Chords for Hokus Pokus

Dairy of blood and with spagulas!
[C#m] Juggular juggling [E] chagulas!
Moping faps like we diddy frips!
[C#m] Icy fucking [F#] pizza!
Ha ha!
[C#] I'm [G#] breaking the rap!
[E] Chaka day!
[C#] I'm [G#] bonding to thee [B] in a bag like a [C#] vertebrae.
[G#m] And I come with a hat [E] full of trucks,
[C#] trunk [B] full of mango, car full of [C#] Fonzies.
[G#m] Oh, oh, oh, [E] oh, oh, oh!
[C#m] What you [G#m] bigot clowns would like to sing with?
Tap [C#] to the [G#m] cobra's ass when it counts.
[E] And [C#] everybody with [B] clown love,
it's such I never heard [F#] of.
Roaming [C#m] the town and out [F#m] with the big top,
four [C#m] cars down and two more still to [F#] drop.
And [C#m] when it does, I pack [F#m] up and hit the road,
cause [C#m] I don't wanna see your head explode.
Drop [B] me an ax and I'll toss [E] you a dead [C#] chicken.
[G#] Add a block [B] to get a two liter [C#] with him.
And [G#m] when it's he says I'm [E] with the shout,
[C#] it's [G#] hocus pocus, jokers, straight [C#m] Malay [G#]-go.
Once [E] again, it's [C#m] the honorable creak.
[G#m] Hocus pocus, [E] jokers, [C#] right.
Come [G#] take a spin [B] on a carnival.
[C#m] [G#m] Yo, wax [B] littering, [C#] make [C#m] sure you're ready. _
[G#m] Hocus pocus, [C#m] jokers, right.
Come [B] take a spin on a carnival.
[C#m] She said, [G#] bam!
Shagga [E]-lagga-lag.
[C#] [G#] Shaggy the clown [B] bag like Scoliosis.
[C#] Call [G#m] me a sicko, [E] stinto freak.
[C#] And I [G#] call you by your name.
[C#] Peck anus.
Cause [G#] I can do two shits [Em] in a flock.
[C#m] I bust [G#] out front of [E] it, a popcorn car [C#m] trunk.
[G#m] I'm a sadist [E] ninja.
Slice [C#m] the food [B] through with a, a grab and use [F#m] it.
[C#m] Run the carpet, let's [A] take a spin.
[F#] [C#m] Everybody's waiting for the show to begin.
[F#] Up [C#m] to the top by the neck [E] and let you [F#m] go.
[C#m] Try to land in a glass of bingo.
[G#] You suck, you missed [Em] a fucking [C#] glass.
[B] Fucking nigga, who busted your fucking [C#] ass.
[G#m] But the G says I'm [E] with the show.
[C#] [F#] Hocus [F] pocus, jokers, straight [C#m] Malay [G#m]-go.
I'll wait [C#m] you after that.
[G#m] _ _ [C#m] _
[B] Hocus pocus, [C#m] jokers, right.
Come [B] take a spin on a carnival.
[C#m] I'm a [G#m] ace, I'm a Malay-go.
[E] _ [C#] [C#m] Walk right through the Ratchet Hall.
[G#m] Hocus pocus, [E] jokers, [C#m] right.
Come take a spin [G#m] on a carnival.
[C#] _ [G#m] _ _ [E] _ [C#] [B] Hocus pocus, _ _
[C#] _ [G#m] _ _ [E] _ [C#] [G#m] jokers, straight Malay-go. _
[F#] _ _ _ [E] _ [C#] _ [G#m] _ _ _
[C#] [G#m] Bow-dow, [E] dowdow, [C#] Greek [G#m]-dowdow, _
[G#] _ _ _ [E] _ [C#] _ [G#m] _ _ _
[C#] [G#m] joker [E]-dowdow, [C#] [B] bingo-dowdow. _
[F#m] _ [C#] _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
_ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [E] _
[C#] Rude [G#] Boy and Turkey down [E] in the ground.
[C#] First [B] time we ever went to Mexican town.
[C#] Now remember, [G#m] we couldn't pay the bill.
[E] They got [C#] hot and [B] beat us down in a fucking party [C#m] line.
[G#m] Protests go steady [Em] and then [C#m] I'm at it.
[G#] Pegged by [E] CP by the train [C#m] tracks.
And [G#m] it was on, the dawn [E] of a new [C#] day.
[B] Magical carpet, screaming down the [F#] freeway.
[C#m] Walked in and checked these tents [F#m] with a fuck stamp.
And walked out [E] with a magical lamp.
[F#] Yeah, I [C#m] met Malay-go, he gave [E] me three [F#m] wishes.
[C#m] That night, I fucked three more bitches.
[G#m] Thank you, fuck with it, [Em] forget [C#] it.
I'll rip [B] your face off and wipe my ass [C#] with it.
[G#m] When the G-sets on [C#m] with the show.
[F#] Hocus [D#] pocus, jokers, right.
[C#m] Malay [G#m]-go.
I'm a [E] born-hard [C#m] Magic [G#m] Dream.
Join us, let's [C#m] go.
[G#m] Hocus pocus, [E] jokers, [C#] right.
Come [G#] take a spin [B] on the carnival.
[C#m] [G#m] City to [B] village, [C#m] every town.
The show must go on.
[G#m] Hocus pocus, [C#m] jokers, right.
Come [B] take a spin on the carnival.
[F#m] _ [C#] _ [C#m] Spirit [F#m] ladies, listen to me.
Hocus [A] pocus, jokers, [F#m] right.
Come take a spin [C#m] on the carnival.
_ [G#m] _ _ [C#m] Stand [G#m] underneath them, come back.
[C#m] [G#m] Hocus pocus, [E] jokers, [C#] right.
Come [B] take a spin on the carnival.