Chords for Hobo Johnson - Typical Story [Official Music Video]

_ _ _ It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a typical story where the bassist kills the singer, the guitarist and the drummer find they're in love with each other
It's the story of the kid who clearly won't know what to say [F] when the love of his life [G] starts to calmly walk away
And it's the story of the dad who decides to chase his dream and quits his job
He falls apart and he loses everything
And it's the story of the kid who just wants to make a record, [Am] loves to pass it but nobody [F] ever, ever cares about it [G] Woah
Hey, hey, what's your name?
I'm sorry for the guys who hate me
Since it is our last while we think of what to say
Hey, hey, hey, I don't think this is working out for [F] you
Forget I even asked you [F#] to come over to my house
[G]
Hey, hey, I don't think I know much
But I know I couldn't take a good bite
So if you feel like I've been talking a lot
[A] Just tell me to shut up and [F] I will probably shut the [F#] fuck up
I'm [B] afraid of everything staying the same or worsening
So what's the point of finding calm when calm to me is unsettling
Settle down, little K, your bones are shaking and your skin
[A] Go and try and take a [A#] breath, though, nothing more, nothing [G] less
It's the typical story of a king who had it all
Except for citizens who didn't want his head on a wall
It's the typical story of the wife who couldn't quit
[F]
Being in love with [F#] such a giant piece of shit
[G] It's the story of the queen who could never, ever think
Of any redeeming qualities a man could ever bring
It's the story of the dog who on a new run
_ [A] _
_ Life is [F] like that for a _ [A#] bitch
_ _ _ I don't really need much, just a place to [Am] be alone
And you don't really see [A#] much, I think that I'm invisible
My mirror shows another guy, a guy [Am] doesn't do shit
He just sits and is [G] miserable
_ Everybody's gotta live a life
And they didn't ask for one
What do you put me here just to die?
Just to, just to _ die
_ _ _ Hey, what's your name?
So, thanks for the gas, you hate
We should sit in silence while we think of what to say
Hey, hey, I don't think this is working out
Boy, [F] you forget I even asked you [F#] to come over to my house
[G] Hey, hey, I don't think I know much
But I know I couldn't take a girl
If I showed you, feel like I've been talking enough
[A] Just tell me to shut up and [F] I will probably shut the fuck [G] up Enough _ _ _
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [A#] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ Everybody's gotta [G#] live [G] a life
And they didn't ask for one
What do you put me here just [F] to [Gm] die?
Just to, just to die _ _ _
Hey, hey, what's your name?
So, thanks for the gas, you hate
We should sit in silence while we think of what to say
Hey, hey, I don't think this is working out
Boy, [F] you forget I even asked you [F#] to come over to my house
[G]
Hey, hey, I don't think I know much
But I know I couldn't take a girl
If I showed you, feel like I've been talking enough
[A] Just tell me to shut up and [F] I will probably shut the [F#] fuck up