck lips [C#] pout.
It's just one more selfie.
[F#m] Last thing I remember, [C#] a familiar buzz.
[E] I had to look at my phone to see [B] what the notification was.
[D] Relax says addiction, [A] it is just a quick reprieve.
[Bm] I can switch off anytime I [C#] like, of course I'll never leave.
Another [F#] phone call.
[C#]
[E] [B]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [C#] [G#m]
[F#m] [C#] Just lift your head, [C#m] someday, [E] someday, someday.
[B] Just [D] lift your [A] head, lift your head, [Bm] someday, someday, [C#] someday.
[F#m] [C#]
[E] [B]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [C#]
Key:
C#
D
A
Bm
B
C#
D
A
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[F#m] Every park, every cafe, [C#] you will find them there.
[E] No ice rays to greet us, [B] they just scroll and they stare.
[D] Friends beside them are distant, _ [A] each entranced by sunlight.
[Bm] Til heads grow heavy and their batteries drain, [C#] sometimes well into the night.
[F#m] Kinda all look like zombies, [C#] enchanted by hand-held spells.
[E] Caught up in a world by themselves, [B] unblinking like Sharon type LOL. _
[D] One gets up and they amble, [A] just get out of their way.
[Bm] They shuffle slowly with their eyes transfixed, [C#] just put your phone away.
[D] Watch out or your cell phone will [A] transform ya. _
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace. _
[D] It's chewing you up now, don't say I [A] didn't warn ya. _
[Bm] Like the living dead, _ [C#] just lift up your head.
[F#m] How did your lives get so twisted?
[C#] You wanna talk, just press send.
[E] A million followers on Instagram, [B] YouTube subscribers and strangers called friends.
[D] Face to face conversation, _ [A] you prefer emoji. _
[B] [Bm] Swipe left or right, give a heart or like, [C#] please just talk to me.
[F#m] Every new place they check in, [C#] what is the Wi-Fi?
[E] And if the internet is down, [B] well then it feels like they might die.
[D] Even on the toilet, [A] their phone calls their name.
[Bm] Under the covers in the dead of [C#] night, playing Pokemon [D] games.
Watch out or your cell phone [A] will transform ya. _
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace.
[D] Just lift up your eyes, the real world's too [A] good to bore ya. _
[Bm] You'll see things you find [C#] will deserve real likes.
[F#m] Faces show no feeling [C#] in this fool's paradise.
[E] It looks like they are all just prisoners [B] here of their own device.
[D] Suddenly one looks upwards, [A] are they smiling at me?
[Bm] No, arm sticks out and the duck lips [C#] pout.
It's just one more selfie. _
[F#m] Last thing I remember, [C#] a familiar buzz.
[E] I had to look at my phone to see [B] what the notification was.
[D] Relax says addiction, [A] it is just a quick reprieve.
[Bm] I can switch off anytime I [C#] like, of course I'll never leave.
Another [F#] phone call.
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [G#m] _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [C#] Just lift your _ head, [C#m] someday, [E] someday, someday.
_ [B] Just [D] lift your [A] head, lift your head, [Bm] someday, someday, [C#] someday. _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[F#m] Every park, every cafe, [C#] you will find them there.
[E] No ice rays to greet us, [B] they just scroll and they stare.
[D] Friends beside them are distant, _ [A] each entranced by sunlight.
[Bm] Til heads grow heavy and their batteries drain, [C#] sometimes well into the night.
[F#m] Kinda all look like zombies, [C#] enchanted by hand-held spells.
[E] Caught up in a world by themselves, [B] unblinking like Sharon type LOL. _
[D] One gets up and they amble, [A] just get out of their way.
[Bm] They shuffle slowly with their eyes transfixed, [C#] just put your phone away.
[D] Watch out or your cell phone will [A] transform ya. _
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace. _
[D] It's chewing you up now, don't say I [A] didn't warn ya. _
[Bm] Like the living dead, _ [C#] just lift up your head.
[F#m] How did your lives get so twisted?
[C#] You wanna talk, just press send.
[E] A million followers on Instagram, [B] YouTube subscribers and strangers called friends.
[D] Face to face conversation, _ [A] you prefer emoji. _
[B] [Bm] Swipe left or right, give a heart or like, [C#] please just talk to me.
[F#m] Every new place they check in, [C#] what is the Wi-Fi?
[E] And if the internet is down, [B] well then it feels like they might die.
[D] Even on the toilet, [A] their phone calls their name.
[Bm] Under the covers in the dead of [C#] night, playing Pokemon [D] games.
Watch out or your cell phone [A] will transform ya. _
[C#] In front of your face, in front of your face, [F#m] stuck in cyberspace.
[D] Just lift up your eyes, the real world's too [A] good to bore ya. _
[Bm] You'll see things you find [C#] will deserve real likes.
[F#m] Faces show no feeling [C#] in this fool's paradise.
[E] It looks like they are all just prisoners [B] here of their own device.
[D] Suddenly one looks upwards, [A] are they smiling at me?
[Bm] No, arm sticks out and the duck lips [C#] pout.
It's just one more selfie. _
[F#m] Last thing I remember, [C#] a familiar buzz.
[E] I had to look at my phone to see [B] what the notification was.
[D] Relax says addiction, [A] it is just a quick reprieve.
[Bm] I can switch off anytime I [C#] like, of course I'll never leave.
Another [F#] phone call.
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [G#m] _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ [C#] Just lift your _ head, [C#m] someday, [E] someday, someday.
_ [B] Just [D] lift your [A] head, lift your head, [Bm] someday, someday, [C#] someday. _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _