Chords for Home Depot In Heaven

_ _ [N] Cool, you know, I love music.
I think a lot of music is written for women and children and
_ _ I'm getting tired of it.
I think we need some more men's songs.
Don't we little you know what I'm saying?
Come on guys
Men's songs that we can relate to
[A] So I wrote a little song for you right now, but guys, I hope you can relate ladies
You're gonna have to sit this one out here _ _ _
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It's gonna be a good song in it
[E] _ _ _
When Jesus left us he made [E] us a promise to build [A] a mansion for us chosen few
_ It's been two thousand years
And he was a carpenter.
So I bet my mansion looks [D] pretty cool
[A] _ Well, I got to thinking if I live there forever
Probably be [G] somewhere and tear
If _ [E] I have to fix it and I don't have my toolkit where will I go [D] for repair?
[G] Will they have a Home Depot [D] in him?
_ _ [Em] Tell me
_ [E] Do _ they [G] have a Home Depot [D] in heaven [D] dear brother, they don't at least today Oh
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [A] Well, _ _ the first thing I do is make friends with Noah cuz I bet he's got the [E] best set of tools
_ And I can ask old Solomon to put some new columns in and I've read that he ain't no fool _
And I hope that st.
Peter [A] can fix my water [E] heater.
I doubt [A] Thomas knows much [G] about dreams
[E] My Rufus and tatters I can use Jacob's ladder.
He called Judas if I need [D] propane _
Cuz he's [G] in hell do they have come on people [D] wake up you're missing the show
[E] Tell me _ _ _
Do [G] they have a Home [D] Depot in heaven dear brother, they don't [A] at least today
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Oh
_ [E] _ _ _ _ That sounds good do [G] they have a Home Depot [D] in heaven [G] dear brother [D] if they don't [A] at least today _ _
If [D] they [A] don't at least today _ _
[D] If [D] they [A] don't the least today
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