Chords for Harley Poe - Transvestites can be cannibals too

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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] I hate the way that I look in my own [Em] clothes, I wear my wife's when I go to the [G] town.
You think it's gross when I'm wearing her [Em] pantyhose.
You call me sick and you call me a clown.
I [G] think I may, I think I might have human tonight to come to me cause I'm coming to you.
I think I may, I think I might have you for a bite.
I'm gonna cook me up some He-Man stew, [C] cause transvestites can be cannibals too.
[D] And I'll feel better after I eat you.
[C] Cause I hate people when they're not polite.
[D] Get me in upon my table, then it serves you right.
[G] And when I was [Em] young, I wore my sister's [G] clothes.
I like to paint my [E] nails and I [Em] have secrets no one [D] knows.
[G] But now that I'm a grown up, [Em] I cook dinner for my [G] wife.
I still carry my [Em] secrets along with [C] the butcher's [Bm] knife.
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[Em] _ _ _ _ [G] I hate the popular people, [Em] cause I ain't popular.
[G] I'll eat these words tomorrow, [Em] cause I'm bipolar.
_ [G] It's okay to be different, [Em] unless you're all by yourself.
[G] You think you're so fucking [Em] special.
_ _ [C] I just don't understand [D] the reason why I [C] sin.
Why can't I be a bigger [D] man and walk away when you [C] tear me down.
And make me [D] feel like I'm worth [C] nothing.
But then again, I'm sure that [D] you deserve what you'll be [G] getting.
And when I was [Em] young, I wore my sister's clothes.
[G] I like to paint my nails [Em] and I have secrets no one knows.
[G] But now that [D] I'm a grown up, [Em] I cook dinner for my wife.
[G] I still carry my secrets [Em] along with the butcher's knife.
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[Em] Alright.
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[Em] _ _ _ _ [G] So you don't like being tied up.
[Em] Well I don't like being me.
[G] You're so shallow minded, you [Em] think I'm only what you see.
[G] Take me out of the herd and put me [Em] on display in front of your [G] friends.
Not knowing that this mistake could lead [Em] to your miserable end.
[G] Cause I'm rude, [D] I'm ugly, I'm everything [B] you hate.
[G] And I'm here [D] tonight to [B] put you on my [D] plate.
[G] I don't care for [D] your opinion, I don't [Em] want your point [C] of view.
[G] Tonight I'll have a feast [C] with compliments to you.
[G] And when I [D] was young, [Em] I wore my [C] sister's clothes.
[G] I like to paint [D] my nails and I [Em] have secrets no [C] one knows.
[G] But now that I'm [D] a grown up, I [Em] cook dinner for [Am] my wife.
I still carry [D] my secrets along with the [C] butcher's knife.
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