Chords for Hey, I don't work here - (Official Music Video)

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Saturday morning [F] comes and goes [Ab] without too [Bb] much on my [Eb] mind.
_ [F] Except [Eb] maybe lunch.
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I walk [Eb] down to the shops [F] just to move, [Eb] feel a bit rough [Bb] from last [Eb] night.
[F] I may [Eb] have drunk a bit [Bb] too much.
A lady [Eb] in the [F] supermarket approaches way too [Bb] fast.
And her eyes are [Eb] intense and she [F] spits a little bit when she [Bb] asks,
Where do you keep [Eb] the pasta?
I [F] don't know, aisle [Eb] three.
Well, can you get it [C] for me?
I just want a [Eb] Gatorade, but she rolls her eyes so I kind [Bb] of lose it.
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Work [Eb] here and [Bb] if I [Eb] did, I [F] would [Eb] not sell you [Bb] shit.
_ [Eb] Hey, [F] I don't work [Eb] here, but maybe [Ab] I should.
That way I [Eb] could hide all of the things you want from you.
Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but [Bb] if I did, would I be [F] wearing a dirty white T-shirt, you [Bb] fool?
_ [Eb] Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but [C] maybe I should.
Silly me, I've had the pasta all along.
[Bb] Fuck you.
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_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] Saturday [Fm] morning comes and goes without [Bb] too much on my mind.
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_ _ _ Saturday [Eb] of [F] her comes and [Eb] goes and I'm feeling [Bb] pretty [Eb] great.
[F] I'm gonna be [Eb] late to the win cry [Bb] today.
Walking [Eb] on the hot [F] sand of Bondi Beach, [Eb] I take a rest [Bb] in the [Eb] lifeguard's tower [F] shade.
My four [Eb]-side ready speed [Bb] for melee.
A man [Eb] runs from the surf [F] and approaches [Eb] way too [Bb] fast.
With a blue [Eb] bottle across his chest, [F] he shakes me [Eb] as he asks,
[Bb] You gotta [Eb] save my kid.
I can't [F] really swim.
What [Eb] kind of lifeguard are [Cm] you then?
I'm just here to take [Eb] a nap, but he rolls his eyes so I kind of snap.
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Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, and if [Bb] I [Eb] did, I [F] would not [Eb] save your kid.
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[Eb] Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but maybe [Ab] I should.
No way I [Eb] could help but leave that nasty stink [Bb] for you.
[Eb] Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but if [Bb] I did, [Eb] would I make [Bb] a race car out of sand and fall asleep?
Hey, _ [Eb] I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but maybe [C] I should.
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_ Should [Eb] _ _ [F] do [Bb] what?
Save my [G] son?
No, [Eb] get a job.
What about my [Gm] son?
He's drowning!
Your son's [F] fine, he just [Eb] swims weird.
[F] You shouldn't hold that [Ab] against him.
Oh my god, thank you, I can't [Eb] begin to_
He's gone.
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[F] Saturday night [Eb] comes and goes without too much on [Cm] my mind.
Just kicking a [G] ball down the [Bb] street.
I give it [F] too much juice [Eb] and it flies over the fence [Ab] of my local NASA [Eb] compound.
Just bear with [Bb] me.
Guards are [Eb] all passed out, [F] it seems there's been [Eb] a planned attack.
[Bb] The alarm [Eb] is blaring loud, [F] but I'm the only [Eb] one intact.
[Bb] I tried [Eb] to phone for help, [F] but _ [Eb] _ [C] unfortunately_
There's an [Ab] alien transmitting [Eb] itself to NASA screens [Bb] specifically.
Give us [Eb] your planet.
Okay, I [F] don't need to find [Eb] someone, alright?
Just [Bb] relax.
Give us [Eb] your planet.
I _ [Bb] sit under a desk.
Give us [Eb] your planet.
I [Bb] don't have the [Eb] authority to do that.
I just can't begin to get my ball, but it's been a long day, so I speak [N] first of all.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are reporting live across the globe alarming news,
as extraterrestrial life [Db] has issued a statement of war to planet Earth.
The alien [C] transmission technology has left all but one individual incapacitated
within the transmission receiving point, a NASA space compound [N] located in Sydney, Australia.
The time has come and [Bb] humankind can do nothing more than pray and watch on
as [Ab] the diplomat for planet Earth responds [F] with what we can only imagine
as an articulate [Bb] plea for peace and mercy.
_ _ [Eb] I [F] don't work [Eb] here, and if [Bb] I [Eb] did, I would [F] not [Eb] surrender shit.
[Bb] _ [Eb] Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but maybe [Ab] I should.
No way I could [Eb] take a drink that won't strangle [Bb] you.
Hey, I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but if [Bb] I did, [Eb] do you think the [F]
president of Earth was a fucking [Bb] mullet?
_ [Eb] I [F] don't work [Eb] here, but maybe [C] I should.
I would love [Eb] a world where military men be [Cm] yowls.
No way I could [Eb] teach your kids to drown in front of [C] you.
No way I could [Eb] hide all the liquidity from [Bb] you.
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