Whiteboy Chords by Haystak

_ _ _ _ _ _ Words like hoochie, [Gm] cracker, honky, woody, they're bonic slang [F] words synonymous with white boy.
[Dm] But then again, that's in a world where cowards live to tell [Gm] how brave men lose their motherfucking lives.
I'd love to say that my pigment had nothing [Dm] to do with this shit, [D] but that's what they be stressin' the first fuckin' question.
Ain't you cool with [Dm] Bubba?
What you think of Slim?
[D] What's this got to do with either one of them?
First off, I ain't no sucker [Dm] with a miniature deal.
[D] I'm a big white motherfuckin' skinny [E] DeVille, for real.
[Dm] This is how I live.
[D] I'm not out gettin' money, I'm probably disin' the Creole.
This is my kid, even [Dm] the pits.
Damn John [D] Connor, this fuckin' beat is the shit.
Where my motherfuckin' white boys ridin' [Dm] on them powder white [D] folks?
My lower-clad, dirty-ass, rowdy white folks.
Old-school dudes fight with knives and pool cues.
Look, dude, don't make me shoot you.
Rednecks that didn't like me cause I wasn't like them.
[G] Black dudes that [Dm] didn't like me cause I wasn't like [D] them.
White boys, white [Dm] boys, the way the school and the mom [D] call my old life all day long.
All I [E] heard, all I heard, white boys, white [Dm] boys, I hear my music [D] on chat.
White boys, white boys, I think [E] it's a good idea to be a white boy.
White [Dm] boys, white boys, the way the school and the mom [D] call my old life all day long.
All I heard, all I heard, white boys, white [Dm] boys, I hear my music on [D] chat. _
I represent the 80% who support this movement, this basement music.
The writers who write it, [Dm] the producers who produce it, [D] the pushers who move it.
Damn fools that [E] choose to use it.
Some new shit, you [Dm] don't even sound it, flooze.
[D] Tryin' to copy me can get your whole family ruined.
What is he doing?
I'm doing what [Dm] I was born to do.
[D] What's wrong with him?
Nah, what's wrong with you?
With the four pianos, [Dm] so we bought keyboards.
[D] Sick of hearing, why you keep eating on the wall for, retard?
I guess in my heart, [Dm] I hoped it would break [D] down and I'd be free to finally escape.
Now the walls change [Dm] as do all things.
[D] My bedroom, a jail cell, bathroom on a plane.
Papping on the door [Dm] while I'm taking a shit.
[D] See you always trying to come up with that next big hit.
Everybody who hate it [Dm] can eat a great big dick.
[D] White shaving motherfuckers, y'all make me sick.
The story of Peasant to Pimp, [Dm] Pimp to Pedant.
[D] Should've released this record on September 11th.
Cause it's a white boy, white [Dm] boy, the way the school in the mall [D] call my old life all day long.
All I heard, all I heard, white boy, white [Dm] boy.
I'm doing my music [D] on chat, white boy, white boy.
I think this could be my anthem, white boy, white [Dm] boy.
The way the school in the mall [D] call my old life all day long.
All I heard, all I heard, white boy, white [Dm] boy.
I'm doing my music [D] on chat, white boy, white boy.
It's amazing what rappers won't do to make a profit.
I bet if your label told you you could mix hip hop and gnostic.
You'd be triple platinum selling records overseas.
You'd be dressed [Dm] like Marilyn Manson on MTV.
[D] I'm a fat boy, [Dm] so I errrr, stick [D] em.
When I let them hits go, stick em.
My gimmicky, [Dm] I don't have no gimmick.
[D] Nobody can salt to my image.
God made me, bitch, bitch, whoa.
This [Dm] is for the dangerous, punk.
[D] Where they ain't safe at, though.
Projects and trailer, punk.
You see my poster in the record [Dm] store.
That brand new stat's [D] here.
I'll be back next year.
One love, from the white boy, [Dm] white boy.
The way the school in the mall [E] call my old life all day long.
All [D] I heard, all I heard, white boy, white [Dm] boy.
I'm doing my music [D] on chat, white boy, white boy.
I think this could be my anthem, white boy, [Dm] white boy.
The way the school in the mall [D] call my old life all day long.
All I heard, all I heard, white boy, [Dm] white boy.
I'm doing my music [D] on chat, white boy, white boy.
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