Chords for Hayes Carll ~ One Bed, Two Girls, Three Bottles of Wine

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_ _ _ _ _ _ One bed, two girls, and three bottles of wine.
Woo!
Great. _ _
[A] _ [C#] _ [D] _ [B] _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ [A] Sally was young and from Southern [D] California
And drifting [A] through middle [Em] Tennessee
I [A] was bold and I told her I'd never [D] seen [F] such [D] beauty
She smiled and [A] introduced [Em] me to her girlfriend [A] Sandra D
I laughed and [B] I [A] tried my best to [D] convince them
That [A] I was the man that they should have around
I'll be your boy and your toy to torture, touch [D] and teach me
So Sandra tied [A] me [E] up and Sally [A] laid me down
One bed, two girls, three bottles of [D] wine
While I'm [A] kissing hers, the other's loving mine
If the devil is watching, he thinks I'm [D] doing fine
One bed, [A] two [E] girls, three [A] bottles of wine Woo! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] Oh no, who's kissing on [A] my toe?
Woo!
[Em] _
Someone's chewing on [A] my knee
_ [D] Oh my, what's that on [A] my back?
Oh [E] flip, they're playing with [F#m] my
_ [A] _ _ Oh!
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ [A] _ [A#] _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ The hook is off Woo!
_ _ The grooves, the moves, I had the [E] whole thing going
For [B] five minutes, I was king of [F#] all I see
[B] And then, at the end, came something [E] _ unexpected
Sure, [C#m] _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [N] _ _
laugh about it
_ So _ _
[C#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] I lay _ [B] on the sidelines _ _
[F#] Just [E] wishing I [B] had done better
_ Oh [Gm] _ perhaps I drank as [B] much Jägermeister _ _ _ _ _
[E] Oh maybe _ taken [B] _ Aviacrum
Oh _ [E] perhaps [C] paid more attention [F#] to adult movies when I was [N] younger
So I'd have better known how to handle such a unique [B] situation
[E] But _ [B] _ _
_ [E] I didn't do any of those things _ _
_ _ _ I just lay there [B] in the shadows
_ [C#] As they [D#m] continued [B] without me
For a minute, two girls, three bottles [E] of wine
While I'm [B] kissing hers
Hey, I was [F#] loving mine
If the [B] devil is watching, he thinks [E] I'm doing fine
One bed, [B] two girls, [F#] three bottles [B] of wine
One [E] bed, [B] two girls, [F#] three bottles [B] of wine _ _ _ _ _ _
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