Chords for Hole at a Press Conference in 1998

Here.
Woo!
_ _ _ I think she charged me with punching her, but I never did.
_ I swear to God!
_ Alright, alright, alright.
You!
[N] Only feminists!
No, no, no guys.
No testicles.
Only [C] females.
_ _ Come on, louder!
_ _ Wait, no, let her [E] talk!
Oh, Ted, shut up. _
_ _ [C] _ For infidelity?
Do you think I should be_
he should be impeached for adultery?
That is so retarded.
I can't believe you're asking me that.
That's so retarded of Melissa.
What?
[Bb] _ [C] _ [N] No, he should not be_
that's just [C] ridiculous.
_ [F] No, no, no, she wants to [C] ask a controversial_
Ted, I will swear I'll get to you.
_ _ _ _ [F] Who do I what?
Listen to?
Melissa, who do you listen to when you're in a romantic mood? _ _
Elliot Smith?
And [N] Slayer.
And Slayer.
Isn't Melissa just the best girl rock star in the world?
Clap.
_ _ And how great is Sam, one of the only female drummers?
Thank you. _ _
That's so none of your business what I listen to.
Ted, what do you want? _
_ _ _ _ _ Ted, I read all the reviews, because you know that I did.
No, I didn't.
I don't ever read reviews.
Like, nine out of ten are good.
The only ones that are bad are, like, Schomer, who I got in a fight with once.
This guy, Pat, who [E] used to go out with this girl who I was best friends with,
and she went and bailed her daughter out of jail, and I called [Ab] him an asshole.
And the third one was, um, someone the other [F] day.
It was all personal, weird shit.
Like, all three bad reviews were just the EW guy.
David White.
I went to my first shit.
He had a huge crush [N] on me, and I rejected him.
It's a fact!
I swear to God!
He just can't deal with my hubris. _
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I win!
I'm sorry.
Bummer. _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [N] Yeah, actually, on this lot, lot 27 _ over there, I'm doing Man on the Moon,
and this morning I went to get some makeup from the EV people.
It was fun.
[F] _ [Em] _ _
[B] _ Gave me a taste a little bit. _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I think it's none of [N] our business, and I think we don't care,
and I think you media have got way too much self [Ab]-importance,
and we don't give a shit, and I'm really proud of this country
for standing up and having a fucking spine.
That's what I fucking think, alright?
We have our own opinions, and you don't [N] dictate it to us,
so that's a good thing. _ _ _ _
What?
Who's here?
Oh my God, is he out there?
Melissa, you talk a little.
She's very charismatic.
Go on.
Blaine, we've been desperate, and now we've got a rock shop.
It's great.
More for you in 99. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Know that I sent him a prescription of Viagra.
_ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ Is this a call-in?
She just wants some money, [Gb] and she has lithium problems.
Whatever.
I don't care.
I mean, what else is new, right?
I mean, every day, she [N] didn't write her songs, and she punched me.
She stole my grandma this ring.
She's on her period.
Whatever.
I don't care. _
I know.
What about it?
It sucks.
It sucks.
You like it.
Good.
Okay.
No, it's good.
Hi, Ann.
Hi.
_ I always call out to Ethelé, because you guys are mean to her,
and she [Bbm] emails me.
She actually has the nerve.
Hi.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Gurmukh, my yoga teacher, is sexy.
She's enlightened.
_ I mean it.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I used to be, but now it's a boring question.
What did you want? _
_ _ _ Louder, babe. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, you know, the deal is about fashion,
is that proletariat male rock critics have a real Bruce Springsteen problem
with, like, denim boomer issues.
We as females have thousands and thousands of years of fashion in our DNA.
We want to wear nice fucking clothes.
It's part of what we do.
So I don't have an issue with [Eb] it.
If you have an opportunity to go to the Oscars in a fabulous gown
and be absolutely fabulous, you're going to fucking take it.
I don't have to, like, listen to a rule.
Who made that rule?
Some dumb guy.
Am I right?
Oh, yeah.
I don't mean to emasculate him.
_ _ _ [G] I used to go out with him, and he's actually_
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ This is sort of fun.
I'm going to get in so much trouble.
Melissa, come [Bb] on.
No.
What?
Oh, it's [Db] an Australian voice.
Ew.
[Bb] Go what?
_ _ [N] I went with Maddie to a couple classes.
Melissa went a couple times.
What did you think of the Kabbalah class?
We like astrology.
We like astrology, which is why you're surfing more.
I mean, we're into_
I'm Eric's Nishantraksha Buddhist,
and I [Abm] kind of am that, but I'm also really into [Db] Sikh Dharma right now,
Sikh Dharma, [F] Kundalini Yoga. _ _
_ [N] Maddie's yoga is more Ashtanga for being buff.
Mine's for the crazy yoga.
_ Do you understand that, Ted?
Do you get what I'm saying?
_ _ _ Sikh, S-I-K-H, eighth largest religion in the world.
Thank you, Ted.
You fucking cultural icon.
What?
[Gb] _ _ _ [A] Why did you turn my nose up at [Ab] who?
_ Because you have the worst [N] tabloid press ever.
You know that you do.
Admit it.
Say to me that we do.
Say that we do.
Who does then?
_ England.
_ Yeah, but you're sleazier.
I know.
Sleazier.
Maybe you're_
_ Okay, I don't know.
I'll think.
What?
One more.
One more. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[N] It's a cycle.
Pop is a cycle.
Think about [G] after Appetite for Destruction or after [Abm] Nevermind.
It's just a cycle.
Or after [N] Nevermind the Bullets.
It's just a cycle, you guys.
It's just, you know.
And when the cycle's done and all the fire's out
and all the youthful fire of all the kids in the garages is out,
then what happens?
_ Manufactured sort of B-lists, C-lists.
People come along and they're told what to do and they listen.
So, it's okay.
It'll pick up.
Believe me.
Okay, thank you very much.
And don't get me in too much trouble.
And I won't hit anybody.
Because_ Goodbye.