Chords for HINDER - BAD MUTHA F*CKA

_ _ _ _ _ _ However, this next song is a special song.
Off All-American Nightmare, the deluxe version. _
[F] _ _ [D] This song is probably going to offend everybody in this fucking room.
[F] _ _ _ [G] Just giving you a free warning.
[E] _
We don't play this song very often.
But [G] you guys are a rocking fucking crowd [E] and it seems like you guys are having a good time.
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [E] This song is called Bad Motherfucker.
[D] _ _ _ [G] Alright, check it.
[D] _ _
I'm laying in bed with a lit cigarette.
I [E] can't say a fly side for the thunder banana.
The [D] megafox is on the phone, keeps blowing me up.
[G] And there's three shots of whiskey in my coffee [D] cup.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
_ _ [G] _ I'm a bad motherfucker. [A] Come on!
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
[D] Like a bottle shot with a bottle in the blink of an eye.
I can drink all night and not pay a dime.
Just assume, kick your ass as I take a piss.
[G] Even fucking Chuck Norris don't want none of this.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
[A] _ _ [Em] [D] See ya!
I'm a bad motherfucker.
_ _ _ [G] Alright, [D] let's go.
I get hooked just by the handful of spiders.
[G] I remember once playing [Em] D by the end of the [D] night.
That sunk me down, trying to get a little cash.
Then me and Sango Jackal bust a cap in his [A] ass.
We're bad motherfuckers.
_ [G] _ _ [Am] Bad motherfuckers.
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Dm] I write bad checks through the IRS.
[G] I'm a master of passing sobriety [D] tests.
I still don't do the hot topic kids in the [Gm] mall.
Unlike OJ baby, I get away with it [G] all.
_ [A] _ [G] I'm a bad motherfucker.
[A] He's in jail [D] motherfucking hoe!
_ [G] Alright.
[E] Check it.
[D] I got a room in my house for my kid football.
[G] I'm a pretty sure [D] George Trigger'd even wrote me a song.
I'm a bad, bad, bad, [G] to the bone, motherfucker.
[D] Bad to the bone!
Yes!
Woo!
[G] _ _ [Am] _
[Dm] Now listen, before I sing this next verse,
[G] I want you guys to know, I was raised Catholic, alright?
So, [D] we _ [G] drink a lot [A] of levers to defending ourselves, [D] basically.
_ Check it.
[G] _ _ [F#] _
I get [D] stoned on Sunday, take my grandma to church.
[D#] I pick up all the girls in the Catholic skirt.
[Dm] So tell them they got a big bangle to pull.
[G] Hell, it's me, Demi the Bleacher, drinking off little [Dm] boys.
He's a worse son of a bitch.
[G] I'm a bad [A] motherfucker.
He's a bad man.
[D] _ _ Alright, yeah, [G] stay with me.
[D] Bad motherfucker.
Lot of bad [G] _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ [D] motherfuckers.
Yeah!
Thank you!
_ _ _ [G] _ [D] Let's get this rock train back on track.
How [Dm] many you say?
_ _ [G] _ North Dakota, you guys [C#] fucking rock.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _