Chords for Homer and Jethro - The Playboy Song
Tempo:
99.25 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Cm
Bb
B
Fm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Gm]
[Cm] [Eb] [F]
[B] [Bb] When [Dm] I was at [Cm] the [Abm] Playboy, [Eb] was in the month [Fm] of May,
A [E] twenty year [Ab] old [Bb] bunny, to me these words [Eb] did say,
I see that [Cm] you're a [B] comic, [Ebm] and not just a [Fm] common drip,
For [E] nobody [Eb] but a [D] comic, [Bb] would leave a nickel [Eb] tip.
I [G] tried to snow her under, with jazzy [Cm] compliments,
[F] I told her that her [A] costume, [F] was like a barbed [Bb] wire fence,
She [Gm] giggled when [Cm] I [B] told her, [Eb] and then she [Fm] said it's true,
It [E] does protect [Ab] the [D] property, [Bb] but don't obstruct [Eb] the view,
[Cm] [Eb] [F]
[B] [Bb] The [Gm] rules and [Cm] regulations, [B] [Eb] she then explained [Fm] to me,
You can [E] hunt without [Ab] a [Dm] license, but [Bb] you gotta have [Eb] a key,
[Cm] I made [Gm] a date [Cm] to meet [B] her, [Eb] when she got off [Fm] at four,
I said [E] I'll see [Ab] you [D] safely, [Bb] to your apartment [Eb] door,
[G] The music played so softly, the lights were turned [Cm] down low,
[F] I never knew a rabbit, [F] could [C] entertain me so,
The [D] champagne we [Cm] were [B] drinking, [Eb] had made our two [Fm] hearts sing,
[E]
Opportunity [Eb] was [D] knocking, [Bb] then I heard the [Eb] doorbell ring,
She [D] whispered, that's [Cm] my [B] boyfriend, [Eb] a jealous [Fm] man is he,
So [E] please jump out [Eb] the [D] window, [Bb] or soon a corpse [Eb] you'll be,
I said we're [Cm] on the thirteenth [Eb] floor, she said don't be [Fm] a chump,
Now [E] don't be [Eb] [Dm] superstitious, [Bb] just go ahead [Eb] and jump,
[G] And so I lost my bunny, my lovely [Cm] ingrown hair,
[Eb] My [G] rabbit hutch [F] is lonely, [Cm] without my [Bb] bunny there,
[Eb] When hunting [Cm] season [B] opens, [Eb] it doesn't [Fm] matter when,
I'll [E] go back to [Ab] the [D] playboy, [Bb] and run my traps [Eb] again.
[Gm] [Cm] [Eb] [Cm]
[Bb] [Eb]
[Cm] [Eb] [F]
[B] [Bb] When [Dm] I was at [Cm] the [Abm] Playboy, [Eb] was in the month [Fm] of May,
A [E] twenty year [Ab] old [Bb] bunny, to me these words [Eb] did say,
I see that [Cm] you're a [B] comic, [Ebm] and not just a [Fm] common drip,
For [E] nobody [Eb] but a [D] comic, [Bb] would leave a nickel [Eb] tip.
I [G] tried to snow her under, with jazzy [Cm] compliments,
[F] I told her that her [A] costume, [F] was like a barbed [Bb] wire fence,
She [Gm] giggled when [Cm] I [B] told her, [Eb] and then she [Fm] said it's true,
It [E] does protect [Ab] the [D] property, [Bb] but don't obstruct [Eb] the view,
[Cm] [Eb] [F]
[B] [Bb] The [Gm] rules and [Cm] regulations, [B] [Eb] she then explained [Fm] to me,
You can [E] hunt without [Ab] a [Dm] license, but [Bb] you gotta have [Eb] a key,
[Cm] I made [Gm] a date [Cm] to meet [B] her, [Eb] when she got off [Fm] at four,
I said [E] I'll see [Ab] you [D] safely, [Bb] to your apartment [Eb] door,
[G] The music played so softly, the lights were turned [Cm] down low,
[F] I never knew a rabbit, [F] could [C] entertain me so,
The [D] champagne we [Cm] were [B] drinking, [Eb] had made our two [Fm] hearts sing,
[E]
Opportunity [Eb] was [D] knocking, [Bb] then I heard the [Eb] doorbell ring,
She [D] whispered, that's [Cm] my [B] boyfriend, [Eb] a jealous [Fm] man is he,
So [E] please jump out [Eb] the [D] window, [Bb] or soon a corpse [Eb] you'll be,
I said we're [Cm] on the thirteenth [Eb] floor, she said don't be [Fm] a chump,
Now [E] don't be [Eb] [Dm] superstitious, [Bb] just go ahead [Eb] and jump,
[G] And so I lost my bunny, my lovely [Cm] ingrown hair,
[Eb] My [G] rabbit hutch [F] is lonely, [Cm] without my [Bb] bunny there,
[Eb] When hunting [Cm] season [B] opens, [Eb] it doesn't [Fm] matter when,
I'll [E] go back to [Ab] the [D] playboy, [Bb] and run my traps [Eb] again.
