Hallo Telenor Chords by Hellbillies
Tempo:
132 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
G
D
Dm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F]
[C] [F] [G]
[C] [F]
[C] [G]
[C] Hello, Telenor, [D] can you help [C] me now?
[F] [C]
Hello, [D] [C] Telenor, I'm irritated so
[F] [C] I [F] live a mile from the center [F] of a farm, up in [C] a valley
I [F] have a home office where I try to run [G] a farm
[D] [G] The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
[F] [G]
[C] It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
But [F] here at home [G] it's a mess
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
I [C] can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[F]
[C] [G]
[C] Hello, Telenor, can you give me an answer?
[F] [C]
[C] The line I have is the best [F] line in the country
[C] [F] I have tested the people, they like it before [C] it's even [F] stretched
[C] It [F] was on 12 kilobits, it's not supposed to be [G] like this
The [C] municipality has put out a board [C] and a map
[G]
It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
But [F] here at home [G] it's a mess
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame
[C] I can't [G] get over it, it's too slow
[C] [F] [C]
[F] [C]
[Dm] [C] [G]
[Dm] [F] [G]
[D] Hello, [C] Telenor, you don't need a purse or money
[F] [C] Hello,
[C] Telenor, you have some money in your pocket
[F] [C] So you can sacrifice a slant on the heavenly
[F] periphery
[C]
[F] It's too much, too long if you fixate on shit [G] dynamics
The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
[G]
It's good for you who [F] can surf at a steady [G] pace
But [F] here at home it's [G] a mess
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] We are [F] out in the end, so [D] we're [G] screwing
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] [F]
[C] [G]
[Dm] [G]
[Dm] [C]
[C] [F] [G]
[C] [F]
[C] [G]
[C] Hello, Telenor, [D] can you help [C] me now?
[F] [C]
Hello, [D] [C] Telenor, I'm irritated so
[F] [C] I [F] live a mile from the center [F] of a farm, up in [C] a valley
I [F] have a home office where I try to run [G] a farm
[D] [G] The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
[F] [G]
[C] It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
But [F] here at home [G] it's a mess
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
I [C] can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[F]
[C] [G]
[C] Hello, Telenor, can you give me an answer?
[F] [C]
[C] The line I have is the best [F] line in the country
[C] [F] I have tested the people, they like it before [C] it's even [F] stretched
[C] It [F] was on 12 kilobits, it's not supposed to be [G] like this
The [C] municipality has put out a board [C] and a map
[G]
It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
But [F] here at home [G] it's a mess
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame
[C] I can't [G] get over it, it's too slow
[C] [F] [C]
[F] [C]
[Dm] [C] [G]
[Dm] [F] [G]
[D] Hello, [C] Telenor, you don't need a purse or money
[F] [C] Hello,
[C] Telenor, you have some money in your pocket
[F] [C] So you can sacrifice a slant on the heavenly
[F] periphery
[C]
[F] It's too much, too long if you fixate on shit [G] dynamics
The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
[G]
It's good for you who [F] can surf at a steady [G] pace
But [F] here at home it's [G] a mess
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] We are [F] out in the end, so [D] we're [G] screwing
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] [F]
[C] [G]
[Dm] [G]
[Dm] [C]
Key:
C
F
G
D
Dm
C
F
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ Hello, Telenor, [D] can you help [C] me now?
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
Hello, _ [D] _ _ [C] Telenor, I'm irritated so
[F] _ [C] I _ _ [F] live a mile from the center [F] of a farm, up in [C] a valley
_ I _ _ [F] have a home office where I try to run [G] a farm
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
[F] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
_ _ _ _ But [F] here at home _ [G] it's a mess _
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
I [C] _ can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
[C] Hello, _ _ Telenor, can you give me an answer?
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[C] The line I have is the best [F] line in the country
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ I have tested the people, they like it before [C] it's even [F] stretched
[C] It _ _ [F] was on 12 kilobits, it's not supposed to be [G] like this
_ _ _ The [C] municipality has put out a board [C] and a map
_ _ _ _ [G] _
It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
_ _ _ _ But [F] here at home [G] it's a mess _
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame _
[C] I can't [G] get over it, it's too slow
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[D] _ _ Hello, [C] Telenor, you don't need a purse or money
[F] _ _ [C] Hello, _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ Telenor, you have some money in your pocket
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ So you can sacrifice a slant on the heavenly _ _
_ _ [F] periphery
[C] _ _ _
[F] It's too much, too long if you fixate on shit [G] dynamics
_ _ _ _ The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
_ _ _ _ [G] _
It's good for you who [F] can surf at a steady [G] pace
_ _ _ _ But [F] here at home it's [G] a mess _
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ We are [F] out in the end, so [D] we're [G] screwing
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ Hello, Telenor, [D] can you help [C] me now?
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
Hello, _ [D] _ _ [C] Telenor, I'm irritated so
[F] _ [C] I _ _ [F] live a mile from the center [F] of a farm, up in [C] a valley
_ I _ _ [F] have a home office where I try to run [G] a farm
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
[F] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
_ _ _ _ But [F] here at home _ [G] it's a mess _
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
I [C] _ can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
[C] Hello, _ _ Telenor, can you give me an answer?
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[C] The line I have is the best [F] line in the country
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ I have tested the people, they like it before [C] it's even [F] stretched
[C] It _ _ [F] was on 12 kilobits, it's not supposed to be [G] like this
_ _ _ The [C] municipality has put out a board [C] and a map
_ _ _ _ [G] _
It's good for you [F] who can surf at a steady [G] pace
_ _ _ _ But [F] here at home [G] it's a mess _
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame _
[C] I can't [G] get over it, it's too slow
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[D] _ _ Hello, [C] Telenor, you don't need a purse or money
[F] _ _ [C] Hello, _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ Telenor, you have some money in your pocket
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ So you can sacrifice a slant on the heavenly _ _
_ _ [F] periphery
[C] _ _ _
[F] It's too much, too long if you fixate on shit [G] dynamics
_ _ _ _ The [C] municipality has [F] put out a board [C] and a map
_ _ _ _ [G] _
It's good for you who [F] can surf at a steady [G] pace
_ _ _ _ But [F] here at home it's [G] a mess _
[C] There are so many things [F] to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ We are [F] out in the end, so [D] we're [G] screwing
[C] There are so many [F] things to blame
[C] I can't get [G] over it, it's too slow
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Facts about this song