Hey Santa Claus Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Quite often I get to thinking [F] how as kids we [C] got by.
Like [F] at Christmas time at our house
we [D] couldn't even afford a fire.
But we made do with what we [F] had back then when I [C] was young.
_ [F] Dad used to suck [C] a peppermint and [D] we'd all sit around his [G] tongue.
We couldn't afford
no sparkly [F] tinsel for our Christmas tree, [F] so we'd just wheel [C] old granddad in and [D] make
the old cunt [G] sneeze. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ Wheel him round the other side nanna.
_ _ _ But things changed pretty bloody
quick.
I got kids now of me [C] own and [F] I heard them unwrap their prezzies [D] last night when
I got [G] home.
_ _ _ [C] Hey Santa Claus you cunt, [F] where's me [C] fucking bike?
[F] I've unwrapped all this other
[C] junk and [D] there's nothing that [G] I like.
[C] I wrote you a fucking letter and I [F] come to [C] see you
twice.
[F] You want out geriatric?
[G] Fart if I got me [C] fucking bike. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ If I'd a wanted a pair
of bloody thongs I would a bloody ask.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong [D] set you can
shove [G] right up your ass.
You stuff me bloody order [F] up, it's enough to make you [C] spew.
But
[F] if not just me [C] who's snaky, [G] me sister's [C] dirty too.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
Hey Santa Claus [F] you cunt, where's me
fucking plan?
You promised [D] me you'd send me [Gm] one and you remember who I am?
[D] Cause I'm the
little girl like you mate, [Dm] sit right on your [F] hand.
I'll give you fucking [C] ho ho ho, you
forgot [Ab] me fucking plan.
_ [C] Next time I come to see I'm [F] gonna punch you in [C] the guts.
[F] And I'll
let your fucking reindeer [D] loose and kick [G] Rudolph in the nuts.
[C] You just wait till next year
[F] when you get back to that [C] store and me and me little [C] sister come stomping through the
door and we'll say, yeah you wait for it.
_ Hey mums and dad just smell his breath and
check his bloodshot eyes.
And [F] don't listen to him boys and girls [D] cause he tells fucking
[G] lies.
[C] He's just a piss tank and a pervert and [F] he's not even very [C] bright.
Cause the old fucking
wanker [G] forgot me [C] fucking bike. _
_ _ _ Hey Santa Claus you cunt, [F] where's me fucking [C] bike?
[F] I've unwrapped
all this other junk and [D] there's nothing that [G] I like.
And [C] I wrote you a fucking letter and
I [F] come to see [C] you twice.
[F] You want a geriatric [G] fart you forgot me fucking [C] bike. _ _
[F] Fucking dob
you [C] and your old [F] cunt.
Tell me old [D] man I'm gonna punch your fucking [C] lights out. _
I saw
mummy sucking [F] Santa _
[G] Claus.
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