Chords for Harley Poe Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too

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[G] I hate the way that I look in [Em] my own clothes I wear my wife's when I go to the town
[G] You think it's gross when I'm wearing her [Em] pantyhose
You call me sick and you call me a clown I [G] think I may, I think I might have human
[Em] tonight To come to me cause I'm coming to you
[G] I think I may, I think I might have you for [Em] a bite
I'm gonna cook me up some He-Man stew [C] Cause transvestites can be cannibals too
[D] And I'll feel better after I eat you [C] Cause I hate people when they're not polite
[D] Get me in up on my table then it serves you right
[G] And when I [D] was young and [Em] I wore my [C] sister's clothes
[G] I liked to paint [D] my nails and I [Em] had secrets no one [D] knows
[G] But now that [D] I'm a grown up [Em] I cook dinner for [C] my wife
[G] I still carry [D] my secrets [Em] along with the butcher's [D] knife
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[G] hate the popular people [Em] Cause I ain't popular
[G] I'll eat these words tomorrow [Em] Cause I'm bipolar
_ It's okay [G] to be [Em] different Unless you're all by yourself
[G] You think you're so fucking [Em] special _ _ I [C] just don't understand
_ [D] The reason why I sin [C] Why can't I be a bigger man
[D] And walk away when [C] you tear me down And make me feel [D] like I'm worth [C] nothing
But then again I'm sure that [D] you deserve what you be getting
[G] And when [D] I was young and I [Em] wore my [C] sister's clothes
[G] I liked to [D] paint my nails and I had [Em] secrets no one [D] knows
But [G] now that I'm [D] a grown up I [Em] cook dinner for [C] my [G] wife
I still carry [D] my secrets [Em] along with the butcher's [D] knife [G] _ _ _ [Em] Alright
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[Em] _ _ _ _ [G] So you don't like being tied up [E] Well I don't like being me
[G] _ You're so shallow minded You think I'm [Em] only what you see
[G] Take me out of the herd And put me [Em] on display
In front of your friends [G] Not knowing that this mistake
Could lead [Em] to your miserable end [G] Cause I'm rude
[D] I'm ugly [Em] I'm everything [C] you hate
[G] And I'm here [D] tonight [C] To put you on my plate
[D] I [G] don't care for [D] your opinion [Em] I don't want your [C] point of view
[G] Tonight I'll [D] have a feast [Em] With compliments to [D] you
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And when I [D] was young [Em] and I wore my [C] sister's clothes
[G] I liked to paint [D] my nails and I [Em] had secrets no [C] one [D] knows
[G] But now that [D] I'm a grown up [Em] I cook dinner [Am] for my wife
[G] I still [D] carry my secrets [Em] along with the butcher's [G] knife _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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