Chords for Hayley Kiyoko is DEFINITELY not gay || HK Crack #1

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_ _ _ _ Guys make everything so [D] complicated because they're so [Em] vague.
They never [G] just speak their mind.
Girls, see look, you're nodding your head.
Girls are like, _ this is how I feel.
Take it or leave it.
And guys are like, [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] so _ _ _ _ vague.
They are so, _ _ [C] so more confused. _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ [G] _ Her celebrity [C] crush.
_ _ _ Oh gosh.
[Bb] They're so pretty it hurts.
[C] I love talking about boys.
I don't give [Am] a.
Does Justin Timberlake count?
[Em] _ _ _ _ [B] Yes.
Yes, absolutely counts.
_ [Bb] _ Just because you [B] don't see agony doesn't mean it's not there.
[Em] _
_ _ Stephanie is great.
She's a true _ _ _ star in the sense of like.
Talented, brilliant.
She's kind to everyone.
Incredible, amazing.
Relatable and she's very professional.
_ Spectacular, never the same.
It's hard to find like true _ _
_ [F] actresses.
Completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference.
I really respect her.
Put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it.
For _ who she is and what she does while she's working.
[E] Eat it, give birth to it.
He's all those things.
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] Get in on it and then um.
Don't be suspicious. _
Don't be suspicious.
_ _ Don't be suspicious.
Don't be _ suspicious.
_ _ Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
_ Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
_ Don't be suspicious.
Don't be suspicious.
[B] Vomit the bitch, vomit the bitch.
There's something [A] going on, that's what I have to say. _
Most prized [B] _ possession?
[G] My trophies from basketball and softball.
Softball and softball.
[Ab] _ _ Okay.
_ [G] Nice, I like that.
That's a good [Am] one.
_ [C] _ _
_ [Dbm] Rob, honey, Rob, honey, I should go fatty.
Yo, sweet, the [E] chugapas got it.
Interior crocodile alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie [Eb] theater. _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Eb] And so it's kind of been like a trial and [C] error.
You sent out a tweet that said, to that [Gb] gorgeous girl
in the middle of the crowd with the blonde hair, DM me.
Did you find her?
Actually, it isn't.
She's not here.
She's not here.
Yeah, here she is.
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[Db] You go, OK, [E] well, that didn't [A] work.
Hey, [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ [Eb] _ _ [F] who are you?
I'm [Fm] Megan, your roommate.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
I'm hoping [Bb] that Stella might get a love interest.
I'm just putting that out there.
If you could have her hook up with someone on the cast,
who would [G] it be?
They're so pretty.
_ _ _ _ [Dm] Can't put me in that [E] position, because then they're
going to watch the video.
_ [Cm] _
Lavender boy hands.
_ _ Lavender's are pretty. Whoa, what?
Lavender boy hands. _ _
[Gm] Lavender's are pretty.
_ _ [E] Here we go, lesbians.
Here we go, lesbians.
[A] Come on.
Oh, you know, the ones when you walk down the street.
Oh my god, [C] lesbians.
No, [F] but the lavender colored ones.
[Am] Move out of my way.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
Excuse me, sir, but this strawberry flavored chapstick
just fell out of your fanny pack.
[G] _ _ Oh _ _ my gosh, that's so [B] cool.
I've never seen a ghost [Cm] before, but [G] I'd like to.
_ [A] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [Db] _ _ I am [Gb] not gay. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [Gb] _ You want _ _ [E]
to know what?
[Gb] I am gay.
_ _ [G] _ _
OK, I'm gay in the house.
And I'm in the house, gay, gay in the house.
And I'm in the house, gay, gay in the mouth,
looking in the house, gay, and I'm
gay in the mouth, fucking in the house.
Gay, gay in the house, gay in the house.
Gay, gay in the house.
_ Why you guys just [C] standing there?
We were _ [G] just_ going? _ _
_ _ Waiting for someone.
[C] _ Too late.
_ _ _ So, yeah. _
And [A] now if you could collaborate with anybody musically,
it would be?
_ Sia. _ _
100%.
[B] I've had dreams about her.
_ Having these dreams.
Beyond _ talented.
We're [N] best friends.
We're writing these albums.
It's like_ Amazing. Amazing. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Uh_
He'll never love you. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] Wonder what that's about. _ _
_ Hailey.
You know it's a metaphor. _
_ _ _ _ Really deep, deep metaphor.
_ I think it's just a statement, actually.
[A] _ _ [Ab] Megan's calling.
Hey, Megan.
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_ _ He's chasing me.
Megan, [Gb] who's chasing you? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ We can't come inside.
[Ebm] _ _
The [Bb] line's too long.
If you come out_
Where are [Ab] you?
Get outside and we can [Db] help you. _ _
_ Oh my god. _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _