Chords for Hiphopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - Flight of the Conchords
Tempo:
100.05 bpm
Chords used:
B
Am
E
A
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B] I'm the [Am] motherfuckin' [B] Rhyme Nosorus
My beats are fat and the buzz around my back and I'm horny
[Am] If you choose to [B] proceed, you will indeed concede
Kiss, I hit you with my flow, the wild Rhyme will stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and writer that dated
And subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the Hip Hop Hippodamus
The Hip Hop [Am] Hip Hop
They call me the Hip Hop [C] Hippodamus, my lyrics are bottomless
[Am] [B] [A]
Sometimes my rhymes are [Ab] polite, and I thank you for dinner, Miss Wright
That was very delicious, [Am] goodnight
Sometimes there is scene like a [E] pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of [Am] margarine
Ha ha ha ha [B] ha
Yeah, [E] some margarine
They call me the Hip Hop Hippodamus, flows that glow like phosphorus
Popping off the top of this esophagus, [A] rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where [Abm] did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
[E] Did Steve tell you that perchance?
Oh, Steve
[B]
[E] My rhymes and records, they don't get played
Because [C] my records and rhymes, they don't get made
And if you rap like me, you don't get paid
And if you roll like me, you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches [Ab] and hoes should know I'm trying to [B] correct this
Other rappers dismay, say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more [B] constructive with your feedback, please Why?
Why?
Why?
Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of [Am] tea
There ain't no party like my Nana's Tea Party Hey!
Oh!
[E] I'm the mother flippin'
I'm [A] the mother flippin'
[C] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] Who's [Am] the mother flippin'?
[B] I'm [E] the mother flippin'
I'm [Am] the mother flippin'
[E] I'm the mother flippin'
Mother [A] flippin'
[N]
My beats are fat and the buzz around my back and I'm horny
[Am] If you choose to [B] proceed, you will indeed concede
Kiss, I hit you with my flow, the wild Rhyme will stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and writer that dated
And subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the Hip Hop Hippodamus
The Hip Hop [Am] Hip Hop
They call me the Hip Hop [C] Hippodamus, my lyrics are bottomless
[Am] [B] [A]
Sometimes my rhymes are [Ab] polite, and I thank you for dinner, Miss Wright
That was very delicious, [Am] goodnight
Sometimes there is scene like a [E] pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of [Am] margarine
Ha ha ha ha [B] ha
Yeah, [E] some margarine
They call me the Hip Hop Hippodamus, flows that glow like phosphorus
Popping off the top of this esophagus, [A] rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where [Abm] did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
[E] Did Steve tell you that perchance?
Oh, Steve
[B]
[E] My rhymes and records, they don't get played
Because [C] my records and rhymes, they don't get made
And if you rap like me, you don't get paid
And if you roll like me, you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches [Ab] and hoes should know I'm trying to [B] correct this
Other rappers dismay, say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more [B] constructive with your feedback, please Why?
Why?
Why?
Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of [Am] tea
There ain't no party like my Nana's Tea Party Hey!
Oh!
[E] I'm the mother flippin'
I'm [A] the mother flippin'
[C] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] Who's [Am] the mother flippin'?
[B] I'm [E] the mother flippin'
I'm [Am] the mother flippin'
[E] I'm the mother flippin'
Mother [A] flippin'
[N]
Key:
B
Am
E
A
C
B
Am
E
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ I'm the [Am] motherfuckin' [B] Rhyme Nosorus
My beats are fat and the buzz around my back and I'm horny
[Am] If you choose to [B] proceed, you will indeed concede
Kiss, I hit you with my flow, the wild Rhyme will stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and writer that dated
And subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the Hip Hop Hippodamus
The Hip Hop [Am] Hip Hop
They call me the Hip Hop [C] Hippodamus, my lyrics are bottomless _ _ _
[Am] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Sometimes my rhymes are [Ab] polite, and I thank you for dinner, Miss Wright
That was very delicious, [Am] goodnight
Sometimes there is scene like a [E] pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of [Am] margarine
Ha ha ha ha [B] ha
Yeah, [E] some margarine
They call me the Hip Hop Hippodamus, flows that glow like phosphorus
Popping off the top of this esophagus, [A] rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where [Abm] did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
[E] Did Steve tell you that perchance?
_ Oh, Steve
[B] _ _
[E] My rhymes and records, they don't get played
Because [C] my records and rhymes, they don't get made
And if you rap like me, you don't get paid
And if you roll like me, you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches [Ab] and hoes should know I'm trying to [B] correct this
Other rappers dismay, say my rhymes are sissy
_ Why?
Why?
Why?
Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more [B] constructive with your feedback, please Why?
Why?
Why?
Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of [Am] tea
There ain't no party like my Nana's Tea Party Hey!
Oh!
_ [E] I'm the mother flippin'
I'm [A] the mother flippin'
[C] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] Who's [Am] the mother flippin'?
_ [B] I'm [E] the mother flippin'
I'm [Am] the mother flippin'
_ [E] I'm the mother flippin' _
Mother [A] flippin'
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _
My beats are fat and the buzz around my back and I'm horny
[Am] If you choose to [B] proceed, you will indeed concede
Kiss, I hit you with my flow, the wild Rhyme will stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and writer that dated
And subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the Hip Hop Hippodamus
The Hip Hop [Am] Hip Hop
They call me the Hip Hop [C] Hippodamus, my lyrics are bottomless _ _ _
[Am] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Sometimes my rhymes are [Ab] polite, and I thank you for dinner, Miss Wright
That was very delicious, [Am] goodnight
Sometimes there is scene like a [E] pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of [Am] margarine
Ha ha ha ha [B] ha
Yeah, [E] some margarine
They call me the Hip Hop Hippodamus, flows that glow like phosphorus
Popping off the top of this esophagus, [A] rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where [Abm] did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
[E] Did Steve tell you that perchance?
_ Oh, Steve
[B] _ _
[E] My rhymes and records, they don't get played
Because [C] my records and rhymes, they don't get made
And if you rap like me, you don't get paid
And if you roll like me, you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches [Ab] and hoes should know I'm trying to [B] correct this
Other rappers dismay, say my rhymes are sissy
_ Why?
Why?
Why?
Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more [B] constructive with your feedback, please Why?
Why?
Why?
Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of [Am] tea
There ain't no party like my Nana's Tea Party Hey!
Oh!
_ [E] I'm the mother flippin'
I'm [A] the mother flippin'
[C] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] Who's [Am] the mother flippin'?
_ [B] I'm [E] the mother flippin'
I'm [Am] the mother flippin'
_ [E] I'm the mother flippin' _
Mother [A] flippin'
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _