Chords for Hello Saferide, My Best Friend

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_ _ _ _ _ _ You [Bm] call me up in the [D] morning
You [E] stay on the phone till [A] dawn and
You tell me secrets I actually keep
You _ _ [Bm] call me up around [D] noon and
You [E] bring me awkward gossip
You hold my head when I throw [A] up
I hold your hand when you weep
[D] And we talk about the friends [F#] we talk about the records
[D] And we talk about the life and [E] we talk about the devil
[D] We dance and we love and [E] we dance
We [D] style up, we dance in the rooms, [E] we dance
And we pass [D] the balls and we dance, dance
No man [E] ever really danced like this
[A] Damn, I wish I was a lesbian
Damn, I wish I was a lesbian
Damn, I [D] wish I [E] was
And I used to
And I used to
_ [A] Damn, I wish I was a lesbian
Damn, I wish I [E] was a lesbian
[A] Damn, I wish I was
I could fall from a peak
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_ [A] You [Bm] call me up in the [D] evenings
You tell me [E] what I think [A] best
No matter [E] what, I'm by your [A] side _
_ _ When it's a really well-lit, [D] really vintage store
You even [E] like to [A] see movies
No fair, [E] Jedi's or Hobbits [A] this time
_ [D] And you laugh at my jokes [E] and I laugh at your jokes
[D] And I even like the [E] birthday press
We get [D] beatin', we dancin', we livin' [E] in the
We dance and we [D] style up, we dance in the [E] rooms, we dance
And we pass [D] the balls and we dance, dance
No man [E] ever really danced like this
[A] Damn, I wish I was a lesbian
Damn, I wish I [E] was a lesbian
[A] Damn, I wish [E] I was
And I used to
[D] _ [E] Damn, [A] I wish I was a [E] lesbian
[A] Damn, I wish I was a lesbian
Damn, I wish I was
I could fall from [D] a [E] peak
I could fall [D] from a peak
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[E] _ _ [A] Why [B] don't, why don't I [A] fall?
Why don't, why don't I fall?
Why don't [E] I fall in love [D] with you?
_ _ [A] Why [E] don't, why don't I fall?
Why don't, why don't I fall?
Why don't I just fall in love with [D] you? _
_ [A] _ Why don't, why don't I fall?
Why don't, [E] why don't [A] I fall?
Why don't I just [E] fall in love with [D] you? _
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