Chords for Happy Holiday Y'all - Robert Earl Keen

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_ [B] There is [D] a Barbie doll in the gray boat [G] up on mom's TV set
_ [D] an angel made of styrofoam
[E] holds Rita's [A] cigarette
_ _ _ [D] Santa _ waves an empty beer [G] in his plastic hand
_ _ [D] _ Everyone is here this year.
[A] It's Christmas _ time again
You know [D] the kids are in their sleeping bags [G] with every kind of toy
_ [D] And Ken and Kay have hit the hay [E] in dad's new [A] lazy boy
_ _ [D] Fran has got a cozy spot [G] beneath the Christmas _ tree
_ [D] Sitting in his underwear
Where [A] drunk as he [D] can be
_ [G] Last night we stuffed our _ stockings [D] and hung the mistletoe
_ When [G] Santa Claus came knocking
[E] He looked like [A] Uncle Joe
_ _ [D] _ Someone put the coffee on and find the [G] Tylenol
_ _ _ Merry [Bm] Christmas _ [G] everyone
_ _ [D] Happy _ [A] Holidays to [D] all _ _
[G] Of _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [Bm] _ course [D] old dad got mom a flannel robe [G] and Ken a socket set _ _
[D] Mom got Kay a super value [E] pack of _ [A] Nicorette
[B] _
[D] Kay got Ken a Nordic truck _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ Ken [D] _ got _ sister's Spanish speaking [A] lessons on [D] CD _ _
[G] Last night we all sang Jingle _ [D] Bells
And opened up our hearts _
[G] This morning our house looks like hell
[E] Or possibly [A] Walmart _ _
[D] Someone _ [A] clean [D] the grave _
And dress the Barbie [G] _ doll _
Merry Christmas _ everyone _
_ _ Happy [A] Holidays [D] to _
[E] all
[G] We're making _ limosas [G] on the deck
[D] And packing [A] the [D] U-Haul
_ _ [G] Merry _ [Bm] Christmas _ [G] everyone
_ _ God _
[D] bless [A] us all
[D] Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas everyone _ _
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