Chords for Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood [Lyrics]

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_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ It's Christmas in Hollywood [A] Santa's back up in the [G] hood.
Meet me under the [Fm] mistletoe.
Let's fuck [Bb] It's Hanukkah
_ [Dm] _ _ So [G] meet me by the menorah, [F] let's get _ drunk
[Bb] _ _ [Am] _
[Dm] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] I'm not an [Dm] inglewood, the cradle's spinning in the [Gm] mud
So meet me by the menorah, [Dm] let's get drunk
Ch [Bb]-ch-ch-ch-chest a little story about last [Dm] Christmas
A doctor bagged kids who were full of [Gm] wishes
We gave some gifts and we gave some [Dm] lovin'
The weird kind of love that you give to your [Bb] cousins
Little Jimmy stole from 7 [Dm]-Eleven
So we stopped by his house with a pair of [Gm] sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named [Dm] Kevin
But there was still some bad kids in his first [Bb] impression
Zach got out with a bottle of [Dm] Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 [Gm]-pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a [Dm] snack
So he took the beer back and I [Bb] smacked him in the ass
He shot on the scene, got a nog in my [Dm] flask
The whole audience were back and all my presents [Gm] were wrapped
Like, oh my god, is that Satan [Dm]-X?
Kids give me a list, I guess there's plenty of shit
[Bb] And accused of being a bad kid
[Dm] But what did I get?
Presents as his
[Gm] Christmas Claus shares some of my space [Dm] with me
I blew up my date on Christmas [Bb] Eve
So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or [Dm] nice
You might still get a rollie and a gang of [Gm] ice
So write your lips and never have no [Dm] fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an undead [Bb] New Year!
_ [A] Fuck yeah!
_ [G] _ Now watch the [F] language!
Ho ho [Bb] ho!
Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in the [Gm] hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe, it's fun
_ _ [Bb] It's hotter than [Dm] Inglewood
There's great old spitting in the [Gm] hood
So meet me by the menorah, [Dm] let's get drunk
[Bb] I'm about to strip it up for all you boys and [Dm] girls
No chance tonight, cause Stephen's a [Gm] con
We were totally out of home and Jack in the [Dm] hole
So I checked my phone and said, hi, [Bb] Carl
He said he's going by at a quarter to [Dm] twelve
He said he's going to be back in a minute
He said he fucked up, said his trolley ass needed some [Gm] help
He said Christmas and a gang put away a [Dm] life
If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my [Bb] wife
So he jumped in his sleigh and it started to [Dm] jingle
Funny as a fuck, you can ask Chris [Gm] Pringle
So we all took flight but Santa was [Dm] fishy
He asked for road heads, and started to [Bb] kick me
On his heat suit was a bunch of [Dm] pillows
Instead of bags and presents, he had bags and [Gm] doughnuts
I pulled out his beard and it was a [Dm] monster
So he had to say, Nigga was fucking a [Bb] proster
When we found out, he started to [Dm] pout
I got my bandana and I choked him [Gm] out
I pulled up with his beard and I fucked his [Dm] mouth
I'm going to the lion, [Bb] head it down south!
I've had a lot of long nights, but tonight was the [Dm] craziest
I never let a jackass with his wand whip the [Gm] shakiest
When it comes to sharing that motherfucker's the [Dm] greatest
So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you [Bb] bitch!
You kids are in [A] big trouble!
_ [G] Oh boy!
[F] Uh oh!
_ [Bb] It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in the [Gm] hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun
_ [Bb] It's harder than any go [Dm]-ard
There's riddles spinning in [Gm] the mud
So meet me by the menorah
[Dm] Let's get drunk
Let's [Bb] get drunk
[Eb] _
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] Looks [Bb] like Santa [Eb] had a little [Bb] too much
Manischewitz in the name, y'all
Hey, Hollywood undead
You're pretty nice this year
I'm visiting York
Better get some
It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun
_ [Bb] It's harder than any go [Dm]-ard
There's riddles spinning in [Gm] the mud
So meet me by the menorah
[Dm] Let's get drunk
Let's [Bb] get drunk
It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe It's fun
_ [Bb] It's harder than any go [Dm]-ard
There's riddles spinning in [Gm] the mud
So meet me by the menorah
[Dm] Let's get drunk
_ [Bb] It's Christmas in [Dm] Hollywood
Santa's back up in [Gm] the hood
So meet me under the [Dm] mistletoe, let's fly
[Bb] It's time to fly illegal
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