Romeo & Juliet Chords by Hobo Johnson

_ _ _ _ Hello, _ _ _ _ I love a girl.
I'm a man and I love a girl and I like you so much and this song would be for you
Babe, but it's sad so it's not gonna be but I like it a lot _ _ _ so much _
This isn't for you, but I have other ones for you _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D#]
I'm glad I _ can give you the satisfactory that is
I need it or whatever I like you a lot
[F#] _ I'm [G] too emotional
Good luck to my future wives and their future lives [Bm] without me you guys will do great
[G] I'm sure that I've prepared you for every guy you'll date every guy you'll [B] marry every guy you'll hate
[G] It's the lullabies I sang out of tune
That's probably what did it
Or my twin size [Bm] mattress that I had since I was seven [G] that we have to sleep on
Whenever she [D] spends the night and if she falls [B] off again, she'll find another guy to like [G] which is Romeo and Juliet
_ [E] _ Getting drunk and eating [Bm] percocets
[B] Just ease the [G] stress but soft with light the yonder window [E] breaks
It is the East [G] but Juliet just puked off the balcony _ How romantic?
_ [E] Nothing like getting drunk and [Bm] getting manic on a [B] motherfucking Monday
[G] I brush the bangs behind her lovely [E] little ear as she describes in [F#m] detail how the end is truly near [G] Wow
I'm sure that we could do this for [E] forever or [Em] until we drink the [Bm] poison cuz we see [B] some cloudy weather as
[G] _
Rosaline lies in bed seething wide awake because a burning love for [Bm] Juliet only took [B] a
minute [G] Romeo and Juliet
Continue to be married
There's half [B] of a chance that their kids will get embarrassed [G] when all the kids at school
I'll talk about their parents and Romeo jr.
Has to say they're not together _
General dream of the day when he's a man of what I'll do to avoid that
50 [E]% chance of his kids feeling [G] the way he feels though
I'll probably just stick with the Netflix and chill _ dear Shakespeare.
Could you write a happy ending, please? _
_ Could you write a happy ending, please? _
We just deserve a happy ending, please
[G] _
Please
_ [D] And every sting from every tear drop _ [E] from every ring at every [Bm] pawn shop
_ [E] _ I'm not missing both of my Christmases.
The family would be nice in my dreams
My [G] kids are happy and I know that they won't mind one Christmas _
_ _ _ Just one Christmas _
_ _ _ Just one Christmas
_ _ _ Just one Christmas _
_ _ [D] Dear mom _ _
[C] Conversations from a couch haven't ever felt the same _
_ _ _ Since you looked dad in the eye and you told him that things [F] are about to change
My mom was made from Adam's bread _
And [G#] the marriage went south when the snake came back and asked my mother out to dinner
And my dad found out and asked my mom what that's about and she said oh, it's nothing but dad loves to shout really [C#m] loud _ _
Loud enough to knock [G#] the lamps and dressers to the ground and my memory
I could hear show fans, _ [B] nocturnes playing in the [E] background.
A slow train wreck, you close your eyes
But forever hear the sound and boy it's tough
Cuz that's the sound of people falling out of love _ _ _ _ _