[Gm] [Cm] [Eb] [Cm]
[Bb] [Eb]
Key:
Eb
Cm
Bb
B
Fm
Eb
Cm
Bb
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
[B] _ [Bb] _ _ When [Dm] I was at [Cm] the [Abm] Playboy, [Eb] was in the month [Fm] of May,
A [E] twenty year [Ab] old [Bb] bunny, to me these words [Eb] did say,
I see that [Cm] you're a [B] comic, [Ebm] and not just a [Fm] common drip,
_ For [E] nobody [Eb] but a [D] comic, [Bb] would leave a nickel [Eb] tip.
I [G] tried to snow her under, with jazzy [Cm] compliments,
_ [F] I told her that her [A] costume, [F] was like a barbed [Bb] wire fence,
She [Gm] giggled when [Cm] I [B] told her, [Eb] and then she [Fm] said it's true,
It [E] does protect [Ab] the [D] property, [Bb] but don't obstruct [Eb] the view, _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
[B] _ [Bb] _ _ The [Gm] rules and [Cm] regulations, [B] _ [Eb] she then explained [Fm] to me,
You can [E] hunt without [Ab] a [Dm] license, but [Bb] you gotta have [Eb] a key,
[Cm] _ I made [Gm] a date [Cm] to meet [B] her, [Eb] when she got off [Fm] at four,
I said [E] I'll see [Ab] you [D] safely, [Bb] to your apartment [Eb] door,
[G] The music played so softly, the lights were turned [Cm] down low,
[F] I never knew a rabbit, [F] could [C] entertain me so,
_ The [D] champagne we [Cm] were [B] drinking, [Eb] had made our two [Fm] hearts sing,
_ _ [E]
Opportunity [Eb] was [D] knocking, [Bb] then I heard the [Eb] doorbell ring,
She [D] whispered, that's [Cm] my [B] boyfriend, [Eb] a jealous [Fm] man is he,
So [E] please jump out [Eb] the [D] window, [Bb] or soon a corpse [Eb] you'll be,
I said we're [Cm] on the thirteenth [Eb] floor, she said don't be [Fm] a chump,
Now [E] don't be _ [Eb] [Dm] superstitious, [Bb] just go ahead [Eb] and jump,
[G] And so I lost my bunny, my lovely [Cm] ingrown hair,
[Eb] My [G] rabbit hutch [F] is lonely, [Cm] without my [Bb] bunny there,
[Eb] When hunting [Cm] season [B] opens, [Eb] it doesn't [Fm] matter when,
I'll [E] go back to [Ab] the [D] playboy, [Bb] and run my traps [Eb] again.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm] _ _
[Bb] _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
[B] _ [Bb] _ _ When [Dm] I was at [Cm] the [Abm] Playboy, [Eb] was in the month [Fm] of May,
A [E] twenty year [Ab] old [Bb] bunny, to me these words [Eb] did say,
I see that [Cm] you're a [B] comic, [Ebm] and not just a [Fm] common drip,
_ For [E] nobody [Eb] but a [D] comic, [Bb] would leave a nickel [Eb] tip.
I [G] tried to snow her under, with jazzy [Cm] compliments,
_ [F] I told her that her [A] costume, [F] was like a barbed [Bb] wire fence,
She [Gm] giggled when [Cm] I [B] told her, [Eb] and then she [Fm] said it's true,
It [E] does protect [Ab] the [D] property, [Bb] but don't obstruct [Eb] the view, _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
[B] _ [Bb] _ _ The [Gm] rules and [Cm] regulations, [B] _ [Eb] she then explained [Fm] to me,
You can [E] hunt without [Ab] a [Dm] license, but [Bb] you gotta have [Eb] a key,
[Cm] _ I made [Gm] a date [Cm] to meet [B] her, [Eb] when she got off [Fm] at four,
I said [E] I'll see [Ab] you [D] safely, [Bb] to your apartment [Eb] door,
[G] The music played so softly, the lights were turned [Cm] down low,
[F] I never knew a rabbit, [F] could [C] entertain me so,
_ The [D] champagne we [Cm] were [B] drinking, [Eb] had made our two [Fm] hearts sing,
_ _ [E]
Opportunity [Eb] was [D] knocking, [Bb] then I heard the [Eb] doorbell ring,
She [D] whispered, that's [Cm] my [B] boyfriend, [Eb] a jealous [Fm] man is he,
So [E] please jump out [Eb] the [D] window, [Bb] or soon a corpse [Eb] you'll be,
I said we're [Cm] on the thirteenth [Eb] floor, she said don't be [Fm] a chump,
Now [E] don't be _ [Eb] [Dm] superstitious, [Bb] just go ahead [Eb] and jump,
[G] And so I lost my bunny, my lovely [Cm] ingrown hair,
[Eb] My [G] rabbit hutch [F] is lonely, [Cm] without my [Bb] bunny there,
[Eb] When hunting [Cm] season [B] opens, [Eb] it doesn't [Fm] matter when,
I'll [E] go back to [Ab] the [D] playboy, [Bb] and run my traps [Eb] again.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm] _ _
[Bb] _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _