Chords for Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Tempo:
99.4 bpm
Chords used:
B
E
Am
A
Abm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C] [E] I'm the mother f***in [A] [B] rhinoceros, my beats are fat and the fuzz around my back and I'm [E] horny
If you choose [B] to proceed, you will indeed concede, kisses I hit you with my flow the wild rhyme of stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated, I was raised by a rapper and writer that [Gm] dated, and subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the hip hop eponymous, the hip [Am] hop hip hop
They call me the [B] hip hop eponymous, my lyrics are bottomless
[E]
[B] [A]
Sometimes [Abm] our rhymes are [B] polite, like that give a denim it's right, that was [Abm] very delicious, [G] good night
Sometimes [Abm] there is a theme [E] like a pornographic dream, NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
Ha [B] ha ha ha [C] ha, yeah, [E] some margarine
[Am] They call me the hip [B] hop eponymous, [E] flows that glow like phosphorous
Popping off the top of this [A] esophagus, rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a [E] large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that perchance?
Steve
[B] [E]
My rhymes and rhymes they don't get played, because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid, and if you roll like me you don't get [Am] laid
My rhymes are so [B] potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area [Am] pregnant
Yeah [B] sometimes my [C] lyrics are sexist, but you [Abm] lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct [B] this
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
[Bm] Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more constructive [B] with your feedback, please, [B] why?
Why?
Why cause I rap about reality, like me and my [Dbm] grandma drinking a cup of tea
[Am] There ain't nobody like my nana's tea party Hi!
Hello!
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[Gb] I'm the mother [A]
flippin'
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] Who's the mother [Am] flippin'
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] I'm the mother [Am] flippin.
[B] [Ab] I'm the mother flippin.
[E] Mother [A] flippin.
If you choose [B] to proceed, you will indeed concede, kisses I hit you with my flow the wild rhyme of stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated, I was raised by a rapper and writer that [Gm] dated, and subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the hip hop eponymous, the hip [Am] hop hip hop
They call me the [B] hip hop eponymous, my lyrics are bottomless
[E]
[B] [A]
Sometimes [Abm] our rhymes are [B] polite, like that give a denim it's right, that was [Abm] very delicious, [G] good night
Sometimes [Abm] there is a theme [E] like a pornographic dream, NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
Ha [B] ha ha ha [C] ha, yeah, [E] some margarine
[Am] They call me the hip [B] hop eponymous, [E] flows that glow like phosphorous
Popping off the top of this [A] esophagus, rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a [E] large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that perchance?
Steve
[B] [E]
My rhymes and rhymes they don't get played, because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid, and if you roll like me you don't get [Am] laid
My rhymes are so [B] potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area [Am] pregnant
Yeah [B] sometimes my [C] lyrics are sexist, but you [Abm] lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct [B] this
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
[Bm] Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more constructive [B] with your feedback, please, [B] why?
Why?
Why cause I rap about reality, like me and my [Dbm] grandma drinking a cup of tea
[Am] There ain't nobody like my nana's tea party Hi!
Hello!
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[Gb] I'm the mother [A]
flippin'
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] Who's the mother [Am] flippin'
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] I'm the mother [Am] flippin.
[B] [Ab] I'm the mother flippin.
[E] Mother [A] flippin.
Key:
B
E
Am
A
Abm
B
E
Am
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [E] I'm the mother f***in [A] [B] rhinoceros, my beats are fat and the fuzz around my back and I'm [E] horny
If you choose [B] to proceed, you will indeed concede, kisses I hit you with my flow the wild rhyme of stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated, I was raised by a rapper and writer that [Gm] dated, and subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the hip hop eponymous, the hip [Am] hop hip hop
They call me the [B] hip hop eponymous, my lyrics are bottomless
_ _ [E] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Sometimes [Abm] our rhymes are [B] polite, like that give a denim it's right, that was [Abm] very delicious, [G] good night
Sometimes [Abm] there is a theme [E] like a pornographic dream, NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
Ha [B] ha ha ha [C] ha, yeah, [E] some margarine
[Am] They call me the hip [B] hop eponymous, [E] flows that glow like phosphorous
Popping off the top of this [A] esophagus, rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a [E] large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that perchance?
_ Steve
[B] _ _ [E]
My rhymes and rhymes they don't get played, because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid, and if you roll like me you don't get [Am] laid
My rhymes are so [B] potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area [Am] pregnant
Yeah [B] sometimes my [C] lyrics are sexist, but you [Abm] lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct [B] this
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
[Bm] Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more constructive [B] with your feedback, please, [B] why?
Why? _
Why cause I rap about reality, like me and my [Dbm] grandma drinking a cup of tea
[Am] There ain't nobody like my nana's tea party Hi!
Hello! _
_ [B] I'm the mother flippin'
[Gb] _ I'm the mother [A]
flippin'
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] _ Who's the mother [Am] flippin'
_ [B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] _ I'm the mother [Am] flippin.
_ [B] [Ab] I'm the mother flippin.
[E] _ Mother [A] flippin.
If you choose [B] to proceed, you will indeed concede, kisses I hit you with my flow the wild rhyme of stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained domesticated, I was raised by a rapper and writer that [Gm] dated, and subsequently [B] procreated
That's how it goes, here's the hip hop eponymous, the hip [Am] hop hip hop
They call me the [B] hip hop eponymous, my lyrics are bottomless
_ _ [E] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Sometimes [Abm] our rhymes are [B] polite, like that give a denim it's right, that was [Abm] very delicious, [G] good night
Sometimes [Abm] there is a theme [E] like a pornographic dream, NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
Ha [B] ha ha ha [C] ha, yeah, [E] some margarine
[Am] They call me the hip [B] hop eponymous, [E] flows that glow like phosphorous
Popping off the top of this [A] esophagus, rocking this metropolis
[B] I'm not a [E] large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that perchance?
_ Steve
[B] _ _ [E]
My rhymes and rhymes they don't get played, because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid, and if you roll like me you don't get [Am] laid
My rhymes are so [B] potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area [Am] pregnant
Yeah [B] sometimes my [C] lyrics are sexist, but you [Abm] lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct [B] this
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
[Bm] Why exactly?
Watch [Am] why?
Be more constructive [B] with your feedback, please, [B] why?
Why? _
Why cause I rap about reality, like me and my [Dbm] grandma drinking a cup of tea
[Am] There ain't nobody like my nana's tea party Hi!
Hello! _
_ [B] I'm the mother flippin'
[Gb] _ I'm the mother [A]
flippin'
[B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] _ Who's the mother [Am] flippin'
_ [B] I'm the mother flippin'
[E] _ I'm the mother [Am] flippin.
_ [B] [Ab] I'm the mother flippin.
[E] _ Mother [A] flippin.