Chords for Handsome Man

[Gm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ [G] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [E] _ [G] _ _ _
[D] Hello, did you miss me?
I [E] know I'm hard [G] to resist _
[D] [A] Y'all been coming to help me [E] pick the sweet [G] corn out of this _
[D] [A] It's hard to be [D] humble when you're so fucking big _
Did you ever meet a [E] sexy, ah, male chauvinist pig? _
[Bm] I'm gonna milk it [D] till I turn it into cheese _
[Bm] _ Tell your babes and [D] arms and the [G] whippies come take a [A] piece of me
_ _ _ [D] Oh, [G] if you love [Em] me
All the faces [D] on you, if [G] you don't see me
[Em] I don't [D] hate to exist
It's [G] nice to meet [Em] you
Now [A] let me go and wash [C] my hands
Cause you [A] just met
The world's most [D] handsome [Gm] man
The _
[E] _ [G] _ world's most [D] handsome [Bb] man _ _
[E] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] Y'all know who I am
I'm still the [G] boy next door
I'm [D] still the boy next door
I'm still the boy next door
I'm still the boy next [B] door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
[D] Have I gone up in the world?
Or has the [G] world gone down on me?
[D] I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
_ [Bm] _ Giving a love, [D] what's the point in hating me?
[Bm] _ You can't argue [D] with popularity
[C] Well you could, [G] but you'd be [A] _ wrong
[D] Oh, if you love [Em] me
All the faces [D] on you, [G] if you don't need me
[Em] I don't hate to [D] exist
You both support [Em] me
[A] Now let me see your [C] show of hands
See if it [A] fully _ stands
[Bb] Can you make me laugh?
It's [C] time to throw the thrill
Though [D] it's not for _ me _ _ _ _
[Bb] Crippled, [G] clenched, shaken, fainted, [C] ashamed
And I'm out of here _
[B] It's not very [Bb] complicated
I'm too strong and [D] overrated
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ Please don't drop [Fm] me
Of [Bb] all the faces [Eb] on you
If you don't see me
[F] I [Bb] don't exist
[Eb] It's nice to meet [F] you
Now [Bb] let me go and wash [Db] my hands
Hit me for [Bb] your stance _
[Eb] Please don't drop [F] me
Of all the [Eb] faces on you
If you don't need [F] me
I don't exist
[Eb] _
_ It's nice to meet [F] you
Now let [Bb] me see your show [Db] of hands
Cause you just met
The world's lost dance on me
_ _ _ The world's lost dance on me
_ _ _ The world's lost dance on me
_ _ _ _ The world's lost [Eb] dance on me _ _ _ _ _ _