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[C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [F] I met a boy wearing _ Vans, a one and a Joe.
He's DJ. _ _
He'll [D] raise new _ tattoos and claim that name.
_ What's up, DJ? _
_ Back from 92.
_ _ [C]
[D] First decade.
_ _ [A] _ [D] He's playing _ Syspod Coke.
He told me that he's not a boy.
You want to spell him out?
Sing him down.
Suck it up.
To the man.
Well, now [C] I've [G] got the man.
[D] But for you, you don't, [F] buddy.
_ _ [G] Maybe [D] you should know that I'm _
[C] not [G] the man.
And you're [D] the man.
And he's the man as well.
[F] So you can put your fucking [G] finger up [D] your ass. _
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_ _ _ _ _ There were moments when a soldier told a frog,
I'd serve a long before you did.
Heard my name was Russell B.
Who read it?
Ditch me, man.
You are what?
_ [C] I've got [G] some bad [D] words for you, little [F] buddy.
Before your [Gm] voice would break, you [D] should know that I'm the man.
[C] I'm the [G] fucking man.
And you're the [D] fucking man as well.
So [F] you can put your [G] fucking finger [D] up your ass. _ _ _
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_ _ [Gbm] _ _ There were moments [Ab] when a soldier told a frog,
I'd serve a long before you [F] did.
[D] Heard [Am] my name was Russell [D]
B.
[Ab] Who read it?
[D] Ditch me, man.
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You [G] are [A] what?
I've got some bad words for you, little buddy.
Before your voice would break, you should know that I'm the man. _ _ _ _
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_ _ You're on TV.
It's a product.
Waiting for your failed and murdered daughter.
Shut up.
Why? _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ Why?
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[D] Why, you little bitch?
Why? _
Why?
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[C] Say it.
You are what?
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