Chords for Honor to Us All Lyrics

_ _ _ _ _ This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, I've [Em] seen worse!
_ [Dm] We're gonna turn this [D] sow's ear
[G] _
into a [C] silk bus. _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [C] We'll have you washed and dried,
trimmed and polished till you [G] glow with pride.
Trust my recipe for instant pride.
You'll bring honor to us [A] _ all. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Ate and see when we're through.
Boys will gladly [G] go to war for you.
With good [G] fortune and a great hairdo,
you'll bring honor [C] to us all.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ By [F]
striping [Am] the hood match,
[D] as this would be [G] the day.
Men [C] want girls with good taste,
calm, obedient, who work fast-paced,
good breeding and a tiny waist.
You'll bring honor [C] to us all.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ Come [D] back, my [Am] fairies!
_ [D] A girl my [G] fairies love.
[C] When we're through,
_ _ _ hair to [G] make us black and blue.
Black and blue, black and blue.
Black and blue, black and blue.
Black and blue, black and blue.
Black and blue, black and blue.
Black and blue, black and blue.
You'll bring [C] _ honor to us _ _ all. _ _ _
There, you're ready.
Not yet.
An apple for serenity,
a hen-bent for balance, _
[Am] a beast of jade for beauty.
_ _ You must proudly show it.
_ Now [F] add [Dm] a cricket, just [B] for [F] luck.
[D] And even you can't blow [Ab] it.
_ [Db] _
Sister, hear my plea.
Help me not to [Eb] make fool of [Ab] me,
and to not uproot my family tree.
Keep my [Bbm] father's family tall.
[G] _ _ [Db] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] These are the are [D] national treasures.
They've been gathered. _ _
_ _ _ _ Please come find me on the altar, girl.
Teach a perfect boy [Bm] to love.
[Ab] _ _ [A] Please bring honor to us.
Please bring honor to us.
Please bring honor to us.
Please [B] bring honor to us.
Please bring honor to [D] us. _ _ _ _
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