Chords for Harper Valley PTA - Heidi Hauge
Tempo:
122.05 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
F
B
C
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Bb]
I wanna tell you all a story about a Harpo Valley widow wife
who had [Eb] a teenage daughter that attended Harpo Valley Funeral Home.
Well [Bb] her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play.
[F] [Bb]
And she [Eb] said, Mama I got a note from [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA.
Well the note says Mrs.
Johnson, you're wearing your dress is way too high.
It's been [Eb] reported you've been drinking and running around with [Bb] men and going wild.
Now [Bb] we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way.
And it [Eb] was signed by the Secretary, [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA.
[Gb]
[B] Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon.
And boy [E] were they surprised as Mrs.
Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room.
And as [B] she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say.
She said [E] I'd like to address this [Gb] meeting of the Harpo Valley PTA.
[B]
Now there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he asked me for a date.
And [E] Mrs.
Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away.
And [B] Mr.
Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And [E] shouldn't we the young be told to keep [Gb] our windows shut or pull completely [B] down?
[G]
Now [C] Mr.
Harper couldn't be here plus he stayed too long in Kelly's bar again.
And if [F] you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she had a little nip of gin.
And then [C] you had the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I am pissed.
Well is [F] this just a little painless [G] and you're all Harper Valley [C] hypocrites.
No I weren't with you all because it really did, it happened just this way.
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA.
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA.
I wanna tell you all a story about a Harpo Valley widow wife
who had [Eb] a teenage daughter that attended Harpo Valley Funeral Home.
Well [Bb] her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play.
[F] [Bb]
And she [Eb] said, Mama I got a note from [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA.
Well the note says Mrs.
Johnson, you're wearing your dress is way too high.
It's been [Eb] reported you've been drinking and running around with [Bb] men and going wild.
Now [Bb] we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way.
And it [Eb] was signed by the Secretary, [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA.
[Gb]
[B] Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon.
And boy [E] were they surprised as Mrs.
Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room.
And as [B] she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say.
She said [E] I'd like to address this [Gb] meeting of the Harpo Valley PTA.
[B]
Now there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he asked me for a date.
And [E] Mrs.
Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away.
And [B] Mr.
Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And [E] shouldn't we the young be told to keep [Gb] our windows shut or pull completely [B] down?
[G]
Now [C] Mr.
Harper couldn't be here plus he stayed too long in Kelly's bar again.
And if [F] you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she had a little nip of gin.
And then [C] you had the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I am pissed.
Well is [F] this just a little painless [G] and you're all Harper Valley [C] hypocrites.
No I weren't with you all because it really did, it happened just this way.
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA.
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA.
Key:
Bb
F
B
C
Eb
Bb
F
B
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I wanna tell you all a story about a Harpo Valley widow wife _ _ _ _
who had [Eb] a teenage daughter that attended Harpo Valley Funeral Home. _ _ _ _
Well [Bb] her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play.
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _
And she [Eb] said, Mama I got a note from [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA. _ _ _ _ _
_ Well the note says Mrs.
Johnson, you're wearing your dress is way too high. _ _ _ _
It's been [Eb] reported you've been drinking and running around with [Bb] men and going wild. _ _ _ _
Now [Bb] we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way. _ _ _ _
And it [Eb] was signed by the Secretary, [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA.
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [B] Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon. _ _ _ _
And boy [E] were they surprised as Mrs.
Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room. _ _ _ _
And as [B] she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say. _ _ _
She said [E] I'd like to address this [Gb] meeting of the Harpo Valley PTA.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _
Now there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he asked me for a date. _ _ _ _
And [E] Mrs.
Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away. _ _ _ _ _
And [B] Mr.
Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? _ _ _ _
And [E] shouldn't we the young be told to keep [Gb] our windows shut or pull completely [B] down?
_ _ [G] _ _
Now [C] Mr.
Harper couldn't be here plus he stayed too long in Kelly's bar again. _ _ _ _
And if [F] you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she had a little nip of gin. _ _ _ _
And then [C] you had the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I am pissed. _ _ _ _
Well is [F] this just a little painless [G] and you're all Harper Valley [C] hypocrites. _ _ _ _
No I weren't with you all because it really did, it happened just this way. _ _ _ _
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA. _ _ _ _ _
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I wanna tell you all a story about a Harpo Valley widow wife _ _ _ _
who had [Eb] a teenage daughter that attended Harpo Valley Funeral Home. _ _ _ _
Well [Bb] her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play.
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _
And she [Eb] said, Mama I got a note from [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA. _ _ _ _ _
_ Well the note says Mrs.
Johnson, you're wearing your dress is way too high. _ _ _ _
It's been [Eb] reported you've been drinking and running around with [Bb] men and going wild. _ _ _ _
Now [Bb] we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way. _ _ _ _
And it [Eb] was signed by the Secretary, [F] Harpo Valley [Bb] PTA.
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [B] Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon. _ _ _ _
And boy [E] were they surprised as Mrs.
Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room. _ _ _ _
And as [B] she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say. _ _ _
She said [E] I'd like to address this [Gb] meeting of the Harpo Valley PTA.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _
Now there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he asked me for a date. _ _ _ _
And [E] Mrs.
Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away. _ _ _ _ _
And [B] Mr.
Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? _ _ _ _
And [E] shouldn't we the young be told to keep [Gb] our windows shut or pull completely [B] down?
_ _ [G] _ _
Now [C] Mr.
Harper couldn't be here plus he stayed too long in Kelly's bar again. _ _ _ _
And if [F] you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she had a little nip of gin. _ _ _ _
And then [C] you had the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I am pissed. _ _ _ _
Well is [F] this just a little painless [G] and you're all Harper Valley [C] hypocrites. _ _ _ _
No I weren't with you all because it really did, it happened just this way. _ _ _ _
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA. _ _ _ _ _
That day [F] my mama talked you to [G] another Harper Valley [C] PTA. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _