Chords for Hanson Christmas Special Part 2

Bye.
_ _ We're just kidding.
Just teasing.
Hey guys.
I was just joking.
Yeah, just joking.
Sorry.
Can we croucher?
Croucher?
Yeah, I love it.
Zach, I do not recommend.
_ _ Zach, [Gm] it only goes back like three feet.
That would [N] not be a good.
You're like, whoa.
Oh gosh.
Actually, we were at a concert one time.
This guy staged dove and he ended up with a wedgie.
He's like a really bad one actually.
You could tell from [Bm] about, you know, 60 rows back.
_ [N] Anyway.
Well, anyway.
So around this time last year, we were doing Middle of Nowhere.
We were going to make Middle of Nowhere.
[F] _ _ On our way there.
On our way there.
[G] To LA.
To LA, to Los Angeles to [N] make the album.
To right here.
We broke down in Albuquerque. _
And as we were waiting at the hotel, kind of sitting outside.
I don't know why we're sitting outside.
Why would you be sitting outside?
The funny thing was, we were just, I guess, taking a momentary break.
And I was sitting here with my guitar of all things.
Singing about ants.
And of course, Zach was sitting with his genius.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
And he, well, not with his genius, but with something.
I'm flattered.
[Bm]
Thank you.
He was thinking of something.
He was thinking of aliens.
And he came up with a song [E] called Man from Milwaukee.
And then we later finished it and made it the bonus track on Middle of Nowhere.
[C#] Here it is, [E] Man from Milwaukee.
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [A] _ _
[E] Okay, come on.
_ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ Let this picture of a man sitting here tell me [F#m] about the sky.
Maybe I'm [A] hallucinating.
I'm [D] overreacting.
If you act now, I couldn't tell you [E] why.
Been sitting here [F#m] too long.
[A] Man from [E] Milwaukee.
Been talking [F#m] too long.
[A] He's got a walkie [E]-talkie.
He's talking [F#m] too much.
[A] But I think [Bm] he's wacky.
[B] He says they're [F#] gonna get him.
[A] They'll get him someday, _
[E] yeah.
I [F#m] think he's laughing.
Come [A] on. _ _ _
[E] He says where he's [Em] from, they thought [A] I would say.
[D] They use more than 10% [E] of their brain.
But you [A] couldn't tell him [F#] from the way they [A] behave.
[D] They run around in underwear and [B] they never shave.
Oh, [F#] yeah.
I said, oh, maybe I'm [A] hallucinating. I'm [D] overreacting.
Let this picture of a man sitting here tell me [C] about the [F#m] sky.
Maybe I'm [A] hallucinating.
I'm [D] overreacting.
_ If you act now, I couldn't tell you [E] why.
Been sitting [F#m] here too long.
[A] Man from [E] Milwaukee. _
[B] Been talking too long.
[A] He's got [G#m] a walkie [E]-talkie.
He's talking too much.
[A] But I think he's [E] wacky.
He says they're gonna get [A] him.
They'll get him someday.
Play [Bm] that microphone.
_ What _ _ _ _
[E] [Bm] was that? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] Because I can't sound the [Bm] microphone.
_ [E] _ _ [A] Oh, yeah.
Oh.
[E] Oh.
I know they're gonna get [A] me.
They'll get me someday.
[E] I know [F#m] they're gonna get me.
[A] They can take me away.
I know [F#m] they're gonna get [A] me.
They'll get me someday.
[E] If not [F#m] tomorrow, [A] _ maybe today.
_ [E] _ _ _ _