Chords for Hell's Bells by Hayseed Dixie

I know it standing right here playing the mandolin. _ _
_ This is the Deacon Dale Reno right here playing the mandolin. _
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[E] This is also the only [B] point in the entire show where we're going to ask all of you to be really,
really quiet.
[D#] Because at this point, we're going to play you [Am] the saddest sound [B] in the world.
_ [A] We would ask for Dale's [F] vocal mic to have a lot of reverb like,
you [N] know, comfortably numb guitar solo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get that smashing mic.
_ Get on up there, you bloody wanker. _
Put him in [D] a Roman toilet.
I didn't elect you on.
[A] There you go.
This is the saddest, the saddest sound in the world, folks.
_ [F] The [D] O'Neill.
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That's right, folks.
_ It's the [F#] sound of a hotel desk clerk bell when you showed up [Am] after the gig.
_ And that son of a bitch is [F] getting head in the [N] background. _ _ _ _
And he is not giving you your room key so that you can get head in your room.
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OMG.
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You got me with half notes.
You got [B] me with half notes.
[Am] _ Congratulations up in Manistown.
[A] You're an angel if you have a little [Am] light.
Ain't no white light crashing this is Swift and Light.
[A] You're a natural, but it's in the [D] rain.
Don't think I'm pretty, but you're the most [G] magical [A] guy.
Your heart is cooking up [B] fire.
Oh, that pillow won't take you to hell.
I'm gonna get you soon.
I'm gonna [A] get you half-baked.
_ _ Half-baked.
[Am]
You know the way you're half-baked.
I'm gonna send you to hell.
[A] Half-baked.
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Well, we'll see about that.
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_ _ [A] Half-baked.
Say [Am] it's fun to you.
Half-baked.
I'm gonna swing it [A] around.
Half-baked.
You [Am] know the way you're half-baked.
Walk across the sky.
Half-baked.
You're sitting down.
Half-baked.
_ Listen to your eyes.
Half-baked.
You're a [A] sweet night.
[C] Ain't no [A] flame like _ [C] _ [Am] _ _
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half-baked.
_ _ _ [N] Half-baked.