Attitude Adjustment Chords by Hank Williams Jr

[D] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [Dm] _ [D] _ _ [B] Now [D] I met an old friend in a bar the other [G] night and he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight.
[E] He jumped up and challenged every man [A] in the room.
_ [D] And just about the time he got the words out, [G] an old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
[A] and used his head for a mop and [D] his butt for a broom.
_ [A] [D] It was an [B] attitude adjustment [E] like it [A] was [D] his first time.
An attitude [B] adjustment, [E] now he understands [A] just [C#m] fine.
[D] He got bent out of shape and he [G] opened his mouth and just [D] one appointment straightened
him right out.
It was an attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] [D] Oh, it'll work every time.
_ Now I've got this big old brother-in [G]-law and he and him just never did get [E] along because
he wants to be sure I'm treating his [A] sister right.
[D] He got drunk one night and started beating me up and [G] I went and got a fire tool out of
the truck [A] and laid him out as cold as [D] a block of ice.
[A] _ [D] It was an attitude [B] adjustment [E] and [A] it'll work [D] every time.
An attitude [B] adjustment, [E] I made him see [C#] the light.
[D] Now he says I'm his [G] kind of man and he comes around me with his hat [D] in his hand.
It was an attitude [B] adjustment.
I [E] cured all [A] his family [D] pride. _ _
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face and [G] I said, darling, that was your first mistake.
And [E] then she went wild and her [A] eyes turned red.
She [D] started breaking everything and screaming loud [G] and kicking me and cussing me out [A] and
I gave her a little adjustment [D] on the top of the head.
_ It was an [B] attitude adjustment.
[E] Oh, she [A] loved on me [D] all the time.
Just an attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] She got a [G] whole new [A] frame of [C] mind.
[D] She don't [F#] nag, [G] I don't beg, we get [Gm] along and like I said, [D] just an attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] Oh, [A] everything's [D] just fine.
Well, almost.
She called the cops to take [G] me in and I said, you're never going to do it, [E] friend.
And they just smiled and [C#m] said, oh [Am] yes, we will.
_ [D] Now a stick to the head and some kicks to the [G] shins and several bites by rim 10-10
[A] and I couldn't wait to get [D] into that jail.
It was an [B] attitude adjustment.
Oh, I [A] went along [D] peacefully. _
[B] Attitude adjustment, [E] they made me [Em] clearly [C#] see.
[D] So my head is [F#] black and my lips are [G] blue and my face [Gm] kneecaps are [B] visibly in bloom.
[D] It was an attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] It made my whole [A] outlook [D] brand new.
Yes, an attitude [B] adjustment.
It [E] made my whole [A] outlook brand [D] new. _ _ _
[F] _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _ Yes, I understand